so i've told madi a bit about this but i found this sleeping beauty tododeku parody on [unnamed fanfiction site] by [unnamed user] and frankly i thought it was below average but not overall awful like every excuse for "writing" i publish on wattpad etc.,,
now don't get me wrong i am in n o way some esteemed author who's better than everyone bc i'm a sht writer, but i know when a concept is... not as good as one would expect when put into practice.
so in honor of the not-exactly-great-but-not-terrible tododeku au fic i've decided to completely ruin it and rewrite it based completely on the author's concept
i've only rewritten the first chapter and i will only rewrite the first chapter
everything in this is taken directly from the first chapter with varying changes and like two scenes changed altogether
so before you ask "but why is this a thing this shouldn't be possible wtf" just know that i have no idea but i went along with it so (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ
anyway yes here is the thing ✌

~(-∆-~)
Aizawa trudged into the main hall with the students, already partially consumed in his sleeping bag, yawning. “Make sure you all look over the map that was given to you. If you get lost, you’ll need to use it to find your way back to the group.” He informed tiredly, slowly making his way to a corner of the room, “That being said, the castle tour guide will supervise for the entirety of your visit, so just listen to her and try not to stray away from the group, got it?”

The class erupted in a chorus of “Yes, Mr.Aizawa.”

“Good.” He laid himself down in the corner, pulling his sleeping bag around his entire body and burrowing inside of it. “Don’t wake me up unless somebody’s dying.”

Then, as if on cue, the clacking of pumps came from the hallway and a pretty, well dressed brunette greeted them with a smile. “Hello, I’m your castle tour guide. If you’d be so kind as to follow me this way?” She walked back down the hallway, and all 19 students followed, some with all the feigned interest of Bakugou watching a Disney Princess movie at three in the morning, and others with all the joy of Midoriya receiving a life-sized All Might plush toy for his birthday.

When it was announced by Aizawa that All Might put together a field trip for a much needed break for them all, to a renovated castle turned into a historical landmark/museum, Midoriya couldn't wait. He was more than ecstatic to be here. As he giddily followed behind the group, halfway down the hall, a certain painting caught his eye.

He stopped in front of it. It was a painting of a boy with short, evenly split bi-colored hair, snow white and dark red, along with a pair of odd, yet luring gray and turquoise eyes. He looked rather mute, aside from a small, sad-looking smile on his face. He looked beautiful. Midoriya couldn’t help but wonder who this boy was.

A ways below the painting was a golden doorknob that Midoriya had yet to notice until now. He knew he probably shouldn't have been going in random doors and leaving the class, but something was already pulling him towards the door. He grabbed the doorknob, only to find that it was locked. He should've stopped there, but his body involuntary sent his quirk coursing through his hand, just enough for his hand to jerk, twisting the doorknob and breaking it. There was no turning back now.

He entered the room, quietly. The first thing he noticed was the warm light from a large window casting onto the only item in the room, a bed. Stepping closer to the bed, he saw him. The boy from the painting, peacefully sleeping with his hands folded together on his stomach, the blanket meant to be covering him up discarded on the floor.

He looked even prettier in sleep. His hair looked messy, strewn all over his white pillow, and he seemed to glow in the light casting down on him. His breath was slow and soft, and with every rise and fall of his stomach his hands seemed to twitch the tiniest bit. Midoriya noticed that, unlike in the painting, he had a harsh burn mark over his left eye. Despite it, he still looked as beautiful as he did in the painting.

Without warning, he found himself leaning down and placing his lips on the other’s own partially parted ones.

He stayed that way for a moment, until his eyes widened and he pulled away as he realized what he was doing. His face heated up with an embarrassed blush, and covered his mouth with his hand. ‘What the?? Why did I do that?! For all I know, that could actually just be a really well preserved dead body!’ He looked back at the sleeping boy once more, before he shook his head and scrambled to the still open door.

As he hurried out of the room, he was startled by Kirishima’s voice calling to him. “Midoriya!” He turned his head, to see Kirishima smiling, with his arm around a very irritable, yet somehow not exploding, Bakugou. “What were you doing in there? Class is going this way!” He pointed in the opposite direction.

Midoriya nodded, “S-Sorry! I got distracted, I’m coming!”

~~×××~~

Todoroki felt himself stir into consciousness, for the first time in what felt like years. His eyes began to flutter open, squinting at the bright light shining on him from the window. He slowly sat himself up, rubbing the sleep out of his heavy eyelids.

“What…?” He spoke, almost silently. Then, he saw something, or more like someone, dart out the door in corner of his eye.

“Huh?” He threw his legs over the side of the bed to stand, feeling dizzy and stumbling as he did so. “Wait--!” He called out as he saw the person run down the hall, presumably following somebody. He fled out of the door as soon as he steadied himself-- almost tripping over the abandoned doorknob on the floor-- and nearly missing the boy as he turned the corner.

Midoriya turned, hearing rushed footsteps coming toward him from behind, only to be nearly toppled over when somebody ran into him. “Wah--!?”

Todoroki panted, clutching the fabric of Midoriya’s uniform to keep himself upright.

Bakugou and Kirishima whipped around to the scene behind them. “The fuck?” Bakugou exclaimed, though Midoriya paid no mind.

Todoroki looked up at the boy, and immediately his heart felt like it had taken off. His bright green eyes and messy, dark green hair, the blush that graced his features so adorably, his lightly freckled cheeks, the broad, toned chest that he could feel under the fabric…

And all Todoroki could bring himself to say was, “What happened?”

Midoriya blinked, bewilderment evident in his eyes, “H-Huh? What do you mean?”

“How long… How long have I been asleep?” Todoroki asked, gripping the uniform tighter.

Midoriya stuttered, “I-- I, uh, I don't-- I don't know, I--”

“Ok, what the fuck is going on here?” Bakugou stepped up behind Midoriya, much to the dismay of Kirishima. He pointed at Todoroki, glaring, “Who the hell are you?” His glare moved to Midoriya, “Did you get yourself a fucking boyfriend? At a castle, on a god damn school field trip, of all places? Un-fucking-believable.”

“What!? N-No, I didn't-- We’re not--!” Midoriya’s blush spread to the tips of his ears as he remembered the events of not even five minutes ago. “I mean… I did k-kiss him…” He mumbled, so he couldn't be heard by his other two classmates.

Todoroki’s eyes lit up a bit, a small blush of his own creeping onto his face, “You were the one who kissed me?”

Midoriya nodded, “Uhm… Yeah…”

Before Todoroki could respond, the familiar clacking of pumps sounded from the hallway, and the smiling tour guide appeared followed by a group of confused U.A. students. “There you three are! Your classmates were wondering where you--” She stopped, and her smile disappeared, when she saw Todoroki, still leaning his entire body weight on Midoriya, and stared with puzzlement. Then, she spoke, “Prince Todoroki…? You're awake?”

Hesitantly, a bit confusedly, he nodded. “Yes… How long have I--”

“Prince Todoroki is awake!” She suddenly yelled out, joyfully, getting the attention of many shocked guards and tourists, “Repeat, His Majesty is awake!”
~(-<-~)

now before you go asking questions:
i don't know why they would keep the body of an eternally sleeping prince cursed by his father in the castle that they leave open for tourists/have kind of turned into a museum but that was just the original author's concept, not mine
it was incredibly difficult to write what i assume attractive boys/men look like bc im f c k i n g  g a y
kirishima and bakugou are dating yes
and the only reason i made one-for-all kind of just peh open the door was bc the original author made it so the door was unlocked, which is kind of stupid
the concept in general is strange so i made it so it at least could make sense bc if they did do something like keeping a cursed boi locked in a room like this they sure as hell wouldn't leave the god damn door unlocked
and before i go i'd like to say that what i've seen from the author's other work they're a rather nice writer, this concept just seemed a bit difficult to write for them and it didn't come out as great as they might've hoped, but like i said it was by no means awful.
anyway yes i'm gonna go kms ✌