Maniac: Insanity, è meglio che tu mi dica dove hai messo le fottute caramelle o non ti lascerò scopare il culo per un mese!! (Insanity, you'd better tell me where you put the fucking candy or I won't let you fuck my ass for a month!!)
Insanity:
Insanity: Someone tell me what he's saying!!
Insanity: what the fuck is he saying!?
Insanity: dude, I don't speak spaghetti!!
Mentality: *fucking diesss laughing-*

*bop-*

Mentality: *smacks Insanity's ass harshly to the point he fell over the sofa*
Insanity: *moans loudly*
Mentality:
Insanity: that was an accident..
Mentality: no it wasn't-

*bop-*

Celina: do you guys wanna know the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
Addie: sure, what is it?
Celina: on a school bus, the little pricks are on the inside-

*bop-*

Insanity, playing a game on his phone: what's a six letter word for disappointment?
Kaci, currently controlling User: Rachel, Maniac, Elvira..
Insanity:
Insanity, slowly standing up: you ready to fucking  D I E ?
Kaci: ..shit-

*bop-*

User: Becca, tour room is a mess!
Becca: you should see my life-

*bop-*

Rachel: so what's it like dating Spite?
Sabrina: well, he once asked me for a glass of water when I was mad at him. I gave him a cup of ice and told him to just wait..
Sabrina: he just grabbed the ice out the cup and started to eat it with the angriest look on his face. I have never been more terrified and attracted to him as much as I was then-

*bop-*

Maniac: why would I fuck a demon? *nods at Mentality* Simple; the status. Imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell. They're all crying, scared to death, and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. Legendary.
Rachel: its three am, what the fu-
Becca: no
Becca: continue, you have a point

*bop-*

Becca, after trying to commit suicide as she played uno with Reaper: you call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from the Gods-
Reaper:
Reaper: bro, what the fu-

*bop-*

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