Thorn: In light of how you saved me you may hug me for four to five seconds.
Carnation: FOURTY FIVE SECONDS!?
Thorn: No- Four to fi-
Carnation: (hugs Thorn) No take backsies

Fern: *has her foot stuck in a chair* Now you may be wondering 'Fern, how'd you get yourself into this?'
Well, kids, Fern doesn't know either!

Fern: *T-Poses*
Cliff:
Fern:
Cliff: *gently hugs her*

Cliff: If you had a shot for every time you made a bad decision would you still be sober?
Carnation: Yep!
Ivy: Maybe a bit tipsy.
Thorn: Wasted
Fern: Dead

Fern: So what happens when you die?
Rose: Well, you rest in the grave and eventually we all go to heaven!
Cliff: There's a better life waiting for us.
Fern: No I mean what happens when you two die? Do I get your stuff or..?

Thorn: I am a very bad person. I am a very very bad person. I am a horrible person.
Fern:
Cliff:
Rose:
Ivy:
Oak:
The planet:
Thorn: "No you're not, Thorn! We still love you!"

Fern: Uhh Carnation...can I ask you a question?
Why are we lying on the ground?
Carnation: You got knocked out so I lied down next to you so people would think we were just chillin'

Cliff: I lost my girlfriend!
Thorn: Well, what does she look like?
Cliff *Sobbing*: BEAUTIFUL

Thorn: Can I help you find anything?
Fern: uhh I'm good.
Thorn: Well if you have any questions I'm Thorn.
Fern: How'd you get into my house, Thorn?

Fern: I've never had a nightmare before and I kind of want to know what they're like...can you help me?
Tsunami: Sure, see you tonight!

Ivy: Fern, why are you smiling??
Fern: Can't I just smile because I want to?
Carnation: Thorn fell down the stairs.

Carnation: Thorn is choking and we have to call 911 but the nine isn't working!
Ivy: Turn it upside down and use the six!
Carnation: Genius!
Thorn *stops choking momentarily*: WHAT THE HECK

Carnation: *places KFC on the table* I made dinner.
Thorn: I want a divorce
Carnation: We're not married.
Thorn: Will you marry me?
Carnation: Yes
Thorn: I want a divorce.

A/N I haven't written the next chapter so uhh take this instead. Not sure how much Cliffrose and Thornation there will be so I did you shippers a small favour.

Hopefully whenever I can't get the chapter out in time I'll post some bonus stuff like this! God bless and good evening!