"The future is often like a sausage factory. You know you won't get out alive."

"Read a book in public"

"You're terrible"

"A heart attack a day keeps the castrations away"

"You're inspiring. But not as inspiring as a toaster."

"Here comes demons"

"If you sleep on the job, someone might see you."

"An hour of meditation a day keeps the global financial meltdown away"

"Don't stop burning things"

"Fuck a gnome"[[excuse me]]

"The two things you need in order to save the world is sexuality and tranquilizer."

"If they tell you that you cannot bathe in blood, try"