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Becca: It was REALLY uneventful...
Pandora: *runs in* She kissed a girl!
Becca: No I didn't!
Pandora: Yes you did!
Becca: DID. NOT!
Pandora: did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did!
User: ahem, I can break this tie! *holds up a picture of her and Becca making out that Mentality took as she blushes* she totally did~

*beep* 

User: Maybe I'll be Tracer...
Starling: I'm already Tracer
User: What about the murderer?
Starling: I'm already the murderer!
User: Ha! Gotcha! Cuff her, boys!
Starling: No wait! No, I should've picked Widow Maker...

*beep* 

Chara at 1 AM: One two three, one two three drink *chugs a glass of rum*
Chara at 2 AM: One two three, one two three drink *chugs a glass of vodka*
Chara at 3 AM: ThRoW eM bAcK tIlL I aIn'T gOnNa StAhP *chugs a fucking bottle of rum*
Chara at 4 AM: *standing on the sofa* IIIIIIIIIIII GOOONNNAAAA SWIIINNNGGGG-

*beep*

Zora: ever look at someone and wonder... What is going on inside their head... *staring at User who was curled in a corner*
User's mind: *Rachel lets out unholy death screams as Mentality and Chara try to kill each other-*

*beep*

Ginny: The doorbell rings, I gotta get them inside... In my best little girl's voice, I'm calling "Hi! Come on in, I'm putting on my bikini!" Hah... And when the door shuts, that's when I let them see me! *turns to face you, her figure dripping with blood, blood coming from her eyes and mouth as she grips a bloody katana* *in a demonic-sounding voice* Hi there =)

*beep*

Pandora: Why do I need to keep telling you all.. I. AM. STRAIGHT! There's not a hint of gay in me!
Becca: *walks over, roughly kissing Pandora before rolling her eyes* Are you straight now?
Pandora: ...I change my mind, I'm bisexual now-

*beep*

*someone says something against LGBTQ+*
User: Too bad, I don't agree. So I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see and you caught something 'cause. *she twirled, herself appearing an outfit that was only pink, yellow and light blue, a crown on her head as she grinned, her gay aura intensifying* I'm the queen of the castle, get down you dirty rascal~

*beep*

Starling: *hums, strolling down an abandoned hospital* one, two, three, four, five, you think you can survive! Survive! *grins, seeing the shadow of her next victim* This is all a lie, 'cause your story ends tonight! *grabs the person by the neck, grinning widely with a sadistic giggle* tonight!

*beep*

Pandora: WHERE'S MY FUCKING KNIFE?!?
User: Dude, there are kids around. Say it in a better way.
Pandora: *twitches* May I ASSERTER the whereabouts of my fucking knife...?
User: ...Somehow even worse...

*beep*

Fawn: If you came here to kill me, clap your hands-
Starling: *punches the door twice*
Fawn: ...well that wasn't clapping your hands, that was more of a-
Starling: *punches the door before kicking it open*
Fawn: OOOOOHKAY, I'M SORRY!!!

*beep*

Mentality: crashing the party, guess they lost my invitation! *grins, twirling her knife* Friendly reminder, got my own kind of persuasion
Pandora: *chuckles, leaning on Mentality's arm as she spins a bloody axe* Looks like this place could use some misbehaviour~ Happily ever after with a little flavour~

*beep*

User: Wait a minute... Who aarrreee youuu..? *staring at Starling*
Starling: *grins* I am you-
User: WhAT-

*beep*

User: What would you do... If there was a child right in front of you...
Mentality: *dropkicks Raven*
User: yOu'Ve FaIlEd BeInG nIcE cLaSs-

*beep*

Mentality, in the mirror, as if reflecting User: And I can be so-
User, On the other side of the mirror, watching Mentality: Gross?
Mentality: huh?
User: Creepy?
Mentality: Well-
User: Ugly? 
Mentality: Hey!
User: Disgusting!
Mentality: Well, sure, but more importantly, the point is I can help! I'm in your corner!
User: I don't WANT you in my corner!
Mentality: And I could be the worst, of the best of the worst. We could be a team like the world has never seen but you've gotta free me! *slams her hands on the glass, staring at User*

*beep*

User, thinking she can eat the last piece of cake: I am... inevitable... *snaps fingers*
Riah: *pops head around the door* and I'm Kanya West-

*beep*

Ginny: can you stop?
Charlie: Stop what?
Ginny: BREATHING SO LOUDLY!
Charlie: WHAT?! THAT'S JUST HOW I BREATH!
Ginny: DAD!!! 
Demofell, about to fuck Brae: WHAT!?! 
Ginny: CHARLIE'S BREATHING LOUDLY ON PURPOSE!!!
Demofell: omg, CHARLIE STOP BREATHING!!!
Charlie: What? *snorts* ok- *holds breath*

*beep*

Becca: *visibly shaking* It's fine... I'm fine... Feeling my adrenaline... That's fine, I'm fine... I can keep away the voices safely from my swivel seat... A shadow's crawling on the wall, that's fine- *the power gets turned out* ...Uh oh-

*beep*

*Becca and User stood on a cliff, both of them looking over at the darkness underneath, held hands tightly together. They were trying to figure out if killing themselves or letting Frisk kill them would be easier as the human was on a genocide*
Becca: *voice clearly the deeper of the two* If I told you, this was only going to hurt...
User: *voice clearly the higher of the two* If I warned you, that the fire's gonna burn...
Becca: Would you walk in, would you let me do it first?
Both in harmony: Do it all, in the name of love...

*beep*

Pandora: Bitch, I'm the main attraction. Lights, camera, action *poses sexily, quite a bit of skin being shown*
Becca: *passes out from blood loss from a massive nosebleed at the sight*

*beep* 

User: if you're happy and you know it clap your hands *awkward silence* ...I expected better from all of you-

*beep-*