I smiled wildly as me and Lily stood in the bath room. she was currently curling my long blonde hair so she could pull it back with the light blue ribbon our brother bought for me. once she was done i stood behind her and tied her ribbon in her hair. i then put in my cross earrings and put on some light pink lip gloss.

"big sister, why do you wear the lip gloss?" Lily asked me as she straitened the sleeves on her dress.

"i like-a the color and it's the only make up Vash will let-a me wear so i'm-a gonna take what i can get." i smiled letting my Italian accent slip causing Lily to giggle. "what-a is it?"

"your accent," she smiled "I like how it sounds, why don't you talk in it a lot?"

"it-a makes it easier to speak in different langues to the pope." i smiled "but-a when were at-a home, i'll-a let you hear it."

Lily then hugged me tightly. i smiled at her and hugged her back. Once we let go of each other she straitened the skirt of my light blue dress. i slipped on my heals then picked up my sister and flung her over my shoulder and ran out of the bath room with her asking me to put her down. i just laughed and ran more until i saw Vash in the hall all dressed in his uniform. i set lil down and fixed her out fit and smiled at our brother.

"we're ready." i smiled

"wow, you too look great." he said and i walked over to him

"thanks little bro." i smirked and he lightly shoved me.

"let's just go, it's in Italy so Vatican you better show us around." Vash said and grabbed mine and lily's hands then started to pull us out of the hotel.

as he pulled us i whispered to lily. "yes the once square mile of this country." she giggled at me as we walked into the meeting hall. once in there i practically jumped with joy. all the countries were so big and strong! it was amazing! other than the fact that there all fighting. Vash sat me and lily on ether side of him and looked to me.

"remember were here to talk about pope Francis for you nothing else." he said and i glowed.

"YES THE BLOOD LIQUEFYING IT'S SO EXCITING!" i smiled "THAT HASN'T HAPPENED IN YEARS!"

"yes very exciting for everyone but, we need to get everyone's attention." Vash said and i got an idea.

"i got this." i smiled then climbed on top of the meeting table. "lily, on my phone play song 35, on high volume with it on the Bluetooth speaker it's all in my purse."

"yes bettina." she said and set it up. "IT"S ALL YOU!" she screamed getting some people to shut up.

the music started like a piano but then shut off. :you know i always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous so i wrote a song about them and it goes a little something like this." aster thoughts words came out of my mouth the music started up again but more pop esk and everyone was quiet. i smirked happy i knew who was know and jumped off the table running to mr. japan.

"i think i love you more then the JAPANESE LOVE TENTICAL PORN! and we should...." i ws cut off by a loud voice and i turned to see mr. prussia singing with me.

"DANCE DANCE DANCE D-DANCE!" he smiled as he spun me around

"to these stereotypes." we both sung . (VATICAN, PRUSSIA, BOTH)

"lets come together and live in the world like a unibrowl on a Indian girl." i smiled as India huffed.

"And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes" prussa smiled twirling me around "check it out now"

Prussia then picked me up and ran to Mr.America. he then threw me causing me to sheak a little and Switzerland to stand up only to calm down when Mr.America caught me.

" I love those fat Americans.
You know they so obnoxious.
They always eating burgers.
They always holding shotguns." I smiled then kissed his cheek and he messed up my hair as he set me down knowing the song.

" And I love Mexicans.
The way they mow my lawn.
They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on." Prussia said to mexico then when behind me and grabbed my hips "uh huh, cause that's the way they roll." I then pushed him off of me and he smirked.

" Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose." He shrugged

As I skipped to Mr.Ireland and Mr.China. I tossled Mr.Ireland's hair as I side hugged mr.china and sang " If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
And they're out of control like a Chinese driver" the two then helped me onto the table were Prussia already was and we turn to the middle eastern countries.
" I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels?" I asked

" I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya."

"Ya, man" I sighed to him

" And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a week and," Prussia smirked at me and I shoved him

" I'm just joking.
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland." Everyone laughed at his even poland.

" I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes."

" Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the Outback redneck Australians," I smiled and austraila smiled at me

" And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude"

" And us creepy Italians who think they're smooth." I smiled sitting on my little brother's lovino's lap "Mamma mia!" The three of us Italians said together.

Mr. France picked me up and kissed my head. Luckily Prussia came up and leaned on his shoulder and smiled.

" And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits." Prussia then took me from him and set me down and grabbed my chest that was only a little smaller then ms.Ukraine's "Brazilian girls is what you want" he smirked then moved my breasts up and down " Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunks."

After that a few guys whistled and I pushed Prussia away from me. And stood on the table.

" I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?"

" They've disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose."

I went by Mr.Russia and alot of people went Uh oh!

" Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean penis." I regretted that line because south Korea grabbed my arm and pulled me to him and whispered in my ear "little girl you are so wrong just wait til I show you."

I felt arms pull me away from him and twirl me around and I saw my white haired partner " I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes."

"ALL TOGETHER NOW!" I SCREAM and people listened and mucked us with there hands claping to the beat.

" I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep, I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep, I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep, I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep, They hump sheep, They hump sheep, They hump sheep," me and Prussia then took over alone but the clapping continued " I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes."

"Yeah." Prussia sang and I grinned.

" I'm just playing, you know I love you guys.
But seriously, don't hump any sheep." Ever one laughed at then end then almost in sync they all asked

"Who are you?"

I giggled "my name is Vatican city."