Y/N finally found his Deadpool suit and jumped into it with Venom growing a tendril out of Y/N side to zip it up for him "That makes getting dressed easier" Y/N said, he quickly shoved his katana swords into their holsters along with a couple of pistols which the pair knew would have no effect on Carnage himself but would have an effect on the host he's bonded to.

Venom oozed over Y/N's suit to give it the black and white suit in order to combine the duo's abilities together. Both who were generally confident personalities were internally nervous because this would be their first collaboration in this form.

The pair jumped out of Y/N's bedroom window as Venom created thin tendrils to allow them to swing over to Manhattan Hospital.

They swung for about five minutes until they got to where they needed to go and what they saw was that the whole area was completely cordoned off by
S.H.I.E.L.D personnel among them was his friend Nick Fury clearly one of the leaders in securing the perimeter.

Y/N and Venom mutually decided to talk to Nick who had subconsciously looked behind and saw his friend in a suit he had never seen before however Y/N's fashion choices weren't really his concern right now when a hospital full of people were in danger from a murderous alien. He turned to look at Coulson making an excuse to talk to Y/N.

Y/N who had dropped into an alleyway in order to Nick who had come by a minute later. Nick's eyes narrowed as he inspected the new black and white suit that Y/N was donning, he noises in approval.

"What's the situation, Nicholas?" Y/N asked his friend as he adjusted his suit slightly.

"The alien is currently inside of the hospital with over a thousand patients, staff and visitors held hostage. As far as we know there have been no fatalities but we haven't been able to confirm yet" Nick answered in his professional manner not showing any sign that he was worried however internally that was whole other story. "The World Security Council is ordering us to prep our best men to capture it if possible, kill if necessary. We saw what that thing did at the orphanage if we send our men, they'll get slaughtered."

"'Send our best men in'" Y/N mockingly said "I didn't realise the World Security Council were sexist, should be best people you might wanna put that in the suggestions box for them" Y/N joked to Nick who shot him one of the most piercing glares he had ever seen in his life.

"Not.The.Time" clearly Nick was not in the mood for Y/N's jokes especially when so many lives were at stake.

Understanding the situation "Well" Y/N clapped his hands together "Time for Deadpool to shine" he said as he walked past Nick who grabbed Y/N's wrist to stop him.

"Yeah, you can't really walk in through the front door because you're sort of wanted by S.H.I.E.L.D?" Nick informed Y/N.

"Seriously, what for!?" Y/N asked as he genuinely surprised

Nick answered in a tone that had a 'it's so obvious' feel to it "Oh I don't know let's think - multiple murder, kidnappings, destruction of property you know just to name a few."

Y/N merely shrugged his shoulders "Oh that's barely even the tip of the iceberg............but fine I'll find another way in"

Nick who figured he had taken up enough time now patted Y/N's back lightly three times "Good luck" he said before walking off however turned on his heel to face Y/N just as he turned to go around the corner "Y/N remember........... we're all depending on you even if they don't know it" He added as an attempt at some more encouragement, making his way back to the other S.H.I.E.L.D personnel before Y/N could come up with a response.

"No pressure then" Venom said for the first time since they'd got here.

"Like I said, this is where Deadpool shines my symbiotic friend" Y/N confidentially stated earning a small smile from Venom inside of his head.

"You mean where we shine" Venom corrected to Y/N who hummed in reply. Venom grew a tendril out of Y/N's side as the pair fist bumped.

The pair created a tendril and rather than going in quietly like they probably should've, they instead swung straight in through the window about two thirds of the way up from the floor smashing the glass as they went in.

The S.H.I.E.L.D agents were struggling to understand what was going on as Coulson popped up to the other agents "Who the hell was that guy?" He loudly questioned to which he got a chorus of shoulder shrugs and 'I don't knows' before one person answered.

"That.......... that's Deadpool" Nick answered as he emerged through the sea of Agents as he stood next to his partner with all the agents hoping for the best now.

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Y/N had burst through the window and slid across the floor a few feet ensuing a crescendo of fearful yells and screams from the hostages.

Y/N put his hands on his hips with his legs shoulder length apart and announced in a dramatic deep voice "Have no fear citizens as your not-so-friendly neighborhood Deadpool is here"

"And Venom" He added as Y/N grunted in response

Y/N walked around the hospital ward and asked to everyone "Why the fuck are you all still here, you could just leave" Y/N gestured to the door.

A scared young female nurse spoke up "That t-t-thing has been sweeping the hospital to make sure no one leaves"

Y/N looked down to the floor and shook his head with his hands on his hips "God that's convenient writing" he muttered to himself before looking back at the terrified people he asked whilst keeping the dramatic deep voice "Where is the alien? I'm kind of the only guy who can stop him soooooo" he extended to 'o' for a few seconds waiting for a response.

The same young female nurse spoke up again "He's on the top floor, he's keeping c-c-children up there"

"FANTASTIC! I'll make sure to save them!" Y/N exclaimed running to the staircase before turning back to the terrified hostages lingering on Nick's words from outside and in an attempt to be somewhat heroic he yelled "Well what the fuck are you doing sitting around here like ducks. MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASSES OUTTA HERE!" The staff, patients and visitors all looked around at each other shaking off an element of fear to do what the masked man was saying.

As the people made their way off the floor Y/N said to them "We apologise for any inconvenience being held hostage by a murderous alien may have caused you, please leave your feedback at the front desk. I have been Deadpool, please have a nice day" He then quickly made his way up the stairs to the top of the hospital.

It ended up taking about twenty minutes to get up to the floor as Y/N ensured to clear all of the floors below the top one before getting there. As he cleared the penultimate floor and making sure no one was around, Venom came out of his shoulder "Ready?" He eagerly asked

"Ready" Y/N responded clapping his hands together "Now let's go kill your kid" Y/N excitedly with Venom retreating back into Y/N's body with the pair running up the stairs two at a time to confront Carnage.

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Nick, Coulson and the other S.H.I.E.L.D Agents had their hands full as they saw floods of people pouring out of the hospital at once. Nick instructed the agents to evacuate the people to areas of safety as he knew there would be extreme conflict between the alien and his friend given the former's massacre at the St. Estes Home for Boys the previous night and the latter's unquestionable reputation for violence over the many years he had donned his codename.

Nick and Coulson questioned a female nurse who had come out as to what was happening inside and she replied "The creature is keeping children on the top floor" She answered with panic in her tone as she began to hyperventilate waving her hands in a circular motion trying to calm herself down.

Coulson put a reassuring hand on the woman's back "Breathe ma'am breathe, you're safe now" he advised in a calming tone, she started to calm down and regain her composure to the point where Nick thought she was in a suitable state to answer some questions "What happened next?"

The woman took a deep breath in and let it out slowly as she answered "A man who called himself Deadpool was going to fight the creature, he helped get us out".

Nick smirked at the woman's response nodding to her with a thankful expression before walking away whilst Coulson was in a state of disbelief "Uhh thank you Miss, you get on home now" Coulson advised before following after Nick.

"I'd have never taken Deadpool for the hero type" Coulson stated to Nick who chuckled at his statement.

"You just don't know him that's all, he's a good guy just extremely childish and unorthodox." Nick said to Coulson who was interested particularly in the first part of what he had said.

Coulson raised his eyebrows slightly "You know who he is don't you, the guy behind Deadpool" a wry smile realising that for first time since he's known him, he believes he has typically enigmatic partner figured out.

"Perhaps I do" Nick emotionlessly responded "Now I'm going in to get those kids out whilst Deadpool has the alien distracted" he cocked his pistols placing them in thigh holsters before putting on a Kevlar vest.

"If you're going in then in" Coulson quickly put on a kevlar vest as well "Then so am I because we're partners."

"Thank you Phil" Nick graciously said to his partner who offered a small smile and a nod in return.
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Y/N made his way up to the top floor and burst into the large hospital ward, as soon as he came in there was an array of scared gasps from what had to be nearly forty children whose ages ranged from newborn to about twelve years old.

"Children, have no fear for Deadpool is here" Y/N spoke with the dramatic deep voice again.

"You finally decided to show up" A deep voice called out

"That's him" Venom informed Y/N mentally who took note of this information.

"Yeah, yeah I wasn't really busy today I thought I'd come and fuck you up a little.......I say a little I mean a lot." Y/N responded walking around the room slowly "I gotta say I'm very concerned about your obsession with children, you murder kids and keep them hostage. You are in several sections of the Venn danger diagram"

"The children are a necessary tool to getting you here" Carnage said as he was still hidden.

"Now why don't you show yourself because only a madman talks to thin air - and I'm only crazy 95% of the time."

"FINE!" The voice called out dragging out the 'i'.

Around five seconds a red slimy entity who was roughly the same height as Venom came out from behind one of the hospital curtains about twenty feet away from Y/N and Venom.

Y/N stepped back in mock horror "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO UGLY!" Carnage snarled at Y/N who wasn't fazed "Holy shit...............I'd cum on your face just to cover it up" Venom laughed at that.

Carnage circled Y/N and Venom "You think you're so funny don't you................I'll be the one laughing when I rip out your organs and eat them for an afternoon snack"

"First of all yes I am funny, I mean I'm Deadpool have you not read my comics being funny is basically in my job description" Y/N said as he walked in an opposite direction to Carnage "and second I kind of need my organs so you know if you could not eat them that would be great"

Venom then took over Y/N's body to talk to his fellow Klyntar. "Why are you doing this Carnage?"

Carnage let out a short maniacal laugh "It got your attention didn't it daddy dearest"

"Who are you using as a host this time?" Venom asked his offspring

Half of Carnage's face came away to show his human host that Y/N recognised.

"Fuck me sideways that's Cletus Kasady, the fucking serial killer, this fucking shit gets even better" Y/N informed Venom

"So you've bonded with a serial killer, very original" Venom sarcastically clapped towards Carnage who had now covered Cletus' face again "How long before you move onto the next host!?"

Carnage sneered at Venom "You're a DISGRACE to our race, we live off multiple hosts it's what we do, it's who we are!"

Venom sighed with a defeated manner "You don't understand - All we have are our hosts -- the beings we join with -- to forge through the cold and unforgiving cosmos with. The bond between a Klyntar and its host is sacred. They give our lives context and our existence meaning. They give us history. All we have are our hosts to tell us who we are."

Y/N's mouth was agape at Venom's mini speech "I'd have never taken you to be so philosophical.............. You've been sitting in that for years haven't you?"

Venom whispered to Y/N "Shut up"

Carnage mockingly wiped a tear out of his eye and pretended to sniffle "Wow, that was beautiful. That would warm my heart if I had one" Carnage turned his back to Venom "Maybe you're right" The red symbiote then looked at the children meaningfully.

However unbeknownst to Venom, the red symbiote had a evil smile painted on his face "But I don't care" suddenly a red tendril extended from his arm and grabbed a newborn baby which Carnage bit the head off of causing the children to scream out in anguish.

The red symbiote spat the head towards his symbiotic counterpart with both Y/N and Venom at a complete loss for words. Carnage then chucked the headless baby carcass towards the window as it smashed through to the ground below.

Seeing the death of defenceless and innocent infant was the last straw for Venom as he shifted back into the Deadpool/Venom hybrid as Y/N yelled "I'm gonna drive you into the ground like a fucking tent peg!"

The two then charged at each other with their enhanced speed with the impact of their fists causing vibrations through both of their bodies and consequently the floor beneath with it shaking slightly in the process.

Carnage then extended a tendril towards Y/N's face and smsshed his face into the ground below causing the floor to crack causing him to laugh after landing the first blow.

Y/N responded by creating two tendrils from his arms and grabbing Carnage using the red symbiote as a support to get to his feet, as Y/N brought Carnage closer to him the momentum of the dragging allowed him to dropkick Carnage as he let go of him sending the alien into the wall as he blasted through the wall and into another room.

Y/N then followed the red Klyntar into the room he had just knocked him into which was big ward full of hospital beds. Carnage then ambushed Y/N by smashing a hospital bed straight across his head knocking him straight to the floor.

"Ow" Y/N let out as he tried to get to his feet but before he could he felt himself getting rapidly hit across his back and head with the hospital bed. Carnage was relentless in his onslaught on Y/N however he was soon countered by Y/N creating an axe from his right hand and slashing the red symbiote's foot.

"AGHHHH" Carnage screamed out as he dropped the hospital bed, the pain was quickly subdued thanks to his regenerative healing factor but this momentary lapse in concentration allowed Y/N to sprint at him wrapping his left arm around Carnage's throat with the momentum allowing him to swing around onto Carnage's back before putting his legs on either side of the murderous alien's head before slamming Carnage to ground head first in a very luchador style.

Y/N did a quick kip up "Thank god I took those trips to Mexico"

"Seems like they're paying off" Venom confirmed before warning Y/N"Behind you" .

Venom pulled Y/N to the side slightly to avoid the sword that Carnage had created from his right arm with it missing Y/N's skull by a few inches.

"Nice save" Y/N said as he grabbed Carnage's arm before Y/N unholstered one of his Katanas and sliced the symbiote's arm off with it dropping onto the floor causing a mixed scream from both Kasady and Carnage.

Y/N holstered his katana back then picked up the severed arm and jokingly asked "Need a hand?"  waving Carnage's arm in front of him before proceeding to beat him with his own severed arm.

The red symbiote let out several grunts of pain as Y/N hit him across the face and in the torso several times before he yet again quipped "Armless eh................ Hahahaha I'm class" He said before throwing Carnage into the wall once again however he made contact with the fire alarm causing it to go off.

Once the alarm started going off, Y/N dropped to the floor with both him and Venom screaming in agony as Y/N's Symbiote was basically having a seizure within him after around thirty seconds of the alarm, Venom had to forcibly detach himself from Y/N and had to slither away to safety leaving Y/N back in his classic black and red Deadpool suit.

Soon after Venom detached from Y/N, the fire alarm stopped going off. Y/N looked up to see Cletus Kasady pulling his fist out of the wall along with the now broken wires of the fire alarm.

The red haired serial killer clicked his joints  "Your Symbiote is weak, mine is strong. He was scared by a little noise" he stated as Carnage began bonding to

"Were you just in the same fight I was?" Y/N rhetorically asked Cletus and let it longer in the air for a few seconds "Because I'm pretty sure we were just kicking your arse before that fire alarm went off"

Cletus began to change back into Carnage "Now it's just me" He pointed his razor sharp claws to himself "And you" he pointed an extended arm to Y/N.

The extended arm soon became a speared tendril which he fully expected to catch the Spandex wearer with however what Carnage didn't anticipate was Y/N being fast enough to catch it.

Carnage had genuine look of disbelief on his face "That's not possible"

Y/N chuckled and said "Let's agree to disagree" as he yanked Carnage towards him before he clotheslined him causing him to do a flip onto the floor.

This only seemed to anger Carnage further that in his mind he was being matched or even bettered by a human so in response he pounced on Y/N before throwing him into the wall with an unbelievable amount of force and back into the room that the children were being held, he then slid across the floor to the other side of the room.

When Y/N lifted his head up, he saw that all the children were gone except for one who was trying to get moved by someone.

"Nick!? What the fuck are you doing here?" Y/N angrily asked

"I'm giving you some support and it looks like you need it." Nick asked before turning back to the young boy who was cowering in the corner to himself.

Y/N scoffed at the mere thought of Nick's suggestion "What are you talking about, I'm totally winning" 

Nick then noticed that Y/N was in the red and black suit rather than the black and white suit he saw him outside in "When did you find the time to change clothes?" Nick curiously asked as he offered his friend a hand up.

"Yeah I have some explaining to do" Y/N admitted tilting his head and shrugging his shoulders as he answered before he could go any further a familiar red tendril was wrapped around his waist and Y/N found himself back to the other side of the room.

Carnage then completely ignored Y/N and made a beeline for Nick and the small boy in the corner. However Carnage decided he wanted to play with his prey, he stalked Nick and the small boy forcing them further into the corner.

Carnage then jumped and pinned Nick to the wall by his throat with two razor sharp claws on either side of Nick's major arteries in his neck, Nick was struggling to breathe as Carnage had lifted him off the floor.

Carnage then knelt down by the boy who started to weep at the situation that was unfolding around him. Carnage looked at him with a evil grin and cooed the young boy before caressing his face with his claws.

"Y/N!!" Nick attempted to yell out which caught Carnage's attention as he brought his face abouf a fopt from Nick's.

"You look delicious............... I've never had dark meat before" Nick closed his eyes ready to accept his fate, everything in his mind went quiet for a few seconds which to him felt like hours. The tranquility of his final moments were interrupted by a piercing scream.

Nick opened his eyes to see the black alien S.H.I.E.L.D was told about last night with his jaws on the red alien's neck.

To Nick's shock, the alien then morphed into the black and white suit he saw Y/N in earlier with his jaws coming off the red one's neck "So you kill kids, you take kids hostage and you're RACIST! Jesus what's next!?" Y/N asked as he threw Carnage across the room allowing Nick to drop to the floor.

Y/N then turned back to see Nick who was understandably confused, horrified and shocked, in an attempt to lighten the mood Y/N did some jazz hands and said "Ta-da"

"Y/N, what the hell is going on!?" Nick yelled as Y/N brought him to his feet.

"Yeah.............I sort of have a parasite" Y/N nervously explained as he gripped the back of his neck with his right hand and smiled nervously behind his black and white mask.

"PARASITE!" Venom yelled at Y/N.