BIG BIG WARNING : This Chapter Contains CSA / Confederate. This is the only chapter he is and will ever be in btw.

once again no ships because that'd be weird af

written early 2021

also now there're two brain cells and confederate has one 90% of the time.

America: What does 'take out' mean?

Canada: Food.

Australia: Dating

New Zealand: Murder

Confederate: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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America: Bye Canada! Bye Australia! Bye New Zealand! Bye Confederate! Bye Canada!

Australia: You said 'bye Canada' twice.

America: I like Canada.

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America: Looking left cause you don't treat me right

Canada: Looking right because you left

Australia: Looking up cause you let me down

New Zealand: Looking down cause you fucked up

Confederate: What is wrong with you guys?

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America: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Canada: Several traffic violations.

Australia: Three counts of resisting arrest.

New Zealand: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Confederate: Also, that's not our car.

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America: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Canada: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Australia: I recorded the dumb stuff.

New Zealand: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Confederate: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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America: You kidnapped Canada? That's illegal!

Australia: But America, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Canada, or destroying our dreams?

America: Kidnapping Canada, Australia!!!

New Zealand: America, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

America: What, to kidnap people?!?!

New Zealand: To work together!

America: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

Confederate: America, we all temporarily agreed a country is a not a people.

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America: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Canada: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Australia: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

New Zealand: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Confederate: What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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America: I'm an idiot.

Canada:

Australia:

New Zealand:

Confederate:

America:

Canada:If you're waiting for us to disagree, it's gonna be a long day.

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America, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Confederate: You did WHAT–

Canada: William Snakepeare