Koshka:*lays scout traps every where and use echo with her ult.

Taka: *X-retsu-ing every enemy hero and diving too hard, resulting in him having KD ratio of 1:1

Catherine: *supports very well*

Joule: *5 SHATTERGLASS 1 FROSTBURN ULTIMATE*

SAW: Serpent+Sorrowblade+3 tyrant+Breaking point= impossible to kill

Petal: can't do shit, always try to one on one the SAW always dies

Krul: *fails every ult* reason: watched too many videos where people throw the sword backwards, thinks he can do the same.

Adagio: Weapon Power-unkillable
Crystal Power: Destructive
Support: (too godlike for support)

Ardan:*everytime ally low on health uses vanguard* result: allies are unkillable, especially when they are Joule and SAW.

Celeste: these guys are morons, let's show them girl power!
*1 v 3 and kills all 3 like a boss*

Vox: *dancing to 'can't touch this'*
*dies in like 1 minute away from Base*

Skye: SUPA SONICCCCCC
*dies to turret cos decides to take turret without minions*

Baron: *goes wp, destroys everyone*

Phinn:  *breaks the tablet by accident*

Kestrel: Stealth stealth stealth

Ozo: using B like an asshole with his aftershock( aftershock Ozos are annoyingggggggggg)

Flicker: *support build with echo for ultimate*

Glaive:*does so much damage with his basic attacks that they ban him from using...himself*

Fortress: bruh how does he play?

Lyra: *Imperial sigils and bright bulwarks everyone*

Samuel: *puts everyone in the room to sleep them troll the game and them*

Lance: decides to troll, goes 5 shatterglass and an echo

Gwen: side by side with Ringo

Ringo: right beside Gwen(and usually dies cos Gwen just leaves him to die)

Rona: 3 v 1? EZ

Alpha: 3...2...1... BOOM!

Blackfeather: literal poke with his B

Idris: dodged every stun with his A and ultimate

Reim: I'm too old for this shit!
Somehow win a 1 v 3 and take kraken

Skaarf: *sets fire to the tablet*

Baptise(new hero): ...dafuq? *lets his shades play with it, somehow they hack and have 3 Baptises on one team*