WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

SEASON 6

S E A S O N 6

OK
OK
OK
Y'ALL KNOW I HAD MULTIPLE MENTAL BREAKDOWNS
WE'RE GONNA GET INTO INTENSE SPOILER TERRITORY SO SaltyOtaku READ AT YOUR OWN RISK IN CASE YOU SOMEHOW HAVEN'T WATCHED IT ALL YET

IT'S GOING TO BE ALL OVER THE PLACE THOUGH SO JUST
AAAH

SO
FIRST OF ALL
LANCE DIED
A G A I N(?)
AND ALLURA DID A BIG MAGIC GLOWY THING THAT SCARED ME

BUT
MORE IMPORTANTLY
B A B Y K E E F
I WISH I HAD PICTURES OF THIS LITTLE BOY OH MY GODDD
I CRIED OVER THIS
I C R I E D
KROLIA OFFICIALLY EARNS THE TITLE #UNIVERSESBESTMOM2k18
KEEF IS STILL A 👏T👏E👏X👏A👏S👏B👏O👏I👏
ALSO THE SPACE DOGGO?? WHY DO I LOVE IT?

KEEF GOT TALLER HAHAHA SUCK IT LANCE

THE FLASHBACKS WERE NOT OK
UM
ALSO MORE ALTEANS? I KINDA GUESSED THEY STILL EXISTED SOMEWHERE BUT Y'KNOW

OK OK BUT ENOUGH OF THAT

monsters and mana
m&m (haha)
my favorite thing about this episode?
SHIRO. FCKING SHIRO, I LOVED HIM IN THIS EPISODE.
OK BUT ALSO C O R A N
I LAUGHED FOR A GOOD FIVE MINUTES AFTER HIS REVEAL HOLY HELL
PIDGE AND HUNK ARE ALWAYS A JOY
AND LANCE IS A FCKING NINJA FURRY HONESTLY WHAT AN ICON
I'M SO SAD KEEF WASN'T A PRETTY PRINCESS

ok but anyway
more sadness and screaming

THE WAY ALLURA ALMOST KISSED LOTOR THAT ONE TIME WAS JUST AMAZING COMEDY-WISE IN MY OPINION
AND HUNK AND PIDGE ACTING OUT LOTOR'S PROPOSAL TO ALLURA WAS HILARIOUS AND I LOVE THOSE TWO SO MUCH
lance's love for allura is unrequited and he got a bit depressed about it
headcanon he actually washed the mice with his tears
ANYWAY
THEY DID KISS THO
LOTOR AND ALLURA
NOW I WASN'T A LOTURA SHIPPER IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
BUT I THINK IT'S REALLY SWEET THAT LOTOR ACTUALLY LOVES ALLURA
OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS
I LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT HIS FEELINGS ARE TRUE BECAUSE THAT'S JUST,, SO AMAZING TO ME

LOTOR ACTUALLY DID BETRAY THEM ALL IN THE END
YOU GUYS
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW UPSET I AM ABOUT THIS
I STILL LOVE LOTOR WITH A PASSION AND YOU CANT CHANGE THAT DAMMIT

THE F I G H T
BETWEEN KEITH AND KURON
WHEN KURON SAID HE SHOULD'VE ABANDONED KEITH LIKE HIS PARENTS DID BC HE WAS WORTHLESS I WAS SO SAD I ALMOST CRIED BUT NOT QUITE
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAD ME SOBBING??

"SHIRO PLEASE"
"YOU'RE MY BROTHER"
"I LOVE YOU"

AAAAAAAAH

I AM D E C E A S E D
OH MY GOD

KEITH'S GOTTA GALRA MARK NOW SO THAT'S A THING
KEEF'S BACK AND HE'S IN THE BLACK LION AGAIN,,
YAY????

ANYWAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT DARK VOLTRON PLEASE
CAN WE JUST
THAT FIGHT WAS
HOLY HELL
BUT IS LOTOR DEAD NOW??
GOD I HOPE NOT I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH
MY INSANE LITTLE BOY
AAAH

ALSO SACRIFICING THE CASTLE A L M O S T MADE ME CRY NOT GONNA LIE
AND LANCE CRYING ABOUT SHIRO'S DEATH AND HOW HE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT MADE ME TEAR UP A LOT

SHIRO'S B A C K BABY
AND HIS HAIR IS WHITER THAN EVER
AND EVERYONE'S CRYING
AND NOW

W E ' R E G O I N G B A C K T O E A R T H B I N C H E S
WE'RE GONNA SEE SAM, AND MAYBE MORE FAMS
AND REBUILD THE CASTLE

SO ANYWAY
LONG STORY SHORT::

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*sOBS*

EDIT:
I HAVE ACQUIRED PICTURES OF BABY KEEF

AND A PUBERTY KEEF THROWN IN THERE FOR THE SOUL

STANDING IN FRONT OF HIS DAD'S GRAVE