Scene 1 take 1 and ACTION!

I was studying maths silently solving matrices.

My conscience: yeh kitna boring hai.nhi?

Me:chup chap padne de kal test h iska agr khrab number aiye to mummy ghar k bahr phenkdegi.

My conscience: Kahan tu humanities lekr movies dekhti, Netflix dekhti, gaane sunti aur Kahan tune non medical lekr apne izat ka faluda kar rakha h.

Me: ok bye ttyl mujhe padna ha.

My conscience: chal na wattpad chalate h dekhe to the desi diaries update hui k nhi?

Me: tu jaane ka kya legi?

My conscience: budhu m to tu hi hu.😂😂 Teri Jaan meri Jaan m nhi jaane waali.

Me: abbe jaa. Thik h m Jaa rhi hu!!!!

Scene 2 Take 2
ACTION!!

I m sitting in school doing determinants.

My conscience: oye abhi wo kya kar rha hoga🙈

Me: kaun wo?

My conscience: abbe tera wo😆🙈

Me: ohh wo. Mereko kya pta.

My conscience: chal jhuti

Me: bakwaas band kar yeh important topic ha.

My conscience: chal na be peeche mur k dekh yahi baitha hoga🙈

Me:😑

My conscience: tu usko 'i love you' kyu nhi bolti?

Me: hogyi teri bakwaas?

My conscience: areey m bolti hu I love u chhor tu direct shaadi ke lye propose kar phir octet round mein phere lena tum dono kitne unique couple lagoge yarr🙈

Me: bhnn m already PCM ke saath relationship mein hu.

My conscience: to kya mai handsome ladko ko bhul jau teri SO-CALLED PCM ke chakkar mein?

Me: mera sar mat kha jo marzi kar!!

My conscience: Terese boring Insaan nhi h is duniya mein. Yarr ek to advice do future ki aur upar se merepe hi....mtlb hadd hai!! HADD KI BHI HADD!!!

Me:

My conscience: eh sun na...tum dono atoms milke kitni voids karne waale ho? Phir unmein kitne cations fit karegi tu?🙈

Me:

My conscience: areey kuch bol bhi le tax thori lagega😆 aur kaunsa meri bakwaas tere alawa koi sun sakta h

Me:

My conscience: m bolti hu tu honeymoon ke lye...

Me: *screams* ABBE CHUP! EKDUM CHUP! C H U P!!!

*everyone staring at me*

Me:😅😅

😅😅

😅😅

My conscience: chekne se kuch nhi hoga😛 m to Abhi bhi tera sar khaaungi.

Me: RIP

This happened with me today😑😑😑😑

Hasne ki zaroorat nhi h yeh kahani ek sachi dardnaak ghatna par aadharit hai.

Agr aapki conscience bhi pagal h to.....

Aap kuch nhi kar sakte bilkul meri tarah😀😂