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Followers: 1m | Following: 3

bio: clint. old. tired. archer/assassin. villains will be blocked. @katebishop is my legacy.

2m likes

clintcoffee i had to jump over the damn counter to take this pic as the sight of it filled me with something ancient and evil. good news is that @notyinbutyn paid for this. when will my suffering end? #TonyCanWeSueForDefamation? #Starbucks more like #StarSUCKS

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notyinbutyn  why can't we ever go out like normal people?! there was no need to launch over the counter

notyinbutyn  broke bank AND broke back smh

nyoomie  GOD you're such a disgrace

notyinbutyn  hey RESPECT YOUR FATHER @nyoomie

nataliakills  did you at least steal sugar from behind the counter?

katebishop  inspirational

clintcoffee  @katebishop don't do it

anthonystark  guess who's being sued by starbucks

nyoomie  @notyinbutyn ur not my mama don't tell me what to do

thor  did u pick up my latte

thor  don't come back to the compound without my latte

thor  i want my latte

captaincarol  little brothers are so embarrassing :/

nicfury  @captaincarol you wanna tell him why that's wrong or should I?

clintcoffee  how's it okay when she vaults over counters and destroys public property?!?!?! @nicfury

nicfury  @clintcoffee bc favorite child

clintcoffee  i hate this family

groot  i am groot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

thor  WHERE IS MY LATTE

doctorbrucebanner  7 PhDs and i don't understand clint's mind

ultronvirus  tbh i think Clint was justified...

susanstorm  Hi this is Susan from the Fantastic Four. Can you please let me know why the hell Steve looks like my brother?!

steverogers  Susan we have bigger thing to worry about

steverogers  @susanstorm

thor  LATTE you are LATE

clintcoffee  y/n is making me take public transportation of course we're LATE @thor

notyinbutyn  @thor @clintcoffee think about the planet u heathens

anthonystark  10 custom cars in the garage for what? @notyinbutyn

tonysmellslikefeet  TONY DENIES GLOBAL WARMING HE MUST BE STOPPED

anthonystark accept my offer of money to buy your username so it never sees the light of day again @tonysmellslikefeet

antscott  3m likes on a picture of your coffee???

antscott  oh i get it now...

thor  why are u doing this @notyinbutyn i just want my latte

okoyeforwakanda  i love starbucks but not you avengers

tchalla  lmao ROASTED like coffee beans

okoyeforwakanda  @tchalla you forget you are an avenger too...

tchalla  @okoyeforwakanda blocked.

captaincarol  hey can u get me a coffee

clintcoffee  we left starbucks @captaincarol

captaincarol  and what about it? @clintcoffee

clintcoffee  @nicfury dad do something

nicfury  i take two sugars in my coffee @clintcoffee

nataliakills  #SaveClint this family is clearly biased.

buckbarnes  mmmmmm

buckbarnes  mmmmmcoffee

buckbarnes me go starbucks

buckbarnes they call me...benky :(

borkyborky  @buckbarnes what

magneto  yo can I get my twins back or what?

clintcoffee  @magneto or what

magneto  cool cool cool cool cool you've chosen death @clintcoffee

queenwanda  dads no.

shuri  @queenwanda queen of what? #YouDontSeePrincessInMyName

nyoomie  queen of getting arrested @shuri

queenwanda  mutant uprising let's go, except it's just me beating you with your own shriveled brain @nyoomie

magneto  this is why Wanda is my favorite

drax  what is coffee

starlordpeter  you roast beans to get a caffeinated, bitter drink that gives you energy @drax

drax  why would you roast beans? mash boil yes but roast and into a drink? disgusting

drax  @starlordpeter your kind is gross

docstrange  clint, nice picture. sums up your personality perfectly.

clintcoffee  @docstrange choke.

hawkeyefan8  Hi Clint! I just want to say thank you for everything. Way back in 2012 you risked your life to save me from a mugging. Like, you jumped out of a 3 story building to save me. I always think about that day, and how you just landed on a car and walked up to me like you didn't just break your bones. I've taken up archery because of you, and I've actually won a few contests! You've added more color to my life, so thank you. 😘

clintcoffee  ❤ I'll always jump out of buildings for you ❤

anthonystark why can't my fans be like that :/

tonypony  bc you're Like That.

stinkytony  you attract what you are.

ironhusband  sarcastic asshole = sarcastic asshole fans duh

ironhusband  kidding we LOVE u

rhodey  I'm your fan and I love you too @anthonystark

theauthor  someone will die.

doctorbrucebanner  CRYPTIC PLEASE ELABORATE

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