Colleen: Ya ever seen 2 girls and 1 cup?

Charlotte: Shut the fuck up, Colleen.

Colleen: Well, get ready for 1 man and 1 jar-

Colleen, with a gun: This bloodline ends with me.

Charlotte: That's the fanciest way I ever heard someone say "I'm gay."

Charlotte: Hey, I was thinking about how we could go hang out to this movie theater later-

Colleen: Ew, no, go hang out with someone as ugly as you are.

Charlotte: That's why I'm here.