Bandana Jassi

Q. First thing you hate about Yudhveer.

By Devaki.

Bandana: His stupidity! He acts like a dumb blonde at times and all I wanna do is take my chappal and smack him on the face. However, on an average, he is a pretty chilled out guy and I like him alot. He is almost as entertaining as Mallika. He's the cutest person I have ever seen. He needs to brush up his wit though. By the way, Devaki, thanks alot for this question. I hope Yudhveer reads this.

Q. Yudhveer aapke kaunse no. ka bf hoga?

By Sameeksha.

Bandana: Umm...Second....(*blushes*)
"Hoga" nahi. Hai. He is my boyfriend. (*hides face*) You're just like the Sameeksha in the house. Bakwaas karne mein sabse aagey.

Q. First bf? 😏😏

By Parul.

Bandana: Dear Parul, I don't find it very necessary to reveal the name of my first boyfriend but if you're  insisting....

Gandu Pachku Lalu Swaraj Omrin Chamundaye Namah Singh.

That's him. My first boyfriend. Bad break up. He died due to acidity. Usko khana pachta nahi tha. Sad.

☆Author's Question: How often do you do bhangra? Ps- I know you were doing bhangra near the Big Ben when you saw a frog eat a fly.

Bandana: Umm...what the eff? Is this even a proper question? Chee.

I do bhangra wherever I please. What's your problem?

Yudhveer Singh:

Q. How was that quick intense make out with Bandana..?😂

By Devaki.

Yudhveer: Ahhh dayummm. Stop reminding me about it. My hormonal levels go yankety-yam-yam whenever I am reminded of that day. How hot. Damn. That woman makes me go nuts. Devaki, have you ever seen how insanely fit she is? Makes me go weak in the knees.

In the beginning, when I went to massage her I had no clue that it would turn out into a hot and intense make out session. Bandana caught me  by surprise when she kissed me.

Mein toh thera ek chichora ladka. I, therefore, kissed her back which led to....

Q. Why so pyaara?

By Sameeksha.

Yudhveer: Umm, Miss I think you're on the wrong chat. I am Yudhveer not Zayn Malik. Pyaara hona aur mere beech mein woh rishta hai jo ice cream aur daal baati ke beech mein hota hai.

Absolutely nothing.

Sameeksha, in fact, you're  being very 'pyaari' asking me this question.

(*Bandana yells at Yudhveer in the background*)

Q. Why don't you just die?

By Parul.

Yudhveer: Thanks for the love, babe.

☆Author's Question: Yudhveer, how often do you take bath? You stink.

Yudhveer: Once in two weeks. Is it so? I stink that bad? I thought I was using Pond's pink powder in adequate amount. I guess I'll just have to boost up my supply of Pond's.

Devaki Bahirat:

Q. Abhishek ke saath kya rishta hai?

By Sara.

Devaki: Kya rishta hai matlab? Fan hun mein uski! Dhoom 3 mein kitni acchi acting ki thi usne. Aur Dostana mein toh...

Q. Are you a fan of Rohan?

By Shrishti Chanda.

Devaki: Rohan ne pankhe ka bussiness chalu kar diya aur mujhe bataya bhi nahi.... (*begins thinking*) (*suddenly snaps back to reality*)

Mein tumhe pankha dikhayi deti hun? (*looks in the mirror and cries*)

Shitty jokes apart, I am a diehard Rohanian.

[AUTHOR VOMITS.]

Q. How did you feel after your make out session in the activity room?

By Parul.

Devaki: I felt embarrassed. Everyone was watching us. On the other hand, I was sort of relieved that Rohan was fine. Please change the topic. This is so awkward...

☆Author's Question: Which brand underwear do you wear? Rohan wants to know.

Devaki: If Rohan wants to know, let him directly ask me.

Rohan Mehra:

Q. When will you marry Devaki?

By Devaki.

Rohan: When I start earning money.

☆Author's Question: How well do you know Donald Trump?

Rohan: Who...? Are you talking about Donald Duck?

Omg this is so shitty. I can't write so many interviews at one shot! Baaki ke baadmein! Yaar. Kitne bakwaas answers hai😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂