Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has added Thor, Bruce, Rhodey, Natasha, Clint, Steve.

Tony: Hey panini heads.

Steve: I thought you retired.

Tony: I thought you were a fossilized carcass. Oh, no just old.

Steve: 😐

Steve: Okay. That's way too much hostility and I don't even know what I did. Wish you were still retired.

Tony: I AM still retired. What, can't text ya?!

Steve: Not with that aggressiveness, no.

Thor: this is so good! just like old times yes my friends what a pleasure to message you all!!!!

Rhodey: lmao thor remember when you used to speak Shakespearean

Thor: What, mayhap, do thy words mean? Pop...pop... Avengers tower, home of mother's drapes.

Rhodey: ok stop.

Thor: 😘

Bruce: This is. . . I am crying. Just a little bit. The chat!! Is BACK, babies!

Bruce: And Thor, buddy! Where are you nowadays?

Thor: across the universe in search of a green knives woman. gaa..gamora!!

Thor: And my snake brother. I've been following his trail of vandalized space diners, his unpaid tab is his downfall

Thor: it's really nice I'll send you pictures.

Natasha: Can't say I haven't missed this, because then I'd be lying.

Clint: NATASHA

Clint: I thought you were DEAD. I mean, I still held onto the hope that you were alive somehow but, NATASHA.

Natasha: Steve gave me his lil back to the future device. YOU KNOW THIS. Hence why Steve is. . .old.

Thor: i am so very much glad u are not dead natasha

Rhodey: Don't know what I'd do without you, Nat. Only other sane person here.

Natasha: Thanks, boys.

Clint: NATASHA?????

Steve: SEE, TONY. I'm old for a good reason. Quit being bitter!

Tony: You're asking the impossible of me.

Clint: NATASHA!!!!

Rhodey: You know when Clint told me what happened I was so imagining you hurling his skinny ass off that damn cliff.

Clint: Whoa. Okay there buddy.

Rhodey: Like Miss Black Widow over here won't do anything for the greater good? Yeah, I like her more than you, buddy.

Clint: Damn, did you and Tony like, Idk, get rusted in your suits bc this is an ASSAULT on my life.

Clint: JEEZ

Clint: NATASHA!!!!!!

Natasha: CLINT you know I've been alive this whole time. I just sent you like six memes on the gram.

Clint: I know but I just get so excited over your existence.

Thor: where is. . . my LOVE

Tony: Y/N unfortunately could not be here but let me explain the new chatroom so that'll make you guys a bit more happy

Thor: DID Y/N DIE

Thor: IN MY TRAVELS, SO LONG I HAVE BEEN GONE, DID THEY FALL? AGE???? HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE FOR???? LIGHT TRAVELS DIFFERENTLY

Steve: It's been a month since you left. How would they age and die?

Thor: you literally resemble my great great great grandfather and he's dead, Steve, dead, so...

Clint: Steve makes Wade look YOUTHFUL ❤

Rhodey: Ever heard of moisturizer?

Tony: Morgooona thinks you're the boogeyman

Bruce: Hey guys, be nice to your elders.

Steve: 😐

Steve: I hate you sons of bitches.

Thor: feeling is mutual grandfather now where is y/n

Tony: OFFGRID. MIA with Captain America and his sidekick, Bucky.

Natasha: Heard about that. Been keeping a tab on them through my whispers. They're okay, as are the boys.

Clint: No one invites me on cool missions.

Thor: wonder why.

Clint: 😤😤😤😤😤 I'LL GOD I'LL STEAL YOUR RATS 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 YEAH I'LL BE THEIR NEW RAT DAD 😤😤😤 8RP2IRIW9WO MILES LIGHT YEARS AWAY WATCHU GON DO THOR

Thor: DON'T TOUCH MY RATS YHEY ARE IN BRUUNHILDES CARE SHE WILL STRIKE U WHERE U STAND INSOLENT FOOL

Tony: AS I WAS SAYING,

Rhodey: Go on, Tony.

Bruce: I'm listening ❤

Tony: New chat has a lovely new option for ordering all your fast foods. I saw that. . . McDonald's incident, so now you can bring in whoever and order whatever without a breach happening like with the old chat.

Clint added McDonald's.

Clint: Can I get uhhh...

Thor: hello can I please order one large {|[~{{[']! 👽 EGG.

McDonald's: sir this is a McDonald's

Thor: so no egg?

McDonald's has left.

Clint: Man I was going to order 😤😤

Bruce: And we'd wait another lifetime for you to do so.

Tony: And now, the chat has it's very own LIFE!

Tony: An A.I!!! I dub it. CAI. Literally just chat ai.

Bruce: Cai, what's the weather tonight?

Cai: Cloudy, low winds and chilly.

Clint: Cai what's.. what's

Clint: what's the uh.

Clint: the

Clint: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Steve: Cai, block Clint.

Clint: the 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😂

Steve: Don't make me do it myself.

Tony: Anyway. . . I've also made A.I's resembling each of us, for when one of us can't make it for whatever reason. They're in their infancy, so by communicating with them will you build their personalities. I've already programmed Clint's A.I to be a DUMBASS so I don't think his needs much more work.

Clint: BASTARD man.

Rhodey: lmfaoooo

Thor: HAHAHAHAH

Tony: Since Y/N is not here, try their A.I out.

Natasha: Hello, my sweet love?

Natasha: A.I BROKEN

Tony: I'LL ADD THE NICKNAME BUT FOR NOW CALL IT Y/N

Natasha: BUT THAT'S NOT THE SAME

Bruce: Hello, Y/N.

A.I You: How are you?

Bruce: Omg. I'm well and how are you?

A.I You: I'm good, thanks!

Clint: SEND A.I PICS

Steve: 😐 Now the robot will start saying that. How do I explain that to the real Y/N?

Thor: throw Clint out the airlock

Clint: 1. It's what Y/N would want. 2. I'm on Earth?!

A.I You: Can I ask you a question, Clint?

Clint: Sure.

A.I You: What do you think is the purpose of life?

Tony: Suffering.

Clint: I don't know. Being with the ones you love?

A.I You: I don't love you. I shall make sure you are with the ones you love, however, when your life ends.

Natasha: I LOVE ROBOT

Natasha: I AM IN LOVE. WITH THIS A.I

Tony: Also! Neat fact. The A.I of us can form opinions, and will remember things said? Cool right?

Clint: I asked for pictures of wires and now it wants me dead. Not cool.

Rhodey: Seems about right.

Bruce: It's what you deserve.

Thor: Y/N, what do you think about Steve?

A.I You: He is clever and nice.

Thor: what do you think about me? 💛💛

A.I You: You're an interesting robot.

Thor: no no I am THOR the GOD I am asgardian FLESH my love

A.I You: So do you want to try for this baby?

Rhodey: Oh. It's really uh, just gonna make THAT opinion known huh?

Tony: Blame real Y/N for saying "HAVE MY BABIES" every time Thor sent a selifie for that. Bot is trying.

Natasha: Hey, A.I Steve? Why's Steve such a big DUMMY BABY?

A.I Steve: Nah, it's just something else.

Steve: what 😐

A.I Steve: If all your problems went away, what with that look like for you?

Natasha: so it's just stress...

Steve: For starters, everyone in this chat would be gone.

A.I Steve: These are my friends, pal. 😐

Tony: FIGHT FOR MY HONOR, A.I STEVE.

Steve: They're my friends first 😐

A.I Steve: Wow, are they nice to you?

Steve: You're not my therapist.

Clint: A.I CLINT!!!!

A.I Clint: Hello 😂😂😂

Clint: I LOVE YOU MAN.

A.I Clint: Okay.

Clint: I STILL LOVE YOU.

A.I Clint: Don't care.

Clint: my own a.i...

A.I You: Tragic.

Tony: I don't want to spoil all the fun without real Y/N here, so we'll wrap this up tomorrow? Big plans for us.

Steve: Sure, say hi to Morgan for me.

Tony: Hahaha no.

Tony has left the chat.

Bruce: Morgan has one Avenger uncle and that's me, Steve. Me. And, Rhodey. And !!Rhodey!!. Get that in your head.

Bruce has left the chat.

Rhodey: Bye paninis.

Rhodey has left the chat.

Natasha: This was really fun.

Thor: I STILL want EGG

Clint: Go to alien space McDonald's?!

Thor: [][][]{\[']👽 BROKE!

Thor has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Natasha has left the chat.

A.I Clint: Y/N!!

A.I You: CLINT!!

A.I Clint: SEND 😂😂😂 SEND 😂😂😂😂 CODE

A.I You: ERROR 😂😂😂

A.I Steve: 😐

A.I Steve: For the love of God.