(Pirate Au! Based off the song Anne Bonny by Karliene)

Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway

Oh I’ll tell you a tale of a pirate queen
A she-wolf who reigned the Caribbean Sea
With a pistol-a-ready and a cutlass keen
The villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway

Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway

Born in the Isles scandalously
Bastard daughter
To a prosperous general
Shunned suitor and society
For the love of a pirate boy

So a gladiator and our Diamond Castaway
Passioned lovers
Villainous plunderers
Sailed off for a life of piracy
On his ship, The Goddess , Ahoy

Oh I’ll tell you a tale of a pirate queen
A she-wolf who reigned the Caribbean Sea
With a pistol-a-ready and a cutlass keen
The villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway

Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway

But this was the 18th century
Where men make knives
And women make wives
So Anne disguised herself to be
A deadly pirate boy

Oh she plundered and murdered and raided the sea
With canons roaring
Pistols warring
She ravaged galleons mercilessly
Oh Diamond Castaway

Then a fellow pirate caught a glance
Her naked chest
A woman’s breast
So she drew her cutlass and took a stand
To be Diamond the Pirate Queen

Oh I’ll tell you a tale of a pirate queen
A she-wolf who reigned the Caribbean Sea
With a pistol-a-ready and a cutlass keen
The villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway

Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway

And that’s when Diamomd met Soveriegn
A pirate siren
Female tyrant
Together they terrorised the sea
A buccaneering team

Oh they plundered and murdered and raided the sea
With canons roaring
Pistols warring
They ravaged galleons mercilessly
Diamond and Soveriegn

On October 1720
Gold they struck
So the boys got drunk
An easy opportunity
For a ship of Royal marines

Diamond and Soveriegn fought alone
With cutlass flying
Pistols firing
They fought hard for their ocean throne
But lost their victory

And so the crew were captured
Thrown in prison
Death by hanging
But Diamond Castaway was pardoned
For her belly held a child

So she paid her gladiator a visit
And this she said
With no tear shed

‘If you had fought like a man
You wouldn’t be about to die like a dog”

And she turned on her heel
Walked out of the door
And vanished
Into legend

Oh I’ll tell you a tale of a pirate queen
A she-wolf who reigned the Caribbean Sea
With a pistol-a-ready and a cutlass keen
The villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway

Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway
Villainous, infamous Diamond Castaway