Jackson: Hey, Ash! I found this girl on the internet and wanted to meet up and go out for a date!

Ash: Okay, but remember to ask questions about her, seem interested, listen, laugh, and she swallows.

Jackson: I'm starting to regret dating Ash now.

Ash: I have never dated a Spanish guy before.

Ash: Wow, Jackson! This looks like my room at home!

Jackson: Yeah, except for all the trophies and pictures of friends.