Haha you think the title is clickbait? Nope

So uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh here we go

I just remembered this for some reason

So I was at my friend's house(I haven't seen her in 3-4 years now). We were, if I recall, in her parent's room on their bed.

She had this stuffed cobra toy that was really stiff and uncomfortable

And we dared ourselves to kiss.

Not because anyone else was there, not because someone told us to, but because we thought it would be cool.

So then we leaned in and kissed each other for like 3 whole seconds, but then screamed and jumped back

Like  d u d e

That's gay as hell

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk on how I was really gay even when  was tiny