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Y/N, Wade, Johnny, Thor, Clint

Thor
ARE U BACK FROM VACATION VACATION

Wade
WE NEED YOU

Clint
MY LIFE WAS THREATENED

Johnny
TELL PIETRO HE'S A TOAD

Wade
whom??

Clint
who this...? me not know... a Johnny

Thor
WE HAVE BEEN BREACHED

Thor
AGAIN

Thor
GODS NOT AGAIN

Wade
WEEE WOO WEEE WOO 🚨!

You
omg it's Johnny Storm

You
omg no

You

PIETRO CLONE 2 BUT WITH FIRE

Johnny
I'M NOT LIKE PIETRO

You
Y'ALL ARE BOTH BRATS TO THESE LANDS

Clint
they WISH they were as DIVAS as the bratz. Sasha?? Jade??? Chloe??? The fourth one?? FASHION ICONS!! Kylie Jenner could NEVER!!! MJ COULD!

Wade
Clint literally what conversation are you having right now, I am concerned.

Thor
Y/N said BRATS not BRATZ

Thor
LEARN HOW TO READ

Thor
or put ur old guy glasses on

Johnny
I've never been so attacked. I AM a Bratz! HAVE YOU SEEN ME

Wade
Sometimes you look like Cap, sometimes you look like Killmonger. Both are hot.

Johnny
Can anyone but wade reply to me

You
BE GONE

Thor
WE only like ONE annoying, social media fuelled, hair gelling, meme spouting young man and that is PIETRO and we LOVE HIM

Johnny
But I'm so much better?

Thor
WE LOVE HIM

Clint
I HAVE GROWN TO TOLERATE HIM

Wade
I'D TRADE PIETRO FOR A HOT DOG IF I COULD

You
I AGREE WITH ALL THREE OF MY SOULMATES

Johnny
when they said the avengers + wade were crazy, I didn't believe them

Johnny
But I see it now

You
SHUT UP YOU LOOK LIKE STEVE LMAO BUT STEVE'S THE HOTTER VERSION

Wade
T'CHALLA CRIES WHEN HE SEES YOU  WHY DO YOU KEEP CHANGING FORM

Wade
Oh, recast. Never mind.

Johnny
fk u guys

Johnny left

Clint
Finally I can talk to my Y/N. How was vacation #2?

You
Good! Feels weird coming onto social media though. Miss the chats :(

Thor
I miss loki

Wade
Did he leave or something...?

Thor
No he's downstairs in the basement with his hostages I just miss him talking to me via the chats

You
His... His what

Thor
Idk could be guests like loki said but you never know with my brother

Clint
Uh

Y/N added Bucky

You
Oh no I meant to add loki, finger slipped

Bucky
HELLO TO YOU TOO

Bucky
Missed you.

Bucky
😘

Clint
GONE SEXUAL

Wade
GONE WILD

Thor
GONE wholesome :)

Bucky
Wash your mind with soap.

Bucky
Thor, I love you.

You
Hey... what about me?

Bucky
You didn't take me on vacation #2

You
I had like a mind wipe, a whole new identity birthed into me. I had to go alone.

Bucky
MY middle name is alone

Wade
MY middle name is

Wade
😍 Thor Husband 😍💞

Thor
ThAt Is NOT YOHR middle name stop spreading lies

Clint
MY middle name is 💫 Man Arrow Bow Shoot Natasha Friend 💫

You
GODS.

You
Thor your middle name is 💖. That's it. 💖.

Thor
💖 Thor 💖 Odinson 💖

Bucky
My eyes have been blessed. Years of HYDRA trauma, cured.

Clint
When are you coming back to the compound, Y/N?

You
When I get my room back???

Clint
You can share.

Bucky
With me.

Thor
I have a custom made bed that is very large.

Wade
I live in the dumpster outside Mcdeez but you're free to jump in

You
Wow, thanks Wade. Though I don't think your raccoon and rat roommates would approve.

Thor
Did grandma al kick you out, Wade?

Wade
No, I kicked myself out.

Clint
ThAt makes nO SENSE WHY

Wade
I don't know, it seemed like a reasonable thing to do in the moment.

Wade
But anyway, why's Y/N's room unavailable?

Bucky
Teams got some new members, so we've been rearranging rooms. Currently Bruce has taken over Y/N's.

Bucky added Bruce

Bruce
I'm never giving you back your room. The ambiance? The natural lighting? It's so cozy!

You
Bruce don't do this to me

You
I don't want your STINKY room as a replacement when Scott goes back home

Bruce
MY ROOM IS CLEAN! And it's the biggest one!

You
Hulk is DISGOSTING

Bruce
Okay. Yeah.

You
It reeks like an uncleaned gym on a hot day.

Bucky
Ew...

Bruce
Please, I don't want my room back.

You
You will Hulk out, and that big ole green bean lookin head will ruin my room.

Wade
HULK GOSSIP

Clint
I'LL TAKE YOU OUT BEFORE YOU CAN TELL HIM WHAT WE SAID

Wade
KISS ME ARSE

Wade left

Bucky
W O W

Thor
can we send selfies now that he is gone

Bucky
With my instagram status, you're going to have to start paying me for pictures.

Thor
I literally have ten times more followers than you, and as my brother says, you uncultured Neanderthal peasant

Clint
Guys can you shout me out

Bucky
Pay me

You
I hate who you've become.

Bucky
For $900 I will silence myself

Clint
Permanently? One can only hope.

Bucky
For $0 I will assassinate Clint on the spot

You
For $0 Natasha will decimate you and then use your remains to fertilize Bruce's flower garden

Bruce
My marigolds are breathtaking. They'd do well with some Bucky ferilizer.

Clint
I may not have that many followers, but I have Natasha on my side and that immediately makes me far more superior than the rest of you.

You
Day 86 with no chatroom, the team has gone power hungry, mad.

You
Day 87, Bucky has become an instagram model.

You
Day 88, man named Eddie Brock has broken into the compound to steal our pet Lobsters. Tony was crying. Clint filmed it for Youtube.

You
Day 89, Natasha has murdered in Clint's name.

You
Day 90, Bruce's garden has gained a million likes. Kris Jenner has sued him in response.

You
This is the world we live in now. Thanks.

Thor
Hey Clint

Thor
If I'm on yns side

Thor
Does that make them a God to you ants?

Bucky
Is this loki?!

Thor
No it's thor

Thor
Followers are nothing. Will the wench face demons for you, Clint? Will the Gram electrocute an entire city for you, Bucky? No, but my brother will for Y/N - Loki.

Bruce
Hey Loki, can you please let Stephen out of your basement? Wong says it's dinnertime and Stephen can come back tomorrow.

Thor
No - Loki.

Bruce
Okay, can't say I tried.

You
1. Awwww. 2. LOKI LET HIM OUT, or I will get Wanda to take down your ruins so he can portal out.

Thor
I will let the wizard out

Bucky
I'm getting your brother arrested, Thor. For kidnapping.

Thor
Do that and I give hydralicious your location

Bucky
YOU WOULDN'T

Thor
THREATEN MY BROTHER? YOU THREATEN ME

Clint
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT PULL EACH OTHER'S HAIR

Bruce
I'll take bets.

Thor
Excuse me all, I need to break down the basement wall

Thor
Love u y/N welcome back 💖

Thor left

Bruce
Get you a man who can break down walls.

You
Huh?!

Bruce
Save money when you do home renovations.

Clint
This is human strength erasure.

Bucky
Idk... I could probably break down a wall.

Bruce
Steve could. You? LMAO HULK OUT

Bruce left

Bucky
I will be passively aggressively instagraming about this.

Bucky left

Clint
Pizza night? I'm buying.

You
Hell. Yes.

Clint left

Y/N left