VIA IMESSAGE. TO: MOE-MOE

unknown: i asked your sister for your number.
unknown: i hope that's not creepy or anything.

moe-moe: sorry, who is this?

unknown: oh. shit. totally forgot that you wouldn't have my name.
unknown: it's matt shit sorry.

moe-moe: ohhhhhhhh 😂😂😂
moe-moe: omfg matt you're such a weirdo.
moe-moe: asking my sister for me number like we're in middle school.
moe-moe: no wonder she was giving me the creepy 'all knowing' smile today.

matty: i didn't know how to ask you.
matty: everytime I typed itit sounded creepy.

moe-moe: and getting my number from my sister then just randomly texting me isn't?

matty: i see your point.

moe-moe: anywayyyyy
moe-moe:why did you need my number?

matty: instagram notifications bug the crap out of me.

moe-moe: I feel ya, i feel ya.

matty: i thought it would be easier to get to know each other over text and not over social media.

moe-moe: what ya want to know? 😉

matty: ummmmmmmmm, i don't know

moe-moe: let's get down to the gritty stuff
moe-moe: what's your favourite animal?

matty: woah, I don't think we know each other well enough to go there yet.
matty: but I don't know. there's too many. cows?

moe-moe: oh my god
moe-moe: I love cows. my nickname is moo moo.

matty: oh my god
matty: moe is no longer your name to me.
matty: you shall be moo moo forevermore.

moo moo: oh my god matt,only my family still calls me that.

matty: your family
matty: and now me

moo moo: oh my god.
moo moo: I just found th best picture of you.

moo moo: it's you
moo moo: riding a plastic cow

matty: I know what it is
matty: i'm just wondering how you found it
matty: have you been stalking me

moo moo: noooooooo
moo moo: a fan sent it to me

matty: righttttttttt
matty: whatever you say moo moo 😉

moo moo: ughhhhhhh
moo moo: i'm going to regret telling you

VIA INSTAGRAM.

arifariespen: the death stare I got from moe when i gave out her number without her permission.

user: oh my god she totally gave it to matt

user: the ship is sailing. The ship

user: #Mott

moomoomoe: I didn't even know who was texting me. It could have been some stalker.

matthewdaddario: thanks moo moo, I feel the love moomoomoe

moomoomoe: i'm really going to regret telling you that.

arosende: wait. when did ^ happen

user: oh my god arosende you're so late to this ship.