it's 3012 and it's the end of the world according to gravity falls. you're walking down an empty street wearing a light blue GAP sweater that doesn't say GAP but you're fine with it cause it's the apocalypse. you walk for miles until you find a McDonald's so you order 10 chicken McNuggets ,

you leave McDonald's with your McNuggets and it's mcfreaking cold outside so you decide to open the McNuggets box to put a mcnugget on your cheek so it's not so cold your face. you open the box and realize they didn't give you McNuggets they gave ya Mcarrons so you go to South Korea because your misplaced bag contained contents that would allow you to sue McDonald's. you get to Korea it was a two day flight with bathroom break every three hours.

you get off the plane only to be greeted by three different directors shooting three different but similar Korean dramas.

you are asked to be an extra so you say yes because they will pay you McNuggets and you're hungry. you didn't eat on the plane only a quesadilla.

you haven't slept in four days, the plane seats were uncomfortable and the person sitting next to you kept touching your hand . it was a 7 year old girl. she smiled at you she had big eyes. she said "can I play with your iPod?" you hesitated but lent her your iPod. it's all fine, you thought. she'll give it back.

there was a bathroom break. next thing you know the girl disappeared and so did your iPod. you worry, your iPod was your only source of energy.

but it doesn't matter because they gave you 5 McNuggets when filming the drama.

the Koreans Rama is called love actually and was filmed in 2003. your favorite actor is there. but he's not. you meet a Korean actor his name is lee min ho you ask him what's his opinions on webtoons.

he says they're okay but he doesn't trust them. he's got trust issues because once he had to tie a webtoon artist's hair and they hadn't washed it in days.
you don't understand this because you wash your hair only once a week.

you ignore Lee min ho and wander around wondering where your misplaced bag is. where is it. where. you realize the drama crew didn't pay you your nuggets so go back only to find your celebrity crush, Doge, taking Scot selfies for the new dog selfie 2016 calendar. you bought the calendar at 10£ but Doge's selling it for 5£. you're angry but not a lot. you worry. where will you sleep

you take a train To Japan and visit Tokyo where you find a famous manga artist sakisaka io. she tells you she's afraid of clouds so you're like okay, you keep walking and find hiro Mashima. he tells you Natsu is ENd and you're like oh ok then. you walk a lot and find a temple. you make. a wish. you wish for new McNuggets,

but new McNuggets mean a new life. you die, but are reborn in McDonald's. your name's bob now, you get a nugget and you don't like it, your taste buds are different.

you can't do anything about it. you remember what Mashima told you, what sakisaka told you, what min ho told you. clouds, cartoons Ned power. it's al gone. forgotten. the end of the world got amnesia try again.