Izuku woke up today with a single goal in mind.

Die.

He didn't want to go to school today, he didn't want to eat, he just wanted to end it. Why? Well, the last day he was alive ( yesterday ) was such a shitshow that he's decided that after that, there's no point to try 'living' anymore, it's just not his vibe, you know? Call him stupid, for he probably is, but living just isn't his style anymore.

Still, Izuku went up, took a shower with a full bar of soap, wiped himself off with the towel he didn't forget to bring and had cereal with good milk. It might look like things are getting better for him, perhaps life decided not to be an ass but that's probably just because he's not done toying with Izuku yet and wants him to live a little more so he can have his fun.

Well Izuku's not falling for that bullshit anymore. It's always one light bright, one star and Izuku thought he's found peace before noticing that the star was getting bigger and bigger and shit that's not a star- that's a fucking meteor. Eitherway, he's had it, he's done, he's not going to be any life's boytoy anymore.

He goes to the train station in enact his plan. He closes his eyes, waiting for the faint sound of the bullet train to come pass.

It never does.

'To all passengers, we apologize for the delay, a villain attack has occurred on the tracks and the train has stopped for everyone's safety. Again, we apologize sincerely but there's not much we can do but wait for it to get taken care of and have the repairs done as soon as possible.'

Fuck.

Just his luck, of course every other day the train is fine except of course, the day he decides to jump off and let his body splat with the wind. What a fucking joke, he bets the gods up above are laughing at his misery right now. Well you know what? Fuck them. Fuck them and their asses, he hopes they get drilled. Fuckers. He sighed.

"Ah what a shame that the train isn't coming today." A blond man, tall and skinny, looking like Jack the Skellington reincarnate laughs. His voice deep and rich like honey and Izuku wants to drown- not because of his voice, he just wants to die.

"Yeah it's such a shame, I was planning to break dicks with my boyfriend today." Izuku sighs in retaliation, he hears a sputter and the sound of splatter, the man turns to look at him, looking like he was scandalized.

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me right, I was gonna break dicks with my boyfriend, a fuckathon- fuck marathon for boomers like you, it's when you-"

"I-I know what it means!" The man insisted, his face as red as the blood running down his mouth- why is blood running down his mouth? Now that he thought about it, this man looks halfway into the grave already, perhaps talking with him will give Izuku some tips on jumping on to the after life.

"Well, it's a shame. I guess I'll just have to break my own dick in an alleyway-"

"What?! That's unsanitary and dangerous young man! And what if someone-"

"Maybe I want someone to catch me." He said, eyeing him, now that he thought about it, this guy is tall, if everything is proportionate then.... "wanna come join me?"

"N-No!" The man whined.

"Such a shame. I guess I'll just fist myself while thinking of All Might all alone in a dark, spooky alleyway where people may or may not see me and decide to take advantage of me~" he said with a sigh, as if that was actually a bad thing. The only reason he can say it with confidence is because he's not actually planning to do that, of course not. How can he? He's a pure virgin, a delicate innocent flower who hasn't seen even a single dick yet. Well maybe he's seen like some when his eyes wander off in the boy's restroom but like- he's never seen one that was going in him or he's going to touch aside from his own.

Ignoring the sputters of the older man, Izuku walks away to go home. Or-

"D-Did you just say All Might?!"

....

Oh.

Ohoho.

"Are you a fan of All Might too?" He asked, turning around, the blond sputters as Izuku got into his space, snickering when he tried to back away, "I don't blame you~ All Might's pretty hot. Typical American hunk- except he's Japanese. I don't blame you if you're interested~ I'm pretty sure every single person in Japan has jacked off to his ass at least once, it's pretty thick, huh?" He purred, Yagi looked anywhere but him, his face the color of blood blood red.

"Eitherway, I'm going to an Alleyway~ wish me luck." He says as he started to walk away.

The blond follows him.

"Oh wow, you're really following me?"

"....I-I don't think it would be right to leave you be so.... defenseless."

"Thanks but I was kidding. Pervert, I'm going home." He stuck his tongue out playfully before he ran, ignoring the sputter of the man behind him. Heh. Loser. He's not getting some of this All Might loving fanboy today.

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School has gotten boring. There's nothing much to learn since everyone can just talk now. There's only a few days left of school so the teachers are just sitting in class while on their phones, letting the students just do whatever. 'Maybe I should get a job.. but what jobs are there that will let a 15 year old teenager work in their precious shops or whatever?'

Izuku chews on his pencil, a habit that he's only recently realized he had. 'Maybe I can just look around' Izuku lays his head down on his desk to try and take a short nap before class starts.

Izuku hasn't been able to successfully kill himself, so what is he to do now? Get a job that will pay him money that he'll probably use to buy a bunch of sweets.

Izuku closes his eyes and let's sleep take him away...

Only he can't sleep because just now the bell decides to go off. 'Ugh' Izuku sits up and grabs his things. Well, guess there is no nap for today.
'Time to look for a job because school is boring'

Izuku walks out of school to got look for a job to go work at.
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It was much easier than he thought it would be to get a job. He was walking passed a bar and there was a sign that said they were hiring for a janitor. Easy, right?

Izuku pushed open the door to the bar and saw a crusty guy with crusty hair and skin holding a guy with spiky black hair and blue eyes and.. purple skin? Fighting. There's also a blonde girl talking to a guy with a mask on but whatever. They stop to look at Izuku who just innocently holds up the piece of paper that said they where hiring. The crusty guy grunts and points up at a guy? Purple mist guy? Who is standing at the bar cleaning a glass cup.

"Sweet" Izuku walks up to the bar to go talk to misty man. They crusty man and the raisin man continue their fighting.

"You seem a bit too young to be at a bar. What is it that you're doing here?" The man- or mist speaks.

Izuku holds up the paper and starts explaining. "Uh I saw this on the door and so now I want to work here cause school is boring."

"Oh, alright. I'm Kurogiri and-" the man stops to point over to the fighting guys who are making a huge gross mess. "- and the guy that is seriously in need of lotion is Shigaraki. The guy with spiky hair is Dabi-" then he moves his hand? Over to the blonde girl and the guy with the mask. "that's Toga and Twice." Izuku looks at them all for a moment. He's sure he has a tube of lotion somewhere in his bag, he can give it Shigaraki. Izuku realizes he's just standing there and staring. Everyone is staring back at Izuku, waiting for him to say his name.

"Oh- uh I'm Izuku Midoriya. Nice to meet you, I guess" He mumbles under his breath. Izuku looks down for a moment before looking back up when Kurogiri starts talking again.

"Here are some cleaning supplies. You can start by cleaning up the mess that Shigaraki and Dabi made."

Izuku looks around the area to see that on a few tables there is blood- or maybe spilled wine? And some tables are knocked over, there's broken glass on the tables and the floor, there's also spilled drinks on the floors.

"Uh ok." Izuku gets to work, going to lift up the tables and clean them off.
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"Take this."

The bar is basically clean by now so Izuku can just relax. He's finally found his lotion and is now giving it to Shigaraki.
The man takes is and holds it like it just fell on the toilet.

"It's lotion. Your skin is clearly unhealthy, it'll help you alot." Shigaraki opens the lid and smells it.

"Ok. Kurogiri. Help put it on." Kurogiri sighs and, leaving from behind the bar to take Shigaraki over to a table.

"Oh also, Izuku? Can you go outside and sweep the  sidewalk?" Kurogiri asks.

Izuku, of course, starts to complain. "I dont want to go out there for who knows how long with my face showing! Plus there's even more germs out there. Plus what if there are like- gangsters and villains try to do something! I don't want them to see my face." Izuku pouts, crossing his arms.

"Uh- then I'll go get you a mask.."

"Cool."