This is what I saw when I glanced at TJ's Amazon page today.

I'm cracking up so hard.

Thank you, Amazon, for letting me know that my book is ranking six hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and fifty-eight from the top. Let's get out the cake and ice cream and celebrate this huge milestone.

(But to be fair, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't the teensiest weensiest bit gratified. Whatever ranking system Amazon's got, it has to be fairer than Wattpad's.)