Mentality: go suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a mother fucking dicc-
Maniac, playing the piano: suck a dick, suck a huge or small dicc-

*wonky vegetables*

User: *rolls the dice* I go three places
Mentality, already on her seventeenth bottle of Insanity's wine: I play plus four
User:
User: this is monopoly mother fucker-

*blip-*

Evelyn: I dont even want to talk to her until I know for sure that she's gay!
Noire: I gotcha *walks up to Luna* excuse me? What colour lipstick are you wearing?
Luna: I don't wear lipstick, just chapstick.
Noire: oh, alright then!
Noire: *brushes past Evelyn* the big gay-

*blink blonk-*

Kaci: let me get this straight
Mentality: more like let me run something bi you
User: let's pan this out
Celina: let's ace-ess this situation
Ash:
Ash: I'm gay-

*bleop-*

Ash: I'm gay
Celina: I thought you were American
Ash: I'm AUSTRALIAN.
Celina: WELL WE ALL CAN'T HAVE PERFECT VINE REFERENCES ASH CORBIN MAZZOTTA!

*blink blonk*

*at new years*
Mentality: I'd like to make a toast
Mentality: I can't believe we've gone through another twelve months of absolute fuckery
Mentality: cheers boys.

*blop*

Ash: do you wanna know the reason why I'm gay?
Celina: err... no..?
Ash: it's because I'm a guy and I have a dick attached to me all the time. That means I'm constantly touching at least one dick.
Celina: that doesn't -
Ash: so I said, "Fuck it. If a duck's gonna be touching me 24/7  I may as well cash in on it."

*blep*

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