For a moment there was just the wind and the bright sky. Izuku stares at it for a second before his back hits the school dump, the lid breaks from the force and Izuku ends up inside, stinky and smelly.

Yuck.

His back hurts like hell, it's probably broken, inside it's like his heart cracked- is he so useless that it's not an option anymore? Is it like when you're playing the sims and you give your sim an unlucky trait and death is like fuck no I'm not taking you away, you're too funny! What a prick! He hates the sims and he hates that grim reaper fuck, next time he sees him he'll rip him a new asshole!

He crawls out of the dump and ends up with a thud on the ground, groaning. Eugh. He feels terrible. He sighs as he stands up, his legs shaking. Surprisingly they survived the fall, it's just his butt and back that hurts. God that fall better had not flattened his ass. If he's going to survive in this world he's not going in with a broken one. Practically the one good trait about him and he's not giving it away.

He sighs once more from just how shitty he realized the situation is. Great, his shoes are on the rooftop and his bag is in his desk, another shitshow for him to play on through. He went back into the school the retrieve his items, first his bag, then his shoes.

He paused for a moment as he stared back down the ground from the roof.

You know, he's not in the mood to climb back down the stairs, and while he's here, after all, why not? Why shouldn't he go for it again?

He goes for it again- in the moment, a large gust of wind hits him, making him thud against the wall before he falls down the bushes.

.....

For all the moments he's been unlucky of course life gives him all the luck now as he stands back up, all his injuries from the dumpster is there with no new ones.

He stares up at the sky, his face blank as he raises his hand and lets all his fingers lower except the middle one, it stands tall and bright. Yeah, that's a tall and bright fuck you to whoever's watching him.

He sighs as he makes his walk back home, his back is killing him, there's red around the corners of his eyes, should he go to a hospital? Yeah, does he want to? No, does he care? Also no. Maybe if he's stubborn enough life will finally take him and stop fucking him hardcore as if drilling into his ass nonstop isn't enough.

Sadistic little prick.

He goes through a tunnel, deciding to treat himself to some peace and quiet when he's met with the most disgusting stench he's ever smelled in his entire life, the spoilt milk and the dumpster pales in comparison to sentient trash sludge and questionable fluids that popped from the ground.

"You stink." It says, like it doesn't smell like death itself, Izuku gives it a grimaced expression, like you don't smell, bitch.

"I do."

"I'm going to kill you." It decided after a moment of staring.

"Okay." Izuku replies, resigned to his fate, the slug stares at him, bug eyed.

"Really?"

"Get on with it, I'll end up having to do my homework if you don't-"

Izuku feels like throwing up from the disgusting taste of sludge, forget about smelling like that, he tastes like death. It's like giving a blowjob to the garbage overlord incarnate and man- Izuku cries and whines as it fills him- who wouldn't? It was disgusting.

For a moment, there was only sludge.

Then the wind.

That wretched thing is off and Izuku quickly vomits the remains before he passes out.

He wakes up with someone patting his cheek, he doesn't open his eyes as he grabs it with his hands and nuzzles into it, laughing, a bit high.

"Daddy...?" He asked with laughter, opening his eyes.

"As old as I am I don't remember having a son!" All Might laughed cheerily.

Oh.

Izuku pushes away his hand- slaps it away before he stands up, glaring at him.

"If you're so old you should just retire so you stop jumping in scenes where you're not wanted." He said with a deadpan look and voice, pointing at him, All Might raised his hands up in defense.

"Now now kid! You were in danger!"

"Maybe I wanted to be in danger." He snapped back, "maybe I wanted to get it done with, have a problem with that?"

There was silence, All Might seems at lost for words, now concern painting his face and Izuku hates it.

"Boy..... I take your day hasn't gone well?"

"Your face hasn't gone well-"

"Still! Hero's job doesn't end when the villain is defeated!" He said with a grin patting his shoulder, "kid- would you like to-?"

"I don't want to fuck you, I'm not a big fan of bara-"

"Not that!" For a moment, Izuku thought he saw blood, All Might coughed.

"I was wondering if you wanted.... to go to a hospital to get your injuries checked-"

"No." Izuku swats All Might's hand away, it was a clear trap, he's gonna get his injuries checked, then next a person walks in, all nice and smiles and tries to haggle him for answers over why. All Might reaches back out but- "Touch me again and I'm telling everyone you like to touch middle school boys, don't follow me too or I'll also tell them you like stalking middle school boys."

All Might couldn't do anything but watch as he walked away.

Prick. Thorn to his side, annoying. It should've ended there, three times he's tried and three times he failed. He'll try again but now... he just wants to get back home-

His ears ring from the explosion happening down town.

Is this fate?

Is he finally being given the chance to Rest In Peace? He ran over to the scene quickly and his eyes widen.

Katsuki.

Serves him right, prick.

Well, as much as he hates him truly, ( well no he doesn't hate him, he doesn't know quite what to feel about him but for now, that's the label he's going to put on him because it's his idea that has him searching for death and failing miserably ) he can't ignore the chance miss destiny had finally given him.

Explosion and fire is everywhere, he'll rush in like a good boy, maybe throw his bag at the guy, try to get Katsuki out, fail miserably and then die.

That sounds like a pretty good plan if he's ever heard one.

"You prick!" Izuku screams at the slugde, the sludge notices him and replies with as much enthusiasm,

"You bastard! I know that stench of rotten milk anywhere! Get over here! I'll kill you with this new toy I got!"

"Yeah?! Try me!" He jumped over the police line, ignoring the shouts and protests before he throws his bag at the fucker, hitting his eye, making it shriek, for a moment, Katsuki could breathe and Izuku tugs on his arm.

"Deku?! What the hell are you doing here?!"

"What the hell are you doing there?" He parroted back.

"Shut up you quirkless fuck! Stay away, do you want to die?!"

And oh boy, does he want to, before he can say anything, All Might is on the scene, punching the fucker away and he's stuck, holding Katsuki's hand as that was the previous thing he was trying to grab him out of.

All Might's grin is wide and bright and Izuku's never felt the need to run away more than he does right now-

"Where the hell do you think you're going?!" Katsuki growled, his hold on his hand tightening, and oh this would be so romantic and Izuku would be swooning except Katsuki was a big ass and All Might will soon be a big ass too- he punches Katsuki's face- the guy lets off a yelp before Izuku runs away.

Katsuki was stopped by the paramedics, All Might couldn't move much for some reason. Izuku swiftly escapes and ends up back at home.

He sighed.

Life is tough.