Jan 30-31 2023

Only ship is SovAme

America: I am a being of pure chaos and destruction.

Soviet: I know this, and I love you for it.

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Soviet: You put me through so much suffering that it would have killed a lesser man.

America: Well you did die so it's nice to know that you're at least self-aware.

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Soviet: America, Babe, are you feeling alright?. You haven't tried to stop my evil plans for a while and im getting worried :(

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America: Soviet, Babe, are you feeling alright?. You haven't tried to stop my evil plans for a while and im getting worried :(

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Soviet: Has anyone told you how beautiful your eyes are?

America: Most people don't look me in the eyes at all.

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Soviet: If you ever do something like that again, I'll beat your ass myself

America: Noted

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America: You can call me a villain if that makes things easier.

Soviet: You seeing reason would make things easier.

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America: How was your day?

Soviet: Nice. Why do you ask?

America: Because I wanted to make sure you had a nice last day before I kill you

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Soviet: You're an idiot.

America: Takes one to know one.

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America: Aw, you're so sweet to me. Be careful or else some might begin to think you have feelings for me.

Soviet with a neutral expression: I do.

America: what?

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America: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Soviet: WHY?!

America: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME SWEETHEART!

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Soviet, grumbling: You're stupid.

America, smiling: Yes I am!

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America: Everyone can die for all I care.

Soviet smiles at America

America: everyone but them.

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Soviet (concerning their relationship with America): I have been slowly going through the five stages of grief one by one.

America: *does some crazy dumb shit in the background*.

Soviet: And I am finally at acceptance.

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Soviet: Remind me why I'm doing this again?

America: Because you love me.

Soviet: ah, right.

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America: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Soviet: Go the fuck to sleep

America: What gif I don't want to?

Soviet: Fuck You

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America: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Soviet: America, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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America: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Soviet: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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America: That was so hot, Soviet.

Soviet: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

America: I'm so in love with you.

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Soviet: Wait, you like me?? For my personality???

America: I know, I was surprised too.

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America: Are we fighting or flirting?

Soviet: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

America: Your point?

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America: So you like cats?

Soviet: Yeah.

America: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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America: We have a problem.

Soviet: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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America: *seductively takes off glasses*

America: Wow...

Soviet: *blushes* Haha... what?

America: You're really fucking blurry.

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America: I love you <3

Soviet: Awwwwwwww-

Soviet: I love you too, babe <3

Soviet: Wait...

Soviet: WHAT'D YOU DO?!

America: Nothing

Soviet: Then why'd you add the heart, when that's my thing

America: Because I love you so much!

Soviet: No, you only ever add the heart when you do something bad

America: Uhhhhhhhhh...

Soviet: America, what'd you do?

America: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Soviet: WHAT DID YOU DO?!-

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Soviet: Am I gonna be okay?

America: No. You're in a relationship with me. Nothing will ever be okay.

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Soviet: I think we should kiss.

America: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.

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America: I think we should kiss.

Soviet: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.

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Soviet: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

America: This is a lie.

America: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

America: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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America: Soviet is playing hard to get.

America: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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America: Dude-

Soviet: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Soviet: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??

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America, to Soviet: We had a date!

America: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

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America: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Canada: Did Soviet say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

America: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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America: Well, remember when Soviet made a romantic dinner for me?

Canada: Ame, he microwaved you a pizza.

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