Title: Perverted Spaghetti Head

Anime: Hetalia

A/N: oOoooo Aicha Aicha passing me byyyy (there she go again)

Aicha Aicha my my my OoooOo

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With eyes set to kill, Batch Zwingli watched as Francis Bonnefoy walked beside you down the street. Batch was boiling with jealousy, watching as his (Y/N) was whisked away by that dirty French man.

Well, you weren't really his, but he would like to think that. Ever since you started coming to the World conferences with your very protective brother, Alfred, he had been attracted to you in such a way that even his massive tsundereness couldn't stand in the way of his feelings, that's why he was shamelessly spying on you and Francis now.

But on your side of the scenario, you were more then aware that the blonde headed tsundere was watching you. You bit your lips and said in a hushed voice,

"Are you sure this is really going to work Francis? What if he doesn't really care that we're together.." Francis laughed and said happily,

"Do not worry my precious pumpkin, a man in love never strays from his princess, especially when there is another man around. I have a feeling that anxious boy will come out of his hiding place soon then expected~" He sung the last part as he turned the corner, running into an ice cream stand. Francis smirked and out of the corner of his eye, looked to the corner of a building where Batch was anxiously watching. You stared at Francis in anticipation, waiting to see what your next move was. After all, you were the one who went to him for help in the first place.

Much like Batch's story, although you didn't know it, as soon as you had started going to the World conferences, you had simultaneously fallen in love with him. You didn't know how, but you just did. So you went to Francis for help, and that's how you ended up where you were.

Francis walked a little closer to you and whispered,

"Hold my hand (Y/N)." You nodded and lanced your fingers with Francis. Curiously, you turned your head around and watched as Batch gritted his teeth and tightened his fist at your action.

"See, he is almost ready to pop." Francis said as he led you over to the ice cream stand. You smiled and said,

"Two (Favorite Flavor) ice cream cones please!" The cashier smiled and nodded before getting your orders. Francis kindly paid and once you both got your ice cream, you started walking near where you knew Batch was hiding.

Just as you were about to pass where he was watching, Francis stopped and pulled you close to him. He said,

"Darling, won't you let me feed you some of my ice cream?" You nodded slowly and were about to take a bite when the ice cream was slapped down to the ground by an angry force.

Francis, with an evil smile, looked up to see Batch panting with a red face and eyes ready to twist Francis's neck. You blushed once you felt Batch take your hand into his. He pointed a threatening finger at Francis and said,

"You perverted spaghetti head! Stay away from my (Y/N)!" You blushed harder at the word my. Francis chuckled and said to you,

"See (Y/N)? I told you it was a matter of time before he would come out of his hiding spot and steal you away~" Batch's eyes widened and he asked,

"You knew I was there?" He turned to you with confused eyes.

"Um..yes..I'm sorry but this whole date was actually set up so you would notice me.." You said guiltily. Batch stared at you in disbelief before breaking out into a major blush.

"So..t-this whole time you knew I was watching you?" Batch asked. You bit your lip and nodded. Francis sighed and said,

"Well I have done my duty, see you later you dirty love birds." He then walked away from the two of you, whistling.

At first, you both stood there, simply watching the other people on the street go by. The only sounds you could hear was the sounds of the city, and you had to admit, the conversational silence was killing you.

"I-"

"(Y/-"

You both chuckled slightly. You said,

"You go first." Batch looked at the ground and said,

"I'm relieved." You turned your head in confusion and asked,

"Why's that?" Batch turned towards you and suddenly wrapped his arms around your shoulders, pulling you towards him in a tight embrace.

"I'm relieved because I now know that you don't actually like that pervert." You smiled into his shirt and slowly returned the hug, wrapping your arms around Batch.

"You're right, I don't like Francis..because I like you Batch." He pulled away slightly at your words and stared into your (E/C) eyes.

"I...like you too (Y/N)." He brought his lips down and gave you a gentle kiss on the forehead. Of course you had wanted a kiss on the lips, but you smiled and knew that the wait was well worth it. Just that sentimental display of affection made your heart beat fast. Batch suddenly pulled back and said,

"I wonder what your brother will think about this though.."

(Somewhere in McDonald's)

Alfred sat with his friend Kiku in McDonald's and suddenly sneezed.

"Bress you." Kiku said as he watched Alfred wipe his nose.

"Thanks dude..I suddenly got this bad feeling and sneezed.." Kiku thought for a bit and said,

"Maybe someone is talking about you." Alfred sniffled and nodded, totally unaware of the real reason behind it.

A/N: Sorry for the slow updates Dudes and Dudettes! But I hope you enjoy this and await for the next one-shot to come out!