4:50 PM

dead: rainbow just rejected evan in the sims im fucking sobbing

cringey fork-knife kid: BAHAHA I REJECTED W H O JHDFSHJK

chug jug with you: DAMN I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO BE RELIEVED OR FUCKING INSULTED

fruit salad: wait, you made us in the sims?

dead: mhm, youre having some weird friend-with-benefits/one night stand relationship with lunar, i keep forgetting to have one of you ask the other out lmao

les-be besties: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

fruit salad: ^ honestly i agree

les-be besties: HOW

les-be besties: WHY

les-be besties: YOU FUCKIING WHORE WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME

dead: WHAT??? YOUR SIM WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED TO HOOK UP WITH ALEC, I JUST WENT WITH IT

les-be besties: WHY DID YOU GO WITH IT???

dead: I THOUGHT ITD BE FUNNY

dead: AND NGL IT KINDA IS

dead: I SEE NO ISSUES HERE

les-be besties: LETS START WITH THE FACT YOURE GETTING *REAL PEOPLE* TOGETHER??? THAT ARENT TOGETHER???

dead: I STILL SEE NO ISSUE, ITS A VIDEO GAME

chug jug with you: YEAH ITS A PERFECTLY LEGAL RELATIONSHIP ANYWAYS STOP COMPLAINING

les-be besties: SHUT UP EVAN YOURE JUST SAYING THAT BC NO MAN IRL WOULD WANNA FUCK YOU

les-be besties: YOURE AN EVEN BIGGER SIMP THAT @a cute simp HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE???

chug jug with you: SHUT

chug jug with you: LET ME SIMP IN MY CORNER

chug jug with you: *PEACEFULLY*

fruit salad: i don't think simps have the right to ask for privacy. or for anything really.

chug jug with you: stay outta this you uncultured swine

fruit salad: i just said that i've never had boba before and i'm suddenly an 'uncultured swine'? are you kidding me??

a cute simp: if youve never had boba before you are lower than low

fruit salad: kindly fuck off, simps. both of you.

clearly a god: guys, change is inedible

the asshole: dont you mean inevitable?

clearly a god: no

clearly a god: no i do not

cringey fork-knife kid: funneh please dont tell me you tried to eat change

chug jug with you: ngl that actually sounds kinda tasty

a cute simp: you ate glue as a child didnt you

chug jug with you: yeah i did

dead: yknow what, evan, if you want to eat change so badly, im sure gold could whip something up

the asshole: change salad

the asshole: with glue as the dressing

the asshole: and erasures as those bread crunch things, forgot what those were called

les-be besties: yes, welcome to gold's cocking show

les-be besties: shit wait

chug jug with you: "COCKING SHOW" BAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

dead: id honestly watch that instead of a cooking show

les-be besties: oh cmon why isn't draco the gay one??

clearly a god: well draco isn't the one in denial here, now is he

les-be besties: who said i was in denial?

clearly a god: first off your nickname

clearly a god: cmon girl just admit it

clearly a god: its not bad that you wanna kiss a wamen

clearly a god: ...uh

clearly a god: lunar?

clearly a god: lunar?????

clearly a god: lunar dont fuCKING GHOST ME YOU PUSSY