Would you look at that? Today is the day I came into this world. The day I came out of my mother's v-

Evan: We don't need to know that shit! But its true, FiFi's birthday is today. She's turning a age older!

Let's see what's going to change about me! I'm still going to be a retard, I'm still a little bitch, I'm a crazy fuck, and stupid. What do you know? I'm still going to be me!

Evan: Do you feel any different Fi?

No! Not at all!

Evan:..... Well shit!

Why should I feel any different? I'm only 14 now.

Evan: But its a good thing!

How?

Evan: Your getting older! I'm proud of my little Fox! *hugs me*

I- I can't- breath- E- Evan!

Evan: Oh! Sorry! *stops hugging me*

*coughing* Its okay. Just, don't do that again.

Evan: Okay.

So yeah, I'm 14 now.... Yay. And I will celebrate this alone cause I don't do anything for my birthday.  I know, it sucks. But at least I have wildcat throwing up rainbows for my birthday gift.

Thanks Tyler! Anywho, You can say happy birthday if you want. I don't care. This Little Fox Is Out Of Here!!!!