This is my husband: 

This is the love of my life: 

- Wait, that's not the same thing as the first one? 

- No, but I wish it was 

This is the home wrecker: 

- Why would you want that? 

- Why not? I'd risk it all for him. 

- Okay. Why is he there? 

Oh, him? He just kinda lives rent-free: 

- Why? 

- I don't really know, but I'm not mad about it 

- Okay... And what about that last one over there? 

- Oh, him? You know how some people make a pact, that if they reach a specific age and they are not married yet, they marry each other? 

- Yeah... 

That's him: 

(POV: nem jöttem rá, hogyan rakjak bele egy tiktok videót a részbe, és máshol sem találtam meg a hangot, de gondolom többség ismeri... remélem...)

(Bocsi...)