Pandora: don't kill yourself-
Becca: *getting ready to hang herself* I MIGHT!!
Pandora: don't kill yourself, you're gonna ruin the trip-

*beep-*

Becca: welcome to physics!
Fawn: *accidentally sets something on fire and it shoots across to room*
Lucks: *screams*
Becca: HoLy MoThEr-

*beep*

User: What are you doing?
Ruby: dancing! *doing a little dance in the corner*
User: but there's no music!
Ruby: Oh... *stops*
User: *snorts*

*beep*

Becca: I have a banana peel on the ground and I'm gonna see if it's slippy like in the movies *proceeds to slip on banana peel and hit head harshly on the ground*

*beep*

Ginny: Toss me my machete
Hermione: *throws a dead person near Ginny*
Ginny: ...I said my machete
Hermione: I thought you said dinner!
Ginny: why the fuck would I say dinner-

*beep*

Brae: Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients like 0 grams of trans fat and oh my god cholesterol!

*beep*

Mentality: 420, what's your emergency?
Chara: there's someone in my house!
Mentality: ...I'm not in your house-
Chara: what?
Mentality: wait what?

*beep*  

Lillith: An avocado! Thanks!...

*beep*

Pandora: *slides down a ramp on a skateboard, looking up at Mentality holding a camera* good evening-

*beep*

Brae: wake up, it's Christmas!
Charlie: Hhhh
Brae: *goes downstairs, looking upstairs* wake up, it's Christmas!!
Charlie: *fucking jumps down the stairs, landing on his feet before running into the living room* santie claus!

*beep*

Charlie: Oh fuck, I left my phone in the car!! *looks at the shoes* uh... um... *puts on Ginny's high heels, quietly struggling to walk to the car in heels to retrieve his phone* 

*beep*

User: hey, come here
Raven: Why?
User: gotta talk to you!
Raven: ok..?
User: one day, you're gonna grow up and be a lady
Raven: one day, you're gonna be dead!
User: ...

*beep*

Brae: GINNY?
Ginny: *in her room, working on her laptop* YEAH?
Brae: GINNY?
Ginny: YEAH!?
Brae: GINNY?
Ginny: *runs downstairs* YEAH?! I SAID YEAH!!! 
Brae: love you!
Ginny: ...I hate you even more than dad... *goes upstairs, slamming the door shut*

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