Alright... too get this thing started...

I'm sorry. For not updating.

A crisis has been happening to me.

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CRYSTAL WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

NO... I AM SERIOUS! 

WHENEVER I GET ONTO MY PC SHE KICKS ME OUT OF MY OWN ROOM.

LITERALLY!!!

YET, PEOPLE CALL ME ANNOYING!!

I THOUGHT SHE HAD TO CARE OF THINGS AT HER BORING DAYCARE JOB AND WORKING FOR THE PROFESSORS!!

CRYSTAL IS ACTING LIKE SHE IS FROM MY BOOKS!!

A FEW WEEKS AGO, I PLAYED A PRANK ON MY FRIENDS AND PRETENDED I LOST MY MEMORIES AND ABILITY TO SPEAK. JUST LIKE FROM MY BOOKS!

THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME WHEN I FLIRTED WITH THAT GUY. I CALL HIM BUTTERFLY NET BUT HIS NAME IS BUGSY, THE AZALEA  GYM LEADER.

PLEASE, PLEASE HELP MEE!

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Also... I might not update this book... at least until 2020 christmas time comes.

I'm sorry.

It's just... Crys dragged me out of my house so much that I could barely update.

I'm so so sorry.

RIP GOLD.

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