Edit from 9 days after writing this: yo I don't remember why I wrote this nor does this have ANY moral to it what so ever but she here, and I thought I should still share it for all to see.

It's late, I'm tired, so let's write about my sexual awakening when I was 9 oh boy.

So there I was, playing Mortal Kombat 9 with my stepbrother, purely because I wanted to beat him so bad because him being a tween along with my other brother they like to tease me about a lot of things, as long as I was better at one thing than them, I'd be satisfied.

So yeah, be me, a dumb chonky fuck who decides that she wanted to mix things up a lil, so she convinces my step brother to randomize our characters. Usually, I'd pick Cyrax and he picks reptile, but I believe I got Smoke or robotic sub zero, not sure, but one thing I remember clearly was my brother's randomized character; Mileena.

Yes, oh yes, that gross fucking teeth gremlin cannibal, she, was in fact, my first gay crush.

And at that very moment, when she came dancing out into the ring, wearing nothing but hospital bandages and homosexual undertones, it happened- the gay shit happened.

My brother quickly ended the game but the image of Mileena and her cute dumbass saying "let's dance" is still an iconic gay moment for me personally, and probably for others as well.

Six years later, I'm 15 and I just got Mortal Kombat X on sale (late I know), and low and behold, Mileena got cute as shit and actually has human lips now.

But best of all.

She got a girlfriend.

She's bisexual and I love her still.

Now I'm 16 and even gayer

In conclusion; My gaydar at 9 years old was very keen for its age and my first crush was a teeth goblin cannibal that murdered her step-sister's best friend and died to a swarm of bugs.

Thank you for your time.