Randomly decided to hc them as friends after AH's heterochromia was discovered by the other personifications

March 10th, 2023

America: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Austria-Hungary: You're drinking orange juice.

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Austria-Hungary: Why are you on fire?

America: This is just how my day is going.

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America: Austria-Hungary, are you okay?!

Austria-Hungary: I told you to stop asking stupid questions!

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America: Fine! I don't give a shit!

Austria-Hungary: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.

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America: I'm having problems with a guy...

Austria-Hungary: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

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America: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Austria-Hungary: Are you calling me short?

America: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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Austria-Hungary: What are amphetamines?

America: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Austria-Hungary: Ohhhh.

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America: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Austria-Hungary: What changed your mind?

America: Oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you.

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America: Do you take constructive criticism?

Austria-Hungary: Not without crying

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Austria-Hungary: When I first met you, I did not like you.

America: I'm aware of that.

Austria-Hungary: But then you and I had some time together.

America: Uh-huh?

Austria-Hungary: It did not get better.

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Austria-Hungary, to America: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

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Austria-Hungary: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.

America: What baby?

Austria-Hungary, crying a bit: Me.

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America: How has life been treating you lately?

Austria-Hungary: Horribly.

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America: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Austria-Hungary:

Austria-Hungary: I like you.

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MESSAGE FROM THE PROGRAMMER OF THE GENERATOR BEING USED:

Congratulations! You've stumbled upon a secret message from me (the programmer of this generator): Remember to drink water. And also take your meds if you have those and are supposed to take them. Also, have a nice day if that's a possibility. I hope y'all are doing great, and remember: even if it's not pride month anymore, always respect eachother's pronouns!

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America: I have a problem.

Austria-Hungary: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

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America: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Austria-Hungary: Sleeping is nice.

America: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.

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Austria-Hungary: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*

America: *standing on the roof* Bless you.

Austria-Hungary: God?!

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America: I think it's time I get my life in order.

Austria-Hungary, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Austria-Hungary: America, I need some advice.

America: You need advice from ME?

Austria-Hungary: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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America: Austria-Hungary is a little bitch.

Canada: Why?

America: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a bitch.

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America: I prevented a murder today.

Austria-Hungary: Really? How'd you do that?

America: self control.

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America: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Austria-Hungary: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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America: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Austria-Hungary: You would eat yourself?

America: I wouldn't even question it.

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America: This is a mistake

Austria-Hungary, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

America: But not today

Austria-Hungary, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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America: You're right.

Austria-Hungary: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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