"What are you doing?" - Jada
"None of your business" - Mom

This Lovely Request is from:
AlyssaRosey , since I didn't know how to spell seman. (I still dunno ;-;) Anyway Thx Boo! <3

Terrorizer - Sailor
Nogla - Merman

Of course: Terrorizer is Top, Duh.
Haha and Nogla's a bottom bitch ;)

-3rd POV-
"OhhhhhhhhhKEH, I've looked online a weird fawkin fan fiction of Brian as a Sailor and Me as a mermaid" Nogla said as he chuckled.

"Wait really?" Evan questioned as he giggled.

"Well what are you waiting for! Tell us the story!" Tyler said while being very excited.

"Alright alright!, Once upon a time, there was a Sailor, named Brian And! There was a mermaid/ merman named Nogla!, Brian's "coworkers" always wanted to catch a mermaid since Mermaid stories have been told around their neighborhood and wanted to be the Crew that could actually find a mermaid for money!"-

"Can you imagine seeing an actual mermaid!?" Craig said as he sighed wondering how beautiful it would be.

"I imagine him or her being a superhero! It'll be called Mermaid - owl.....Mer-owl" Evan said as he smiled to himself as he Craig shook his head with a smirk.

"Superhero or not either way I want fucking money" Tyler said as he crossed his arms waiting impatiently while holding a fishing rod looking at the blue ocean.

"I imagine MY mermaid as a beautiful girl named Simone...ahhh....with beautiful swaying red-ish hair....." Marcel said as he kept day dreaming about his girlfriend as a mermaid.

"What would you want your mermaid to be?" Lui said gesturing towards Brian.

"I don't know, Irish maybe?" Brian said as he crossed his arms as he enjoyed looking at the ocean.

"Irish maybe?... damn she sounds hot" Lui said as he laughed.

"I just don't like the fact we're actually thinking that we're going to catch a mermaid, why can't I just be free...." Brian mumbled as he narrowed his eyebrows and continued to look at the ocean waves.

You see...Brian wasn't like the others, he definitely wasn't like Tyler being selfish only to get things for money, but he never liked the idea of capturing something that just never deserved to be caught, it should just be free~

Tyler groaned impatiently as he stood up and walked away from the fishing rod, as he didn't see anything in the water, but luckily someone did. Brian ran over towards the fishing rod to see something was pulling it. Brian pulled back onto the leaver from the fishing rod and noticed it was something bigger than he imagined.

He saw big light green fins on the sides of the creature and green scales on half of its body and a thin muscular figure above it.

Brian couldn't believe his eyes at the Moment and dived into the water to save the creature, what he saw...was even better.

Brian opened his eyes to see-

"NO JOE NOOO!" An Irish man said as he hit a somewhat to be half dog half mermaid on the head as he was trying to eat coral from the floor.

Brian gasped in the water and quickly covered his mouth to see the creature swimming closer to him. Brian swam backwards but it was too late, the Irish bastard was staring at Brian, the man with the fishing rod with the hook caught in the mermaid's tail.

"Was this you ye Irish prick!?, You going around and hookin regular people huh?" The Irish man said as his black hair swayed in the water including his trimmed beard.

Brian quickly shook his head left to right frantically as he got closer to the merman and tried his best to unhook the hook from the fishing rod.

"W-what is he doing?? Should we help!?" Evan said as he panicked.

"No I think he's fine, I mean he IS hooking the mermaid...right?" Tyler said as he smirked looking down at Brian in the water.

Brian unhooked the hook from the merman and watched as the Irish prick smiled and thanked him for his help. Brian quickly grew out of breath and tried swam up to the surface, but it was too late and slowly started to see darkness as he fell to the bottom of the sea.

-Irish Prick POV Aka Nogla-
I rolled my eyes and smirked as I swam to grab the sexy man that passed out into my arms and simply saw a boat above. I thought to myself if he wanted to capture me all along, but something about him made me think he'd NEVER want me to be captured.

I quickly swam up to the surface with my two dogs, Joe an Tony, swam behind me. I locked eyes with multiple people as I laid the Irish sailor onto the Yawtch.

-3rd POV-

Evan gasped as he saw a beautiful man with black hair and glasses that never leave his fucking face carry his friend back to safety.

Craig walked close to the creature to help his friend Brian back up onto the Yawtch.

"What are you waiting for?? GET HIM!" Tyler yelled causing the Merman to flinch.

"But- but Brian might be-"

"Oh who cares if he dies, we can pay for his memorial with the money by getting that freakish creature to scientists." Tyler said as he rolled his eyes and grabbed the merman causing him to squirm in pain and put him in a huge box with a big plastic pool filled with water and tossed his two dogs with him as well causing them to yelp.

"I'm just gonna sign this right here aaaaaaand... bam! We can now ship him to the scientists for testing! Basically killing it to study them that's al-" Tyler was cut off by Brian waking up coughing up water from his throat and stood up.

"No!......You will NOT....touch him!" Brian yelled as he stood a few inches away from Tyler.

Tyler sighed in frustration as he ran towards Brian wrestling him, trying to push Brian off the edge. "TYLER NO!" Evan screamed as he tried to pull Tyler's hands off of Brian's neck.

Tyler punched Evan in the neck as he didn't care if Evan was bleeding from his mouth. Evan kept coughing up blood as his whole fusion went black, hearing himself fall on the ground from dissyness and his friends calling out to him.

"How. Could. You!" Brian yelled trying to catch his breath.

"What was right..." Tyler said with a smirk.

"You fucking bastard!" Brian yelled as he lunged towards Tyler and used every last bit of his strength to defeat Tyler. Once and for all....

Brian lunged forward with his fist hitting Tyler's jaw causing it to make a snapping sound. Tyler chuckled as he fixed it back into place but not entirely and swung at Brian, Brian dodged as he kept swinging at Tyler until he was on the ground knocked out. Brian quickly caught his breath again and kneeled down to Evan and passed out laying next to Evan on the floor.

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"Brian?.....Briiiiiiaaaaaaaan"

"Huh?" Brian hummed as he gasped sitting up from the wooden floor looking at the voice he heard to see it was the merman.

Brian stood there speechless, looking at the beautiful man in front of him. "Your....your....you're alive!" Brian said as he wrapped his arms around the man's waist feeing his mermaid scales.

"Of course I'm alive ye fockin bastard, I'm in ye pool for Christ sake" Nogla said as he flapped his tale splashing water on Brian.

"W-wait, where's Evan?" Brian said.

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"I'm alright Brian..." Evan said softly as he tried to walk towards Brian until Brian stood up quickly and gave him a tight hug. They both smiled and separated while smiling to one another.

"Now Tyler is in a place that we'll never see him again... or will we?...." lui said as he laughed and smirked.

Everyone else laughed as Brian pushed the kiddy pool filled with his mermaid dogs and The Irish Bastard next to the edge of the yawtch. The other Laid back and looked at how beautiful the moon looked.

"So...I guess this is the en-"

"Thank you~" Nogla said as  leaned up towards Brian and kissed him on the lips, with the bright white starts twinkling in the background with the moon looking down on them.

And as always, they lived happily ever after....the...End~

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"Stay tooned for the Masterbating fisherman to return!" Delirious said with a creepy ass laugh at the end causing everyone to burst out laughing.

"That was a horrible story..." Evan said jokingly.

"SHUT UP!" Nogales yelled causing everyone to laugh loudly.

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This was a long ass Oneshot
Yes, I have school everything will be late ;-;

Luv u guys no homo! <3

And as always I hoped ye enjoyed!