Becca: I'm 1930s America
User: ...explain...
Becca: The Great Depression-
User: B-BeccA NO-

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User: We have a mating call in this house!
Becca: Oh?
User: Yep, listen! *turns her head to the stairs* Oh fuck yes~!
Lucks: *insert loud moans*
Becca:
Becca: This is why I don't live here anymore-

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Pandora: I need you to be straight with me, Noire.
Noire, a lesbian: That's going to be extremely difficult for me...

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Mentality: can you pass the pepper?
Chara: what's the magic word?
Mentality:
Mentality: *starts chanting in Spanish*
Chara: OH GOD, JUST TAKE IT-

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Ginny: can you pass the salt?
Brae, without missing a beat: can you pass your classes
Ginny: ...too much salt-

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Becca, in jail: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
User, a prison guard outside Becca's cell: What you have, Becs, is the right to remain silent. What you lack, is there capacity.
Becca: 😶

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