VIA TEXT. MOO MOO HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP 'SHADOWHUNTING BROS + WARLOCK + VAMPIRE.'

moo moo: oh my god
moo moo: that group name is literally the bomb

unknown: is this moe alberto?

unknown: yup

unknown: HI
unknown: I'M KATTTT

moo moo: HI
moo moo: HOW DID I GET HERE?

simon: I broke into matt's phone and added you.
simon: you're welcome

moo moo: i'm honored
moo moo: i'm like a tiny bit obsessed with your show to be honest
moo moo: okay ALOT obsessed

unknown: who's your fav?

matty: alec obviously

unknown: ew no. its obviously Izzy

clary: clary

unknown: magnus

unknown: guys let's all get real
unknown: we all know it's Jace

moo moo: oh my god
moo moo: how did you know???

jace: because Jace is the best

alec: you're not serious rightt?
alec: tell them you love alec the most

moo moo: my mother told me it's bad to lie

simon: BOOOMM

izzy: I like you moe

magnus: yes. you'll do nicely

moo moo: oh my god fangirling

alec: i'm still not over the fact that I'm not your favourite

moo moo: sorry
moo moo: not sorry

clary: oh my god. moe you savage

moo moo: what can I say
moo moo: i'm preparing to be a shadowhunter

alec: you are not worthy to be a shadowhunter after what you just said

moo moo: *le gasp*
moo moo: I AM HURT

alec: now you know how I feel

VIA INSTAGRAM.

moomoomoe: training to prove myself shadowhunter worthy.

matthewdaddario: you will never be a shadowhunter after what you said today.

arosende: don't worry moomoomoe you can always be a vampire

moomoomoe: thank you arosende, hate you matthewdaddario

user: WHY IS MOTT FIGHTIN???

moomoomoe: because user, matthew is the official killer of shadowhunting dreams.

matthewdaddario: because user, moo moo here is incredibly mean and didn't pick alec as her favourite.

user: this is all too much to handle.

guess who's back, back again, portia's with a shitty update. HOORAY. I'm changing this around btws.