Text Messages:

Naru-kun: Haii, Sasuke! Did you like our date?

Sasu-chan: bitch i just got home ._.

Naru-kun: idc! I wanna love you! We haven't made out in a looooooooong tiiiiiiiiiime

Sasu-chan: wut is wrong with u?

Naru-kun: *Activates group text with: Sakura, Ino_mino, Kiba-kiba, Shikamar and Hinata*

(A/N: I have a phone that can to this.. so.. yeaaahhh. I don't know if *checks* yea it doesn't work anymore. So this is gonna be related to Kik)

Sasu-chan: did u have to add the girls..?

Naru-kun: come on Sasuke! Their not that bad! :3

Sasu-chan: yes, yes dey r :T

Ino_mino: heeeeyy! wassup everybody?

Kiba-kiba: Heyo, ppl. what u guys doin'? I'm chillin' with meh dog.. Akamaru.

Hinata: nice nice. oh, Naruto is it true that you went out with Sasuke-kun?

Sasu-chan: yes. Very true.. in fact he just broke into my house.. wait where r u doe?

Naru-kun: ....

Sasu-chan: dammit! I just saw him.. oh.. nvm your hiding in my bathroom..

Naru-kun: yea.. im chillin wit meh waifu x3

Sakura: show a pic!

Shikamar: yea yea! :P

Naru-kun:

Sakura: awwww!

Kiba-kiba: why the hell did you put in black and white?

Naru-kun: You guys remember this? :3

Sasu-chan: oh yea. he stole my phone and took a selfie then sent it to his own phone number..

Hinata: weren't we on the beach that day?

Sasu-chan: naw, we were robbing the bank and shooting their asses off

Ino_mino: hey sakura, what was reading homework again?

Shikamar: ive been meaning to ask u 2.. r u guyz even friends?

Sakura: no, we hate each other so much we're stabbing each other right now .-.

Ino_mino:

I did horrible with the camera view.. this was on picture day, right?

Kiba-kiba: r u guys narusasu fans? Cuz im like a naruhina type

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inata: where the heck did you get that?!

Kiba-kiba: remember when i did a surprise pic of you and squeaked like a kitten? XDD

Hinata: Kiba.. shuut uuup

Sasu-chan: XXXDDD omg im crying

Sakura: what?

Naru-kun: sasuke don't u dare! D:(

Sasu-chan: i checked Naru's pocket right.. and I found like.. dozens of pictures of him in a sheep costume and jelly splattered all over him.. and dirt
XXDD

Sasu-chan:he already took the photos and ran into my closest... Naruto why did u lock the door?! Wait, did u just lock me out of my own room?!?!

Shikamar: XD #poorsasuke

Naru-kun: sasuke... omg.. u.. u really do dis?! and u keep talking about me!

Shikamar: wut he do, wut he do

Shikamar: tell meehh

Shikamar: tell meeehh naaaooow

Naru-kun: shut the hell up and I will

Shikamar: ... 0-0

Naru-kun: Anyways.. SASUKE PLAYS WITH LITTLEST PET SHOP AND SASAME STREET!!! XXXDDDDDD LOLOLOLOLOL

Shikamar: XDDD god

Sakura: xD omg

Ino_mino: OMG XDD RLLY?!

Hinata: xD lol im dying

Kiba-kiba: xP

Naru-chan: Sasuke with is wrong wit u?!

Naru-chan: sasuke..?

Naru-chan: nuuu! don't leav me! im sowwy!

* Sasu-chan added Itachi_Uchiha to Group Chat *

Itachi_Uchiha: okai stop messing with my bro bro

Hinata: sasuke is still online?

Itachi_Uchiha: barely

Itachi_Uchiha: he's in the guest bedroom corner with his headphones :1

Naru-kun: tell him i didn't mean it!!! Xc

Itachi_Uchiha: he didn't reply

Itachi_Uchiha: oh naruto..

Naru-kun: yea?

Itachi_Uchiha: get da fuck out meh house

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Me: *purrs and types*

Naruto: oy! * rings yarn ball *

Me: *tackles yarn ball and gets tangled up in it*

Naruto: *snatches computer and runs off* yoink!

Me: T^T nuu

Naruto: don'tforget to vote and follow! :3