TIME TO LEARN SO MORE ABOUT OUR HERO'S BACKSTORY.

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"W-what?" Y/N laughed out as he lowered Wanda and Pietro and released his hands from their necks allowing them to get their breath back.

Wanda coughed a little, bringing her forearm to her mouth "Dad..... you're our father."

Y/N shook his head rapidly from side to side "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fuckin' NO. I do not have children! You think you came from these loins." Y/N immediately shut that possibility down.

"Our mother told us stories about you all the time." Pietro stated harshly to his 'father'.

"Well who the fuck is your mother!?" He angrily and threateningly yelled at them as he took a step towards them whilst they took one step backwards with the fear evident.

The Maximoffs stayed quiet for a few seconds until Pietro dug out a small locket and threw it to Y/N who gave him a strange look before opening it.

Y/N's eyes widened at the woman inside whilst Venom said exactly what was on his and Y/N's mind "Fuck."

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*Flashback - Sokovia 1997*

Y/N had walked into the bar that he had been going to for the past six months so that he could meet his friend Diana who was someone he'd met when he first came to Sokovia and she was a cool lass in Y/N's opinion.

The bar had a fairly rustic decor to it and was filled with some relaxing Sokovian music playing in the background which Venom started humming along too.

"Look at you trying to carry a tune." Y/N teased his symbiote as he weaved through the slightly drunk inhabitants.

"I'm a modern day Frank Sinatra. You just don't have the balls to admit it."

"Oh I'm sorry I forgot about how big your balls were........ Oh wait! They don't exist." Y/N fired back at Venom.

"Genitals aren't needed on my planet! How many times do I have to tell you this!?" Venom yelled.

"Sounds like someone who's insecure about what they're packing, which is a problem that your host does not have." He confidently stated as he pulled his jacket tighter over his upper body.

"Whatever." Venom huffed deciding he'd had enough.

"Y/N wins yet another argument against Venom, you suck at this, bitch." Y/N cheered to himself as he searched for Diana.

Y/N then stopped and smiled as he saw the brown haired and brown eyed woman that he'd been looking for who was wearing a causal backless black dress whilst sipping on a martini at the bar itself.

Y/N approached her with his usual confidence "There's my Wonder Woman." He exclaimed as he took a seat next to her causing her to turn and smile at him.

(A/N - Yes, Wonder Woman is Wanda and Pietro's mother.)

"I wish you didn't call me that, it couldn't be further from the truth." She said coyly in her strong Sokovian accent before giving Y/N a hug which he reciprocated.

Y/N scrunched his face up in disagreement "You don't give yourself enough credit." Y/N then eyed her up and flirtatiously remarked "Might I say, you are looking finer than Kate Moss tonight....... And she's really fuckin' hot."

Diana blushed a little as she nervously picked up her drink which she quickly finished whilst the pair of them chatted with each other. Diana was under the impression that Y/N was some kind of soldier because he had no intention of telling her about his abilities or what he actually did for a living.

After a few hours, Diana looked back over her shoulder to see that the pool table was free as an idea came into her mind "Wanna play?" She asked.

Y/N gave a 'really' look "You reckon you could beat me in a game of pool, Are you high!?" Y/N laughed, fully confident in his pool skills.

Diana however was also confident in her skills as well "Alright hotshot, we'll raise the stakes then." She challenged which immediately aroused Y/N's interest. "How about every ball one of us pots equals a shot for the other person."

It was a reasonable challenge seeing as there would definitely be other people wanting to play later on.

Y/N was very evidently up for the challenge "Alright, you're on but just so you know, I can hold my alcohol like the Statue Of Liberty holds that stupid shitty torch thing of hers."

"Well, let's see who holds it better." She confidently stated "You get the drinks, I'll rack them up." She requested before she went over to the pool table.

Y/N watched her hips move as she walked away "Hot Damn." He said before he ordered several shots of rum before bringing the drinks over to a small table next to the pool table whilst Diana had finished setting up the balls before they proceeded to play pool.

Diana had won the first game however Y/N had managed to push her all the way and when she won she definitely decided to rub it in his face by doing a little victory dance.

They were playing a second game and Y/N was dominating it as he was currently on the eight ball during the game with a very tipsy Diana who was really feeling the effects of all the shots.

"Come on soldier, you just gotta pot One. More. Ball." She drunkenly teased him to try and finish the job.

"I'll do it with my eyes closed." Y/N said bringing his eyelids down over his visual organs.

Y/N got into position and pulled the pool cue back then he hit it into the cue ball which in turn connected with the black eight ball which he sunk into the pocket at the bottom of the table.

"And the crowd goes wild for Y/N L/N, RAH! RAH! 'Oh he's so handsome!' 'Sign my tits!' 'We love you!'" Y/N cheered overdramatically whilst changing pitches for every cheer.

Diana downed her final drink before letting out a louder than necessary 'ahhhhh' which earned strange looks from other people in the bar however Y/N just laughed which made her laugh.

"Easy cowgirl, I think you might be a bit pissed." Y/N said as he pulled all of the balls out of the pockets whilst Diana just scoffed in response.

"I don't know, what you are on about." She slurred as she steadied herself however was a little uneasy on her feet "I'm going to go the ladies room to freshen up." She said heading off to the restroom.

"I see why you enjoy the company of the female species."

"Sorry, is there a reason that you sound like the narrator of a nature documentary?" Y/N quipped as he mocked Venom's use of vocabulary.

"Yeah because I'm a frickin' natural wonder."

"Whatever keeps you sane." Y/N said under his breath before having another drink.

"Thanks to you, I'm in-sane."

"You're welcome darling." Y/N teased the Symbiote.

The Merc and the Symbiote discussed discreetly with each other for a short while as Y/N waited for Diana to return which he had to admit was taking longer than usual because she'd been gone for almost twenty minutes.

"She's probably taking a shit." Venom theorised.

"Nah you've not been on Earth long enough to know that you never shit in bars." Y/N explained to the slimy black creature living inside of him.

"Why?"

He then whispered carefully "Bad things happen when your pants are down around drunks."

Venom realised what that meant "Gross."

"Maybe I should go look for her." Y/N said as he got up from his seat to head towards the restrooms, he weaved his way past a couple of people.

He asked a couple of women whether they had seen a woman matching Diana's description however he came up with nothing.

After a few more minutes of searching, he was near the back exit where he heard the sounds of struggling. He went outside into the cold, dark Sokovian whether which felt bitter on his skin.

Y/N went to investigate the source of the sounds when he saw three hulking figures towering with one of them holding Diana whilst she yelled out for help.

Y/N immediately ran over and yelled "Hey Cumrags!"

The three men turned to look at Y/N as the Merc threatened them "You hurt her and I'll make you wish your dads were firing blanks on the night you were conceived."

The drunkards thought it would be wise to attack Y/N. It wasn't.

One man swung for Y/N and he was rewarded with Y/N catching him by the forearm and dislocating his shoulder causing screams of agonising pain from the man.

The second man who was slightly more skilled at fighting than the first man tried aimlessly to sweep Y/N's legs however Y/N hopped over the attack and instead directed his landing onto his attacker's leg, as he connected with the offensive maneuver, a disturbing crack echoed throughout the dark empty alley due to the tibia bone protruding through his skin.

With two of the men out of fighting commission, Y/N walked over to the one holding Y/N against her will who was now fearful of what Y/N would do to him especially after seeing the fate of his two companions.

He believed his best option was to continue using Diana as a hostage however even she could feel his hands shaking.

"I'd let her go before I finger you with your own fingers." Y/N threatened sinisterly.

He was a little hesitant but still held a strong, threatening exterior but Diana took the opportunity of his hesitation to elbow him in the ribs, loosening his grip on her allowing her to slip away.

Y/N used the distraction Diana had created to sprint full speed at the man and kick his knee out which dropped him to the ground before grabbing the man's arm and extending one of his fingers before jabbing it into the attacker's eye socket, blinding the man in that eye.

As the man cried bloody murder, Y/N chuckled and whispered in the man's ear "You should thank me really, at least you'll classify as disabled now."

"I'm pretty sure one eyed blindness doesn't count as disabled."

"It doesn't?" Y/N then shrugged his shoulders "Well it's better than having none." Y/N tried to look on the bright side before pushing the man to the floor.

He then averted his attention to Diana "Are you alright?" He asked tentatively.

She was holding herself tightly, clearly shaken up from the ordeal "Yeah, I'm fine. I think we should go back though."

"Agreed."

Y/N walked with Diana back to her house, offering her his jacket due to the cold weather. Despite the chivalry, he kinda wished he hadn't because he was extremely cold and Venom was in a torturous mood by not offering him any heat.

Once they got back to Diana's house which was a very nice two bedroom house that she managed to afford on her nurse's salary.

"Well, this was fun......... Until it wasn't." Y/N chuckled and so did Diana. Despite the violent secretly having fun beating the shit out of some people.

"Yeah, it was." Diana said as she got the keys out of her purse and stuck the key to her front door into the lock and opening the door.

She then turned back to Y/N and smiled "Thank you for helping me out tonight, I don't know what they would've done to me if you weren't there."

Y/N tilted his head to the side and responded "Beaten you, raped you, killed you. The possibilities were literally endless."

Diana shook her head "Yes and hearing them out loud is really making me feel so much better." She sarcastically voiced to the admittedly stupid looking Y/N.

"Sorry." He said before he stepped back with the intention of heading back to his temporary residence "Well good lady, I bid you adieu." Y/N spoke in a posh voice as he dramatically bowed before her.

Diana giggled a little but didn't particularly want him to leave so in a surprising move, she walked up to him and grabbed him by his shirt and pulled him in for a long kiss, with her hands draped around his neck and Y/N's arms around her waist.

After about twenty or thirty seconds of straight make out, she pulled away and had a coy expression whilst Y/N had a dumbfounded one.

"Damn girl, if you wanted to kiss me so badly all you had to do was ask. I'm very much on the market." He joked before laughing, relieving Diana of any tension she thought she may have created.

Diana wrapped her arms back around Y/N's neck and invitingly whispered "Why don't you come inside?" She said giving him a sultry wink.

The Symbiote living inside Y/N wolf whistled "Go on my son."

Y/N ignored the encouragement from Venom and instead chuckled at Diana's invitation "That's what she said."

Diana playfully scoffed "Child."

The pair entered the house and I think you can get the idea of what went on behind those closed doors.

The morning after Y/N and Diana's night of X-Rated fun, the Sokovian woman woke up to the disappointed of seeing that Y/N had in fact left without saying goodbye. However she did in fact find a note on her bedside table.

Diana Prince (Wonder Woman). The note had on the front of it, the nickname he had given her made her smile before she opened the letter to read it.

Hey WW,

Last night was fun, like really fun. Like a super fun rollercoaster that you'd queue hours to go on again and again until you were sick.

Not that you should be sick during sex because EWWW unless you're into that then I'd say........... Nope I'd still say EWWW.

You're probably wondering why I'm not there, well short answer is I wish I was BUT my stupid pirate looking friend Nick said he needed me to help deal with an emergency sitch involving some fucker whose got these four metal arms attached to his back looking some degenerate octopus. CRAZY I KNOW!!!

Anyways I've had to go back to The Land Of The Free for a bit but don't worry I'll come back to visit you soon.

I promise.

Y/N.

Diana was of course upset that Y/N had to leave but she did smile knowing that he'd promised her that he'd see her soon.

Unfortunately though, she never did see him again, the only thing she had of him was the little biological present he'd implanted in her.

*Flashback Over*

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Y/N was going to ask more questions of Wanda and Pietro but was cut off by a piercing roar in the distance and looked towards it.

"Really Banner, now!"

He instantly knew the source of the outcry had come from Bruce who had gone full Hulk mode thanks to Wanda's trickery.

Y/N was caught in two minds about what to do however when he looked back at the two siblings, he saw that Pietro grabbed his sister and they zoomed off before Y/N could get anymore answers however the silver haired boy had unintentionally left his locket in the possession of Y/N.

Y/N was pissed as he sneered under his breath "Oh, when I get my hands on those two, they are gonna be grounded until they're my age."

Y/N didn't have any chance to collect the thousands and thousands of thoughts that were swimming about his brain because Tony contacted him on the comms.

"Hey Pool Boy, you reckon you could handle Banner whilst Clint and I take care of the team?" Tony asked as he flew back towards the other four Avengers were on.

Y/N groaned and stomped angrily on the floor as he had to vent out a fair bit of frustration before he replied in a far from accomodating tone "Sure."

"Great, just follow the screams." Tony advised before remembering a little bit more information "Oh yeah, he's a little agitated, so try not to antagonise him."

"Wow, really. I was thinking I was just gonna jerk him off in front of everyone." Y/N sarcastically replied.

"Yeah, don't do that. I don't want the Avengers associated with porn. It's really bad publicity." Tony said before cutting the comm link off.

Venom huffed at the billionaire's statement "He's obviously not seen all the cosplay online, now that I'm thinking about it, there was a severe lack of Venompool."

Y/N shook his head in disregard of what the Symbiote was on about before he and Venom then exited the Quinjet, swinging their way over to where the rage fuelled green Man was located.

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Hulk was on a rampage throughout the nearby city causing destruction bro seemingly everything he touched and the situation was only exacerbated by the local law enforcement firing their guns at the gamma monster.

"LEAVE HULK ALONE!!!!!"

The enraged Hulk picked up a car like it was tissue paper and launched it at the lawmen in an effort to get them to stop however before the vehicle could severely injure anyone, it was caught with ease by a certain black and white suited Avenger.

Y/N tossed the car to the side before turning to the armed law enforcement "Excuse me, can you all stop firing your guns at my friend. You're pissing him off!"

One of the lawmen yelled back to Y/N "You can't just interfere here."

Y/N walked up to the man and cryptically threatened "I may look like a child actor next to him but Buddy Boy............ I can do whatever the fuck I want."

(A/N - If you've not seen The Boys. Watch It.)

Y/N then turned on his heel and jogged up towards the still excessively worked up Hulk.

"Hey buddy, you're not gonna let that little witch mess with your head, are you?" Y/N asked the Green rage monster.

Hulk however looked at Y/N with murderous intent as he snarled menacingly at the smaller man. Y/N could see the obvious distress he was In and held out a calming hand to him, signalling he wasn't going to do anything.

"Talking man, Hulk's friend." Y/N said soothingly to him using the nickname that Hulk knew him by. Y/N was also clever enough to know never to mention 'Puny Banner' when the scientist was in this state.

"I'm having a really shitty day Hulk and I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown. Now a good friend would not make this worse for me, right?" Y/N said slowly hoping that he could appeal to Hulk's better nature, admittedly it was wishful thinking.

Hulk huffed and kicked a large Fire engine away a few feet before he sighed as he stood in front of Y/N, seemingly a bit more relaxed than he was previously.

Y/N took this as a good sign so turned back to the law enforcement and stuck up both of his thumbs with a relieved smile on his face behind his mask "IT'S ALL GOOD, HE'S ONLY CGI SO HE CAN'T HURT US!!"

Venom however then gulped "Oh shit." He said worryingly.

"Wh-" Y/N started but was then cut off by Hulk grabbing Y/N by his shin and repeatedly slamming him into the concrete of the road, utterly obliterating the surface.

After the vicious attack, Hulk finished off by using Y/N as a projectile and throwing him into a nearby building with the brute force of the throw sending Y/N through four walls.

Y/N groaned as he picked himself up off of the floor as he removed the dust and debris off of his suit "Ughhh, CGI can hurt you..... Just like the film Ultraviolet."

"Especially that motorcycle scene."

Y/N was then cut off by the sound of heavy footsteps that could only belong to one person, well not a person more like a destructive force.

Y/N sighed and got ready to fight "Maximum Effort."

The Hulk burst through the wall and immediately swung his gigantic green fist in the direction of Y/N's head however Venompool easily sidestepped the attack then created two tendrils to grab around Hulk's waist before throwing him back onto the street.

As Y/N followed the green behemoth onto the street and ran after him, Venom asked him "So are we gonna talk about your new found fatherhood?"

"Yeah, maybe not when a juiced up Hulk is not trying to send me into another universe." Y/N said as Hulk then suddenly grabbed the door of a nearby car and swatted Y/N high into the air with it with the man known as Venompool landing on top of a skyscraper.

As Y/N got back up, Venom then teased him by saying "I thought you had a strong pull out game."

"So did I."

"Well clearly it's not as good as you thought." Venom stated. Hulk then used his heavily developed muscular legs to jump on top of the skyscraper straight from the floor.

"Looks like someone can leap tall buildings in a single bound." Y/N teased as he clapped his Avenger teammate but current enemy.

The green giant then ran at Y/N and roared extremely loudly before unleashing a barrage of punches all with the intent to kill the unkillable mercenary however Y/N dodged all of them in quick succession before spinning in a 360° angle to pull out his vibranium Bo Staff and whacking Hulk on the jaw, knocking him to the floor.

"Me, on the other hand, I'm faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive." Y/N proclaimed victoriously as he thrusted his fist into the air.

"Fuck I know you're 127 but you don't have to sound like an old prospector."

Hulk lay on the floor and looked up at Y/N with a deep burning anger plastered all over his face as he spat out a tooth onto the floor, signifying that it was on now.

"Shit." Y/N said and to be fair that was all that was necessary.

Hulk then with tackled Y/N off of the skyscraper with complete ruthless aggression before they slammed into the road below with hundreds of innocent bystanders screaming as they saw the two beat the shit out of each other.

Hulk then started ground and pounding Y/N into the ground with his enormous fists without any sort of care for who was watching and who he was attacking.

Hulk must have bashed Y/N over ten to fifteen feet into the concrete before finally letting up and standing up straight slowly before letting out a scream of pure rage which echoed throughout the streets.

Y/N used his superhuman healing factor to quickly recover from may injuries that even  this End of a video game Boss level Hulk was pummeling him with. He then used Venom's symbiotic tendrils to pull himself out of the ground and propel both of his feet straight into the face of Hulk.

The green giant went back over fifty feet away before Y/N who felt like he had a really strong second wind going for him at the moment, clicked all of his major joints to loosen himself up with his Venompool suit lighting up purple thanks to the Wakandan upgrades he'd been given.

"And I am reborn like Jesus Christ himself!" Y/N yelled as he did the same that the Christ The Redeemer statue does in Rio De Janeiro as he and Hulk then engaged in a strong stare down towards each other.

"Now for the cliché slow jog into full on sprint towards each other followed by a leap into the air punch." Y/N claimed as the pair did exactly what Y/N said they were going to.

The pair were sprinting before leaping into the air before Y/N connected a devastating punch to Hulk's cheek sending him backwards to the floor.

Before Venompool quickly pounced on the grounded Hulk again, not giving him a moments rest as he delivered hard and accurate punches to the skull of the physically strongest Avenger which were only elevated by the kinetic energy being released from Y/N's suit.

Y/N figured that his best option was to actually out fight the Hulk rather than battle him with straight up brute force.

Hulk pushed Y/N off of him and got to his feet before he then desperately tried to throw one of his fists at Y/N's head. However what he didn't expect was for Y/N to block it with such ease, as he saw for the first time the true extent of Y/N's own strength.

Y/N smirked devilishly behind his mask as he whispered "Time to go beddy bye now." he delivered a brutal three hit combination to the body of the green giant which made him stumble backwards.

Yet again Hulk was throwing out punches of desperation however the self healing Mercenary was evading them masterfully as he began ceaselessly countering everything that Hulk was doing, with the inhumanely strong gamma machine not knowing what on Earth to do.

Thankfully for both parties, he wouldn't need to know what to do as Y/N quickly did the splits and smashed the sharpest part of his elbow straight into Hulk's balls which made him groan and grunt in horrific discomfort. Y/N then used his right hand to create a symbiotic mace with Venom's help and then hit it straight against the insanely durable Hulk's jaw.

Hulk was still on his feet but looked extremely groggy however it seemed that his body just gave up on him as he slowly fell backwards onto his back, with a huge thud made as he fell.

Y/N was evidently tired from his fight with Hulk as he stood with his hands on his hips breathing heavily "Now if you stay down.......... There's a chance...... You won't be on Santa's naughty list."

Hulk was still trying to get up which only irritated Y/N further as Y/N then heard Venom say to him in a very Mortal Kombat announcer voice "Finish Him."

Y/N did exactly that as he used the remaining energy that was stored in his feet before jumping into the air and channeling all the purple kinetic energy into his fist which he finally smashed into the Hulk's cranium causing a massive shockwave of energy as he connected which sent all the vehicles around them away.

"Venompool wins. Flawless Victory." Venom said continuing to use his Mortal Kombat announcer voice.

Y/N was getting his breath back and refuted that claim "Do you even know what that means? That was far from flawless."

"The way I see it, we won that round without getting hit ergo Flawless Victory." Venom argues his point before ending it with a "BOOM!"

Y/N then glanced over to the area he had left Hulk in to see that he had now reverted back to his human form of Bruce Banner "Come on Green Mile, let's get out of here before you end up in prison with a rep of Softest Mouth."

Y/N picked up Bruce's sleeping body and got him in a fireman's carry, not interested in the destruction that he and Hulk had created before swinging away using Venom's tendrils back to the the Quinjet.

After a couple of minutes of casual and honestly tranquil swinging, he had finally arrived back at the Quinjet where he found Tony and Clint helping the others back into the Quinjet.

Tony for one was glad to see Y/N with Banner "Yay, you're back. Did he give you much trouble?"

Y/N was panting loudly as he carried Bruce's unconscious form into the Quinjet "Like...... The Commodores said........... 'Easy like Sunday morning'." He replied before he blacked out and collapsed to the floor in fatigue.

--

A few hours later Y/N was awoken by someone gently shaking him to waken him up when he opened his eyes, he saw Steve towering over him "Wakey, Wakey Y/N. We're here."

Y/N groaned as he sat up, with his mask no longer covering his face "Can you give me a piggy back ride?"

Steve's face was one of shock and surprise "What!? No!"

"Come on Spangles, I took some huge hits from Hulkster and I'm still nursing them." Y/N complained as he held his side to gain some sympathy from the super soldier.

"You have a 'Super Duper Healing Factor' Y/N, any injuries you had should've healed." Cap retorted, knowing the full extent of Y/N's regenerative abilities mostly from when Y/N would drag him into stupid plans to showcase it.

"It doesn't heal tiredness."

Steve sighed after a few seconds before giving in "You're a lazy so and so."

"So and so? I'm guessing the child locks to the naughty words have yet to be unlocked."

Steve then picked Y/N up and put him on his back but strained as he got a hold of him "Good god, you're heavier than you look."

"Oh thank you for making me feel more self conscious about myself." Y/N sarcastically responded.

"I keep telling you that you should eat healthier." Steve continued on as he followed the others towards the 'Safe House' that Barton had brought them all to.

"I didn't realise you had become Steve Rogers part time nutritionist." Y/N mocked the super soldier who trudged on behind the others.

The group then entered the house as Rogers put Y/N down onto his feet as Clint called out "Honey, I'm home!"

"Honey?" Venom questioned as both he and Y/N were equally confused however their confusion was soon put to rest as a very pregnant brown haired lady came out.

Clint immediately embraced her but was careful because of her baby bump "Company. Sorry I didn't phone ahead."

Tony was immediately skeptical "This is an agent of some kind."

Clint then turned back to the rest of the Avengers "Gentlemen, this is Laura."

She gives them a small wave "I know all your names."

Footsteps were then heard coming down the stairs as Clint knew exactly what that meant "Oh, incoming."

A couple of children, a older boy and young girl came from around the corner and immediately embraced Clint as he raised them both off of their feet "Daddy!" The children exclaimed.

"What in the fuck cups is this?" Y/N unfortunately asked out loud, which earned him harsh hits to both of his arms from Steve and Thor.

Tony then came up with another, unrealistic, theory "These are......... Smaller agents." He said slightly dumbfounded.

"Did you bring Auntie Nat?" The little girl asked Clint hopefully as Natasha got a smile on her face.

"Why don't you hug her and find out?" The redhead playfully asked as she picked the young girl by her underarms and pulled her into her chest.

The five other Avengers were all surprised to say the least as Venom asked Y/N "Is it shock parentage reveals day or something?"

"I have no clue." Y/N said before he thought back to the twins and how his own situation compared to what Clint had, he'd be lying if he said that he wasn't.......... Jealous.

Y/N was pulled out of his thoughts to see that Steve was chasing after Thor who had gone through the front door as Bruce and Tony talked to each other whilst Nat reacquainted herself with Clint's kids.

Laura approached Y/N and held her hand out to him "So you're the famous Y/N."

"And the famous Venom but we'll all pretend I don't exist."

"Yeah that's him, With a mouth like his, it's like having a marching band around." Clint remarked.

Y/N quickly buried any thoughts that he currently had and pretended as if nothing was wrong. He accepted the brown haired woman's gesture and smiled "He's very accurate. And you're clearly the settler in this relationship." Y/N then glanced over at Clint "Dude, how in the blue hell did you pull her?"

"I ask myself the same thing." Clint said whilst looking lovingly at his pregnant wife.

Y/N eyed up Laura and Clint took obvious note of it "L/N, if you flirt with my wife then you're sleeping in the barn." Hawkeye warned Y/N as he put a protective arm around Laura.

Y/N scoffed at Clint's threat "I once slept in a bush and woke up to a St Bernard shitting on my face so the barn would be an upgrade."

Clint waved his hands out rapidly, wanting Y/N to stop talking "Yeah, I really don't need to know anymore."

Laura then waved off her husband's concerns "Oh there's no harm with a little innocent, harmless flirting especially if it's from you." She flirtatiously said to Y/N, who had a prideful smirk plastered on his face.

Clint got a desperate look from Y/N "She's literally putting it on a plate for me, you just gotta give me the cutlery."

"Control yourself Y/N." Clint basically ordered to Y/N.

Y/N huffed in annoyance "Fine."

Laura however didn't let up despite her husband's request for Y/N to "So submissive."

Y/N chuckled a little and looked at Clint "She's a little minx."

Clint also chuckled "Don't I know it."

--

At the U-Gin Genetics Research Lab in Seoul. Ultron was observing as Helen Cho and her team, who had taken under his control thanks to the use of Loki's Sceptre, as they were beginning on creating a 'body' using the vibranium he had acquired in Africa and her regeneration cradle.

The Maximoff twins had arrived in Seoul which Ultron was glad "Finally you're here, I thought your abilities would mean you would have been here quicker." He said somewhat unimpressed particularly with Pietro.

"Stop for a quick bite? McDonald's? Burger King? KFC?" The metal man unseriously asked them before he let out a snigger.

"That's why I enjoy myself, no need for these unnecessary functions like eating, exercising or....... Breathing." He explained a little too cheerfully than he perhaps should have.

The twins stayed silent and had discouraged looks on their face which Ultron immediately took notice of "We told him, he was our father." Wanda stammered out.

Ultron's interest was immediately shifted from the 'body' to the Maximoffs "Fantastic! How did he react!?" He eagerly asked, there didn't seem to be an ounce of care for how the twins were dealing with it.

"I'm....... I'm not sure." Pietro replied honestly.

Ultron was desperate for more information "Work with me here, I need something."

"He was in denial but then it seemed like realisation hit him." Wanda responded to the increasingly impatient creation of Tony Stark.

If Ultron could smirk then he would've, his plan for Y/N was working now he just needed to accelerate it. "Come with me, I've got something that I'm sure you'll like."

Ultron then brought the twins, who in all fairness needed an escape from the events of today, over towards a monitor.

"Have a look at this." He instructed as the screen popped up with a news feed of the Hulk and Venompool's fight.

The trio were watching and saw when Hulk slammed Y/N into the road "WHAM!" Ultron cheered at the sight of it "Doctor Banner really did a number on him." He then patted Wanda lightly on the shoulder.

The brunette girl and the silver haired boy were uneasy about watching the fight on the news "Can we turn it off please?" Wanda asked politely but as quietly as a mouse as Pietro nodded in agreement with his sister.

Ultron was immediately confused but complied with their request "What's the matter? I thought you would have enjoyed seeing your father getting just a little of what's been long coming to him."

"It's just been a long day." Wanda replied before she and her brother hastily left to get some rest.

Ultron let them go on their way "People have such complicated emotions." He thought out loud before he turned back to watch Hulk and Venompool's fight on the the monitor.

He studied Venompool intently with his robotic red eyes glued to him "I may not be able to kill you........... But I CAN break you."

--

Y/N had finished taking a cold shower which was very in tune with his current mood before getting dressed into a casual set of clothes.

He walked out of the bathroom to see that Bruce was in the midst of leaving the bedroom and that Nat was standing there in a grey bathrobe.

Y/N quickly got a read on them and thought that his day had just got a lot worse "Oh... my..... God. Please tell me that I've not just walked on you two post fu-"

Natasha pointed her finger threateningly at him with a serious expression on her face "If you care about your balls then you won't finish that sentence."

Y/N shrugged his shoulders and apologised whilst Venom said "He'll just grow back anyways."

"And we were just talking..... About you actually." Natasha added.

It certainly made Y/N interested as he asked "Why? I mean I know I'm a definite tea party conversation topic."

"Bruce was telling me how sick he is of relying on you for help continuously." Natasha told Y/N.

In a way it wasn't untrue especially given the reason that they had met back in 2003, with Y/N keeping Bruce hidden from General Thaddeus Ross and the rest of the US Government. Then also setting him up in Kolkata after the incident in Harlem, with Emil Blonsky AKA The Abomination, up until the Avengers were first formed. He never really considered it help though.

"It's not really help, it's just being a friend." Y/N replied not feeling the same way that Bruce felt.

Natasha really absorbed that statement especially given what Bruce had told her about Y/N giving him advice to set her up with the scientist.

"They used up all the hot water by the way." Y/N informed her as he pointed back to the shower.

"I should've joined you." She nonchalantly said to Y/N.

Y/N let half his mouth curve into a smile "Guess we missed our window."

"I'm pretty sure you welded our window shut before we had a chance to get it open." She responded as she rested on the edge of the bed.

Y/N really wasn't in the mood for that conversation again especially with how his day was already going so rolled his eyes and was about to head out and leave Natasha alone with her thoughts.

Y/N had his hand hovering above the handle but glanced back at the redhead who was in a much more upset state than he'd seen her before.

He ditched his plan to leave and asked her "Are you doing alright? You seemed pretty fucked up before."

Venom groaned "Emotions. That's my cue to leave."

She wasn't sure if she was ready to let anyone else on the team inside of that part of her life. She looked at Y/N meaningfully before giving him a subtle head nod to come and sit next to her.

"In the Red Room where I trained........... They have a graduation ceremony." She began but it was a real struggle for her to go back to that place.

Y/N listened with his attention nowhere else but to Natasha "They sterilise you." She finally said after gathering herself.

Y/N gave her an extremely sympathetic look, possibly offering as much sympathy as he ever had in his long life.

"Shit."

Natasha chuckled once despite the very unfunny situation that it was "Yeah shit.......... It's efficient, one less thing to worry about."

She then looked down to her stomach with her eyes clawing onto her tears that seemed almost desperate to fall out "The one thing that might matter more than a mission...... Makes everything easier."

Y/N felt genuinely horrible for Natasha and the trauma that she had already endured throughout her life so gave her a comforting side hug to pull her in closer with the redhead's mood immediately increased before she subconsciously rested her head on his shoulder.

"Sounds like you've had to weather a real shit storm." Y/N started as he rubbed Natasha's arm.

"I guess."

Y/N then remembered to something she was muttering when he found her previously "And all that 'I have no place in the world' is the biggest load of shit I've ever heard. You probably deserve your place more than others especially people like Steven Seagal, Bill Cosby, Manson. I could go on."

Hearing Y/N's unique style of cheering her up did work as she let out a small giggle before wiping her eyes of any stray tears "Thanks........ I'm really glad you're here with me."

Y/N then laughed a little, more in irony than anything "I'll be honest you're probably one of the main reasons I came back from space."

Natasha suddenly felt an immense sense of pride build up within her "Thank god I exist then." She joked, making both of them laugh. 

After a few minutes, Y/N let go of Natasha thinking she was feeling better, she looked up at the freshly showered mercenary and asked him "What about you? How are you doing?"

"Oh I'm fine and by fine I mean I'm just on the tipping point of a mental breakdown, you know the ones where your head's the Titanic and you're just smashing into this huge motherfucker of an iceberg." Y/N said as he tried to pawn it off as if it was nothing.

"Is there anything I can do to help?" Natasha asked with care, wanting to offer her support to Y/N.

Y/N perked up "Oh yeah, if you can get me a big tub of Ben and Jerry's and a dozen horny women to lick it off of me then that would improve my day by a good Fifteen percent." He answered superficially but in all fairness just needed to vent for a little bit.

Y/N then collapsed on the bed next to the already sitting down Natasha before lying back and hold his fingers to his temples and massaging them soothingly "It's worse than when I lost all that money in that League of Legends tournament."

"40 grand we'll never get back, all on a stupid game................ Woah, I sound like every mum ever, gross." Venom shuddered.

She turned to look at him "Do you wanna talk about it?"

Y/N shook his head "It's alright. I'm dealing with it."

Natasha wasn't willing to accept that Y/N wouldn't share with her "Didn't you just say you're on the 'Tipping point of a mental breakdown.', it can't be that good."

Y/N couldn't help but agree with her so rose up from his position so that he was now shoulder to shoulder with Nat feeling she was a suitable person to talk about things with "Uhh, I don't really know how to say this but Uhhh......"

"The tension is sort of killing me here Y/N." Nat remarked as she waited for Y/N to say whatever it was that he needed to say.

Y/N let a big exasperated sigh loose from his chest as he then said "Well there's a possible, a quite probable, not exactly definite chance......"

"Y/N" Nat said, getting him to stop rambling "What is it?" She asked, giving him her full attention as he had done previously for her.

"Those Maximoff twins, well......... They're my kids." Y/N admitted finally.

Nat's eyes widened to the size of Jupiter at what she had just heard "Are, Are you sure?"

"Well I guess I'd have to do a DNA test but apparently their mum used to talk about me to them so unless she shagged someone else then I'm guessing it's pretty certain." He said getting louder with every word that came out of his mouth, almost as if he was still refusing to accept it himself, he then chucked her the locket that Pietro had left in his possession.

Natasha caught the locket and opened it carefully to see the picture of Y/N and Diana inside of it "She's beautiful." The redhead commented.

"I have good taste in women." Y/N replied back to her.

Natasha was shocked to say the least "Well...." She was then cut off by Y/N hushing her.

"And before you get all judge-y and say 'Oh why weren't you there for them?'" he said irritatedly in an imitation of Natasha, which was surprisingly accurate, before continuing "I DIDN'T know they existed, no fucking clue."

Natasha looked at the floor "I don't think either of us are in any position to judge the other, if you haven't noticed we're two VERY fucked up people."

Noticing that he may have been a little unintentionally harsh than he meant to be he quickly apologised which the redhead immediately accepted.

After a small degree of silence for a bit, the Black Widow noticed the expression Venompool "How are you dealing with it?"

Y/N scratched inside of his forearm nervously "Worse than when I heard the Spice Girls were breaking up."

"So pretty bad."

Y/N put his head in his hands "I have no fuckin' clue what to do........... I don't know if I can go through this again."

Nat's ears picked up at one particular word that Y/N used when he just spoke as she looked over at the old timing mercenary with intrigue "What do you mean 'again'?" She asked.

Y/N sighed before turning his head to look her straight in the eyes "I had the chance to be a father once before and I had it ripped away from me."

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*Flashback - London 1904*

A young sixteen year old pre-powers Y/N along with his friend Elizabeth (but known as Belle to him due to her French father) were walking along the streets to the L/N household to go and visit Y/N's father, Henry.

Y/N was extremely nervous about bringing Belle to visit his father, however she was very persistent about them telling the news of her pregnancy to his father especially seeing as her parents were surprisingly supportive of the pair.

Now Y/N was renowned for his large mouth and his abilities to talk but this was without a doubt a conversation that even he didn't want to have.

Y/N had exercised EVERY possible option to avoid bringing her to meet his father. He tried shutting her down anytime she brought it up, he had gotten into multiple fights so he would be 'forced' to stay behind at school, he had also hidden inside of bin to hide and his final excuse was

'Maybe if we wait long enough, the drink will finally kill him and we won't have to have this conversation.' However unfortunately for Y/N it seemed as though Henry had a liver that could function for the whole of London.

Belle noticed how nervous that he was so grabbed his wrist to stop him before they got to Y/N's house "Are you alright Y/N?"

Y/N put on a forced smile and replied "Well my palms are sweaty, knees weak and arms are heavy. So no, I'm shitting bricks."

Belle reassuringly put her hand on top of Y/N's and gave it a small squeeze whilst also giving him a smile that eased his nerves a little.

(A/N - Y/N was a player from a young age.)

"I know you're scared, I am too...... But your father loves you really and I'm sure he'll come through for you when you need it." She tried to assure Y/N as she was the type of girl who tried to find the best in everyone.

However the H/C boy was still extremely skeptical as he scoffed in response and said "I like your confidence, but unless I was born out of a fucking bottle of booze then my father definitely does not love me."

She gave a small thwack on the back of his head and warned "Language."

Y/N gave her a sarcastic smile "Yeah because my language is definitely gonna be the biggest problem of today." He muttered under his breath however she still heard him.

"Oh hush now. It's not going to be as bad as you think." She brushed off his concerns like water on a duck's back.

'I'll be lucky if I get to live past today.' Y/N thought to himself figuring that his father Henry would flip his shit once he found out that he got a girl pregnant but not only that, pregnant out of wedlock.

When Y/N found out that Belle was pregnant, he had a mini freak out but that was overshadowed by his actual excitement of having a child. He hadn't and wouldn't admit it out loud but having a kid, even at a young age, was a chance for an escape from his own home and to give the kid a childhood that he didn't have.

The pair then approached the front door of Y/N's house with Y/N sticking his hand on the handle of the door "Here goes......... Everything." Y/N quietly said to himself before opening the door, letting Belle and himself into the house.

"Oi Dad I'm back!" Y/N yelled out through the house before muttering under his breath "Not that you give a shit." Which earned him a smack on the arm from the pregnant teenager who was determined on creating as positive an atmosphere as she could.

"And I've brought a guest!" He added on as he seemingly yelled out to thin air as there was no response.

A small smile then appeared on Y/N's as he believed that Henry was out and that he'd live to see another day, he then grabbed Belle by either side of her face "The nightmare has been avoided." He cheered victoriously before gripping her hand leading her towards the way they came in.

Y/N had his hand on the handle before he heard someone stumble into the living room "Where do you think you're going?" His father Henry slurred out.

Y/N screamed his bloody lungs off internally, almost as if he was being burned by the fires of hell before he turned back to his father and said "Oh nowhere, I was just checking that the door handle works." He then did a little demonstration "Which it does."

Henry huffed and took a sip from his beer bottle "Well if you break it, you can get to work and fix it."

Henry then noticed the presence of the pretty girl that had accompanied Y/N and seemed to very suddenly sober up "Well hello pretty lady and who might you be?"

She held her hand out politely to Henry with a big smile on her face "I'm Elizabeth but everyone calls me Belle."

Now nobody knew the extent of what Y/N had to endure in his home life because Henry did a very good job of hiding it and Y/N was too ashamed to admit what he went through. He had only told Belle that his dad was a 'bigger arsehole than if you put all the world's arseholes together' but to the untrained eye, Henry seemed like a pleasant man who enjoyed a drink every now and then.

Henry shook the young girl's hand with a smile "It's nice to meet you, please sit down." Henry then wrapped his arm around his son 'lovingly' which made Y/N feel all kinds of uncomfortable "What is a lovely girl like you doing with this little bast-" he quickly corrected himself "Basket of joy."

Y/N couldn't have been more desperate for the ground to swallow him whole rather than have to continue with his dad masquerading as this loving, caring parent because this was just plain horrible.

Belle took a seat and replied "Oh well Y/N and I have been friends for quite a while."

"Really?" Henry questioned as he glanced at the extremely uncomfortable Y/N "He's never mentioned you. Why is that Y/N?"

Y/N looked at his father with a deadpanned expression "I did but you were to drunk to notice."

Henry waggled his finger at Y/N "Very sharp tongue, my boy has got." The elder L/N fake laughed as he slapped his son on the back which looked friendly however to Y/N it hurt like hell "Never one for using his head this one."

"Like father like son." Y/N muttered as he sat down in a chair next to Belle however Henry had heard Y/N's passing comment and shrugged it off for the time being but made a mental note to give him a good smack for that one later.

"So what do I owe the pleasure of meeting one of Y/N's....." He paused because the thought of saying the word almost made him physically sick "Friends."

Belle was excited to tell Henry the news but Y/N couldn't have had more contrasting emotions to her if he tried as she grabbed his hand and gripped it tightly "Well Y/N and I have some important news to share with you."

Henry took note of Belle holding Y/N's hand and he didn't like it "And what is it?"

Belle looked at Y/N with an ecstatic smile which Y/N tried, but failed, to reciprocate more for her benefit than his own before she finally said "I'm pregnant! And Y/N's the father."

Henry's face dropped, it was SO much worse than he thought it was going to be. He thought she was going to say that she was his girlfriend or something, not that she was pregnant!

Henry however managed to give off a calm persona before saying "Would you please excuse me for a second?" He politely said to Belle before looking at his son with a look of fury "Y/N. Kitchen. Now" He seethed through gritted teeth.

Y/N was already dreading it however he went ahead of his father and into the kitchen. Henry looked back at Belle "We won't be long."

As soon as the kitchen door had closed Y/N turned around and began to ask "What punish....." He didn't have a chance to finish as Henry smashed an empty bottle over Y/N's skull leaving the bottle with jagged parts and rendering his son unconscious.

Henry kneeled over his son's body "You fucking idiot! Try to ruin the good name of mine...... But I guess that happened the moment you were born."

He looked at the beer bottle "Now I've got to clean up your mess!" He whispered yelled with the utter hate dripping out of every word.

Henry then turned back to the entrance to the living room with his beer bottle in hand and a mission in place.

An unknown amount of time passed as Y/N groggily picked himself up off of his kitchen floor "AGHHH!" He groaned whilst holding his head "Dad, you piece of shit."

Y/N stumbled into his living room whilst nursing the obvious concussion that he had been given by his dad however the suffering didn't end there as he was met with the  maniacal pleased look on Henry's face along with a bloody beer bottle in hand.

He then looked at Henry's bloody beer bottle and saw Belle's body on the floor behind him with the teenage girl bleeding profusely from her abdomen.

Y/N was in pure horror as he looked at her body laid out like a murder scene as he ran over to her "Elizabeth! Belle! Can you hear me?" He asked whilst simultaneously putting his finger over he nose to check if she was breathing which thankfully she was.

"Wh-Wh-What have you done?" Y/N stammered out to his father as he tried to control himself.

Henry didn't look bothered at all "The world a favour." He said proudly with seemingly no remorse at all.

"I...." Y/N started but was instantly shut down by his psychotic father.

"DID YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO LET THE WORLD OR MYSELF BE SUBJECTED TO SOMETHING THAT YOU CREATED!?"He screamed at Y/N.

Y/N was speechless which was something that for someone like him was an event that almost never happened.

Henry grabbed the newspaper and a beer before sitting back on his chair getting himself relaxed "Shame really, she's a nice, sweet girl. I'm surprised she associated herself with the likes of you."

Y/N didn't have the time to get into a physical fight or argument but instead grabbed Belle in a bridal carry before running for his life to rush her to the nearest doctor. Henry smirked as his son left, feeling his handy work was done.

Y/N was not a person with an immense religious belief but he prayed to every God, Titan and Deity in the heaven and even hell that Belle and his unborn child would come through this alright.

*Flashback Over*

--

"She came out of it alright but the kid didn't." Natasha still listened intently to Y/N as he finished his story "Her parents wanted nothing to do with me after that......... They didn't say anything about my father out of the shame of acknowledging that two unmarried teens were having a child.......... A few weeks later they moved to France and I never saw her again."

Natasha rested her hand on top of Y/N's "I'm sorry, I didn't know."

"It's not exactly something I go screaming from the rooftops." Y/N said as he shrugged his shoulders.

"You know you talk all the time but you rarely say anything." Natasha told Y/N honestly,

"I know........ I don't know what to do about this, it's all too much for me to deal with."

When Y/N said that, it seemed to break something inside of Natasha and not in a good way because she slapped him across the face which shocked the man. She then delivered another slap to the other side of his face, making Y/N stand up to try and get away.

"I tell you that I can't have children and you say it's all too much!" She furiously spat.

"Ow, stop hitting me." Y/N pleaded as he tried to defend himself but Natasha's intention was to knock some sense into Y/N, not hurt him.

The Black Widow however didn't let up as she continued doing an array of rapid slaps around various parts of his face and upper body "You should be...... Trying to win...... Their trust....... And be a father to them." She angrily advised in between slaps.

After a short while she let up and sat back on the bed to let off a little steam whilst Y/N looked at the upset expression that she had on her face "I'd do anything to have a chance of being a mother.......... So you should take your chance of being father."

Y/N stood there looking a bit conflicted but ultimately had to agree with Natasha "You're right. I'm just completely out of my comfort zone, and my comfort zone is very fuckin' large." He said which Natasha did understand and could emphasise with.

Y/N sat next to her on the bed again "You're not gonna hit me again, are you?"

She let her lips curve into a small smile "I think you've had enough for one day."

"You know you're a lot smarter than I look." Y/N commented as he praised Natasha's advice to him before.

The redhead squeezed his hand tightly and had already made what she assumed was a pretty good idea of where Y/N's head was at and offered him one more sentiment "Just because you can't die, it doesn't mean you can't live."

The words hit Y/N hard but he didn't have the chance to come up with a response, there was a knock at the door. Natasha and Y/N looked at each other for a few seconds before the latter went to open the door.

When Y/N opened the door, he was met with a fist straight to the jaw which immediately made the hundred plus year old man hold his face in slight pain.

"That's for not telling me you were back." Nick Fury said before he went to head downstairs however Y/N heard down the hall "Shake it off L/N, we need to talk."

"Nice to see you too, Mike Wazowski!" He yelled out down the hall.

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SORRY ABOUT THE LONG DELAY JUST BEEN REALLY DRAINED LATELY FROM STUFF WITH FIGURING OUT UNI STUFF AND SCHOOL WORK. THANKFULLY I'M ON TOP OF IT NOW.

HOPEFULLY YOU ENJOYED THE CHAPTER THOUGH