Ek kudii....
Jidahh Naam Hey_Shine ho
Gumm h..
Gumm h..
Gummm hai...

😂😂😂😂😂

Ladki mil gyi!!
Yuhuuu!!

Ab ladki mil gyi h to iss khushi mein surili awaaz se meri likhi kavita suno!

Ahem ahem!

Ek pyaari Kavita!

Ek chamakta Tara tha wo
Aaasmaan mein kahin ghum tha wo
HC VERMA ke saath phaasa
Aisa ki phir na Nikla!

Chahate thi bahut badi
Par aa tapki hmari gali!
Phir kya tha?..jo bhi tha spam tha
Din mein bhi aur raat mein bhi

From Jatin ki Juhi to Zayn ki juhi
Then markonikov aur Newton ki bhi puhi
Itne laundon Ko kaise sambhali
bhagwaan hi jaani me out of gaali😂 (ikr it doesn't rhyme par Abhi kya Karu)

Bengoli to by birth thi,
Par k-pop pe fidaa hogyii
Kahan HC VERMA main Sar Marti ladki
Aa tapki hmari spamming ke aashiyaane mein

Spam pe spam pe spam de maara
Jaise koi cricket ka ball magnus effect ka maara
Newton ki to thi yeh beti
Itna thoki bass ab baithi!

Assault riffle se karai meri shaadi
Matrimonial pe bhi profile banati
Ladki h ya atom bomb
Don't take out of ur tomb!

Kavitaaiyeen likhti h yeh churail
Phir unpublish maari bhi to bael (cow ka opposite)
Bhagti churail h Milkha se bhi tez
Olympic jeetegi this is my bet.

Ab aatapki WhatsApp par yeh
Thok daala poora app mere sar mein
Kya mast projectile samjhai
paper m bhi correct angle aayi!

Vector shector ki kya ab kaatha
Angular momentum mein de maara
Science waale hi samjhoge
Baaki to bhai Katt loge!

Valentine par jiju ke saath
Kya ki tum, btao hume bhi paas?
Kavitri se kaboortri ban gyi
Spammer se kanta bai ban gyi?

Kaise ajeeb vidambhana h yeh prabhu
Kavitri yeh par Kavita likhe hum
Janam din pe bhi party na di tum
HaWeli ka chappa chhhaaan maara
Ladki bhaaag Gyo
Aisa kyu Laga?

Pizza burger patty ke sapne
Chuuur kardi tum hum sabke
HaWeli tak ka address na di
Mental asylum se maangi me!!

Ab tareef iski m kya Karu
Assault riffle ki bullet h tu
Faster momentum se Dil m lag gayi
Bs lag gayi to lag gayi😍

Cheer Dala Seena hmara
Akelepan se hume sudhara
Pagal to pehle hi the
Ab jabardast aashiq ban Gaye 😂

Yeh phool aur chaadar rakh Lena
Kaam aajai to use karlena
hum Gareeb Insaan aur kya de pai
Narendra Modi ki advice seh Lena!

Hope Juhi puhi tujhe pasand aiyi😁
Sorry mein late hogyi hu
Loche m atki thi😅

Ab mai Riti di aur Nora ki tarah professional to na hu
Na hi teri tarah kavitri hu
Jo Dil mein aiya likh diya
Pasand aiya to thik h
Nhi aiya to pls tamatar na maarna, kya h ki Modi ji ke kaaran mehangai Zara badh gyi
Maarne ke bajai mummy Ko bhej dena meri, khush hojaigi!

Chalo ab m chalti hu
Duaaon mein yaad rakhna!

Jai Ambe maa ki!