1: dabbing

2: "your mom"

3: "lit" "g8 m8" "8/8 no h8" and phrases like that

4: when people say they're gay just to fit in with the emo people

just embrace that you're straight 

be who you are

[insert other motivational quotes]

5: everything else that exists

my sister:

"no h8 m8 i r8 8/8 would get triggered again ha lol i'm so funny i'm also gay yeah i fit in with you now"

//long pause

*dabs*

*she's thinking: did i annoy her yet?*

me: FUCK YOU BITCH *shoots multiple times*

her demonic ghost: SUCCESSSSSS *falls into hell*

i sit there feeling happy and trigger-happy

get it?

TRIGGER-happy?

HAHA IM SO PUNNY