Venompool walks into his apartment after a long day of murdering folks "Oh hey reader, I wasn't expecting you but now that you're here I have some exciting news." Deadpool walks over to his leather sofa before sinking into it "Well come on take a seat"

Venompool connects the Bluetooth on his phone to his TV and presses shuffle on his music player.

"Oh I love this song plus spoiler alert for Phase 2 "

Whilst the song is playing Venompool gets out of his suit, sitting in just his boxers and puts on his signature crocs "Oh so comfy and honestly if you think differently we can't be friends.............nah I'm just kidding. Now you're probably wondering about the title of this chapter well I'm here to tell you that I'm inviting you on a journey of short little adventures about what I get up to between each of the phases of this story."

Venompool explained "Now these few adventures will be without Venom cue the 'Awwww's but don't worry he'll be here soon hopefully depends on when the Fucking Stupid Author decides to update this bloody story"

"Alright enough about him let's get into the ADVENTURES OF DEADPOOL"