Jackson: Hey, what's up?

Ash: idk, what are you doing for Valentine's Day?

Jackson: I have no idea, Marley hasn't talk to me yet ugh.

Ash: Oh, well.. roses are red, violets are blue, if she's busy on Valentine's Day, then the side bitch is you.

Ash, drunk: hay rack, answr meh

Jackson: Hey man, I don't think this friendship is working out.

Ash: y not??

Jackson: Because you can't fucking speak english.