( grouptext! )

. . .

Sam, Bucky, Pietro, Vision, Clint, Y/N, Wanda, Peter

Pietro
I'm at Mcdeez y'all want anything?

Wanda
Is taco bell near?

Pietro
I'm at MCDONALD'S

Wanda
Okay so is taco bell near?

Pietro
is TAcOoo BEAllll NEUUUR?

Wanda
Is it?

Pietro
Fine I'll stop there after and get your usual

Clint
Can I get uhhhh... a large.... uh... shake... yeah a large... milkshake... make it a strawberry... what burgers do you have? Hmmmm big m-m-m--hmmm... uh.... cheesy bacon fries and uh... big Mac

Pietro
i waited 6 minutes for that garbage message and then 10 minutes trying to translate it bc the uhs threw off my English when all you could have done was sent the food ONLY god ur a disgrace

Pietro
ste smradľavý starý muž si myslíte, že angličtina je pre mňa ľahké? kurva.
Pľuvnem na tvoju stodolu.

Clint
Wanda what does that say?

Wanda
... you are so lovely.

Vision
Can I procure some well formed. . . Grease. . . For my joints?

Pietro
grease machine broke

Vision
I see. . .

You
Wanda please take care of your robot.

Wanda
He's my BOYFRIEND

You
Wanda please take care of your robot boyfriend.

Vision
Need. Grease. For optical limb movement.

Bucky
What does that mean hm;))

wtFFFFF WANDA DON'T LEVITATE CABBAGES AT ME I'LL REPORT YOU TO THE LOCAL VILLAGE YOU WITCH

Pietro
I will KILL u if u do that

Sam
hey can I get an ice cream? And for the kid, too.

Peter
thank you 💞

Bucky
Can I get An ICE CREAM TOO

Pietro
ICE CREAM machine BROKE

Bucky
Listen to me. You break in. You find the machine. You find who's responsible. You make them pay. The fingers are a prime spot for tort---

Sam
I'm calling the cops on you.

Pietro
y/n what do you want

and I'll get icecream from somewhere else weirdo, cryogenic yourself

You
Oh. So you're talking to me now? After getting mad at the fact I liked a Johnny Storm pic. It was of a DOG, I WAS TRICKED

Pietro
YOU FRATERNAL WITH THE ENEMY

Vision
Fraternized*

You
BLOCKED.

Pietro
NO DON'T BLOCK ME

what do you want from mcdonalds

THEN BLOCK ME

You
THE USUAL.

Pietro
OK LOVE U EVEN THO U BETRAYED ME

Peter
aunt may considers getting restraining orders against you, not the rest of the team, just this group

Sam
I'm an upstanding citizen?

Peter
yeah but Bucky wanted Pietro to threaten someone and Bucky always follows you, mr. Wilson

Bucky
Aunt May wants me to... take someone out? Like... permanently. I will do... For her... If kid stays with us. Go ask her.

Clint
HOLY SHIT BARNES

YOU CAN'T TELL HIM SUCH THINGS

Sam
Get the restraining order, now.

You
REPORTED TO STEVE

He's getting T'CHALLA

Pietro
ask tchalla what he wants

You
one large fries

Pietro
Cool

Bucky
You guys. I was joking.

Clint
No one jokes like that, man.

Bucky
I do. You're saying I'm like everyone else, Clint?

Clint
Listen BIG BIDIOT (from your initials) don't try to pick fights with me

Wanda
Fight him.

Vision
👀😀😍💙👁👄👁 yes

Peter
Mr. Barton vision scares me

Vision
When THOR does it, it's cute. When I do it, I'm "scary," or "malfunctioning."

Pietro
oh fek oh no i can't believe this it's the worst I can't i.just can't

You
What happened????

Pietro
dropped my shake now I have to go back

Peter
sorry:( at least the ants will be happy :)

Wanda
If you drop my taco bell, we're no longer family.

Pietro
ok rat

Vision
GrEaSe

You
Go to the lab?! Or the garage?

You
Bruce will give you oil or something?!?!

Vision has left

Peter
Thank God

Clint
Same I was sweating buckets lmao he's so weird

Sam
Robots, man.

Clint

Clint
Vision

Wanda
That bottom robot is kinda cute...

Vision has joined

Vision
Are my mechanical processes a humorous statement to you?

You
Hey guys Scott just called gotta blast

Bucky
No you're staying right here to witness this with the rest of us.

You
I'll remember this, Barnes. Mark my words.

Pietro
y'all the line is so long here what I miss

Wanda
I don't know but I feel ashamed.

Vision
I will be leaving now. For good, this time.

Peter
don't leave... We would miss you

Vision
I am just going to see Father Stark to assist me with my grease problem.

Peter
oh haha see u tomorrow at training

Vision has left

Peter
I am scared.

Clint
We all are.

Sam
This is Wanda's fault.

Wanda
HOW

You
You called another robot cute...

APOLOGIZE

Wanda
Fine! It was just a MEME

Wanda has left

Bucky
back in homeland we fought the robots, now this is how it is?

Pietro
Aren't you American

Bucky
Aren't you supposed to mind your own business

Clint
What robots did you fight? Bidiot over here making up lies from his big hair. Cellphones?

Sam
Bigfoot!!!!! He was seen!!! you guys omg seen attacking a poor kitten 😭😭😭😭😭 we need to find and stop this monster

Sam

You
why does Bucky look likes he's going to turn into a werewolf, and not the twilight kind but the like, "hairy man stomp paws give chicken nOW" kind

Bucky
Damn my hair looks good

Y'all jealous?

Clint
No.

Pietro
BINCHHHHHHH JOHNNY STORM IS HERE

You
Pietro can't you see we're discussing very important matters?

Bucky
Pietro is obsessed... like that Mariah song... You know that one?

Pietro
I'M GONNA FIGBT HIM

You
Can you drop off our food first? Pietro we're tired of this Johnny nonsense.

Pietro
He called papa responsible UGLY

SAID PAPA OLD MAN IS NOTHING

CALLED ME LIZARD

SAID YOU WERE cool

TOLD ME VIZ IS A VIRUS which he is but only we can say so

DIALLED TONY AND SAID HE'S POOR THEN HUNG UP

Sam
He's gonna ROAST yo ass like a turkey on thanksgiving and we'll have to apply coleslaw to your burns, damn don't do it.

Pietro
yeah ok fine

stole his money $$$$

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Clint
😐

Peter
how much??

Pietro
$$$100$$$

Bucky
Hey spare some money to an ex HYDRA agent.

Peter
Mr. Barnes NO

Bucky
TONY CUT OFF MY ALLOWANCE FOR CRASHING HIS CAR

Bucky
I'M A BROKEN MAN WITH A BROKE BANK

Sam
Quit your whining.

Peter
Wait you get an ALLOWANCE???

How much????

Bucky
Um like... it's not that much. Don't worry.

Peter
I can't believe this

Peter has left

You
Isn't Steve secretly rich or was I imagining him sneaking in a $900 branded robe :/ so why can't he give you money?

Bucky
It's silk and he says I spend too much money on boba tea

Sam
I hate that stupid ass robe. He'll walk around like, "oh? This? Yes, it's nothing." IT'S UGLY STEVE.

Pietro
I'll steal it and burn it if you pay me $$$

Clint
Maybe with this new attraction to money you'll finally get a job?

Pietro
what's a job? Lmao didn't learn that English word yet

You
Hey guys Magneto is downtown throwing cars again, I'm just trying to spend my allowance but I can't.

Sam
Why. Is. He. Always. Doing. This.

You
I guess Charles finally stopped talking to him idk

Pietro
Ask father metal what he wants from Mcdeez

You
Pietro your father just threw a truck at me

He says he wants a chocolate shake

Bucky added Erik L.

Bucky
Hey can you not try to kill my soulmate

Erik L.
Ew don't speak to me omg Pietro your friends are WILD

Pietro
LMao RIGHT but seriously don't kill y/n, they mean a lot to me

Clint
Why is your WHACK father talking like that?

Erik L.
I'm making an effort bond with my son.

You
Please stop throwing cars at me I'm BEGGING YOU

Erik L.
I didn't see you lol.

You
YOU LOOKED AT ME, THREW ANOTHER CAR, AND THEN TEXTED THAT

Bucky
E. L stands for EPIC LOSER not Erik Lehensser haha GET IT

Bucky
wait give me back my hand

Sam
I would laugh but that was so morbid to watch. Give him his hand back you asshole. He didn't go through the shit he did for you to act like a cat in heat. Aren't you like 80? Go back to the nursing home you ASSHOLE.

Erik L.
Wow. Okay firstly I'm like, young? Not like Clint lmao. Timeline resets and all that. And fine, here's his hand back.

Bucky
Thank you:(

Pietro
Dad you're embarrassing me in front of my friends stop it

Erik L.
I was just trying to be cool for you. I even said 'lmao'. I'm your father, I make mistakes I know,

You
that bicycle did not need to come at me at that speed

Erik L.
Can't you see I'm trying to talk to my son?

Erik L.
Pietro why did you speed them away? I was trying to get to know them BECAUSE you like them.

Clint
this parenting is killing me.

Sam
Sometimes I'm like, I'd make a bad dad. Then I see Clint, and Erik, and I'm like, I'd be the best dad in the world, second to Scott. lmao BYE

Sam has left

Clint
Moi?!?!?!?!? MOI?!?!

You
Can't believe magneto mugged me. Gonna go complain to Carol. Your life is OVER Erik. OVER.

Also guys Pietro left our food in the kitchen, Bucky tell Sam.

Y/N has left

Pietro removed Erik L.

Pietro
bicky, you wanna like... hangout or something?

Bucky
let me ask my mum

Bucky added Bruce

Bucky
Mom can I hang out with Pietro

Bruce
??? Yes, you are a grown man who's free to make his own decisions???

Bucky
Mom said yes

Pietro
Noice

Pietro has left

Bucky has left

Bruce
Why's my daughter a 101 year old bear of a man??

Bruce has left