Sehun cringed as he looked to the side, trying to avoid baekhyun doing his business, his hand so close to Baekhyuns dick, due to the handcuffs.

Baekhyun hummed a tune as he peed, singing from here and there.

"Are you done yet?" Sehun scoffed.

"Yep!"

Baekhyun zipped up his pants, causing to drag sehuns wrist to move as well.

"God, Baekhyun, I'm already fucking tired of this! I can't take it anymore! I need these cuffs off!" Sehun yelled. "We don't have the key, Sehun...." Baekhyun recalled. "Well, let's just chop them off." Sehun suggested, dragging Baekhyun into the kitchen and taking out a large butcher knife out of the knife block.

Baekhyun yelped. "You are not putting that thing near my wrist, goddamnit!" He squeaked. "Too bad, shorty! I want these stupid ass things off."

Without warning, Sehun brought the knife up, the slamming them down on the chain of the handcuffs that connected the two rings.

Baekhyun squinted at the impact, then slowly opening his eyes come Sehun was done. Looking at their wrists, they were still handcuffed together.

"What?!" Sehun scoffed, "I have to go to a meeting today! I can't miss it, and I can't go with you attached to me!" Sehun hissed. "Well, that's too bad. I guess you'll have to call in sic—" "today you have to act as my clingy boyfriend, okay?"

"What?" Baekhyun furrowed his brows. "We're basically fake dating, anyway, so let's just pretend that I'm bringing my 'fiancé' to work with me, and you happen to be super clingy and never stop holding my hand. That way, it's harder to tell that we're handcuffed. It'll just look like we're holding hands, Okay?" Sehun explained. "Yeah, Okay."

———

As they stepped out of sehuns rolls Royce, hand in hand, the security guards opened the door for the two, bowing at them.

"Good morning Sehun, I have your c-coffee ready, no sugar, no milk, no honey, it's black just how you like it, s-sir." A woman ran towards her boss, stuttering nervously as she handing the coffee to Sehun.

Nodding, Sehun reached for the cup with both of his hands, this, of course, made Baekhyuns hand raise too, making the worker furrow her brows, confused.

Sehun chuckled nervously, placing his right hand down and grabbing it with his left, the hand where he wasn't attached to Byun fucking Baekhyun.

The woman continued to stare, studying the two. "What the fuck are you waiting for?! Leave!" Sehun growled, shewing her away. She flinched a bit, nodding repetitively as he ran off.

Baekhyun made no comment, continuing to look in-front of him as they headed towards the elevator.

"You don't have to be so mean to your worker..." Baekhyun mumbled as they stood beside each other in the elevator. Sehun looked over at him. "Excuse me?" He raised a brow. "She was just trying to do her job!" Baekhyun raised his voice a little.

Sehun wasn't pleased. Sighing, the boy used his free hand to push Baekhyun against the wall in the elevator, eyes on the boy below him. "Don't tell me how to run my office, baek." He warned, Baekhyun pouting angrily.

Sehun leaned it closer, whispering in Baekhyuns ear. "Don't get on my bad side, sweetheart." Sehun spoke huskily, making chills run all over Baekhyuns body.

"S-Sehun..."

"What is this?!" A woman's voice squeaked from the elevator door.

The two pulled away from each other, looking at the girl who appeared to be Yoona.

"Yoona! Darling..." Sehun chuckled nervously, rubbing his nape with his free hand.

"Who's this?" She scoffed, looking towards Baekhyun.

"Uh, this is the friend I told you about. You know, the one I've been living with...?" He smiled. "Right... Anyway, I came to visit you, I brought you some scones, butlike I also need your credit card please baby." She whimsied, tracing his finger along her boyfriends suit, making Baekhyun cringe.

"Sure, babe." Sehun  sighed, fishing out his black card and handing it to his girlfriend. "Thanks babe," she pecked his lips quickly before heading back into the elevator, Baekhyun and Sehun were already out of the elevator, on the floor they aimed to be on.
"Bye, love." She blew a kiss before the elevator door closed.

You could almost see the fake smile of hers drop once the elevator door was opened by only an inch...

Baekhyun started to burst out into laughter.

"What?" Sehun hissed.

"Your girlfriend is a total fake!" He tsked. "What??"

"A gold digger. You know, uses you for your mone—" "I know what a gold digger is, baek. I've been with her for 2 years, I know she's not a gold digger." He explained.

"Yeah, but I bet all she's been doing throughout those years is taking your money, and cheating on you. Plus, I know you cheat on her a lot, too. You guys aren't even dating." Baekhyun chuckled. Sehun grew irritated. "Not true, shorty." He scoffed.

"It's true, you know it is." He giggled.

Before Sehun could speak again, a man came in front of the 'couple.' "Sehun, sir, the meeting is happening in five, wil— is this your husband?" The man asked suddenly, looking at Baekhyun. "Fiancé, yes," he corrected, "He's quite the clingy one." Sehun chuckled, clearing his throat.

"Nice, I'm afraid he can't enter the meeting room with us, t—" "I'm afraid he can, actually. And he will. My commands. Do you understand?" Sehun smiled cheekily.

"But sir-"

"Do you understand?" He asked more harshly.

"Y-yes, sir."

——

They sat at a long table, discussing business and such.

"Psst! Sehun!" Baekhyun whisper-yelled. Sehun ignored the boy the first two times, but once Baekhyun hit sehuns arm and whispered again, Sehun finally spoke. "What."

"I'm hungry! And I'm so freakin bored, I could die." He groaned, slumping in his chair.

"Then die." Sehun shrugged, focusing back on the speaker.

Baekhyun scoffed, furrowing his brows. "Pleaseee~ I haven't eaten all day! I need food, Sehun!" The younger whined, making sehun loose his mind. "Baek, I swear to god, shut the hell up." He hissed.

"Sehun, please!" Baekhyun groaned, Sehun knowing Baekhyun wouldn't shut up unless he got his way.

"Excuse me," Sehun huffed, getting up from his chair and taking Baekhyun out of the meeting room.

Sehun dragged Baekhyun into the empty lunch room, closing the door behind them. He began to dig in the fridge, tossing out a sandwich and giving it to the younger. "Here. That's my lunch, so be thankful." Sehun growled. "Dope. Thanks."

Sehun sat down, chin resting on the palm of his hand as he tiredly watched and waited for Baekhyun to finish his sandwich.

"Hey— do you have any water?" Baekhyun asked with a stuffed mouth, smiling.

"Yeah, right over there," Sehun pointed towards a large glass of water, surrounded by three smaller glasses, for you to pour the water from the bigger cup into the smaller ones.

"Thank you Sehun!" Baekhyun gushed, grabbing both sides of the olders face with his both hands, kissing sehuns cheek for a good five seconds.

Right as Baekhyun was doing this friendly act, of course, Yoona stepped inside.

"Oh my god, I'm so tired of people thinking I stole your credit card or some shit. The dumbasses at Nordstrom we're questioning it and they didn't believe me when I said I was your girlfriend— um, what's going on here?" She interrupted herself to check out the scene.

Baekhyun made sure not to pull his lips apart from sehuns cheek, making sure the devil girl would see.

After another two seconds, Baekhyun finally pulled away, smirking as he enjoyed the woman's reaction. "What even!" She squeaked, scoffing. "Yoona, babe- it's not what it looks like!" Sehun tried to explain. "Okay, Sehun, Who actually is this?!"

"He's my fr-" "I'm his husband actually." Baekhyun interrupted sehuns answer with his own.

Yoona stood there, jaw dropped, as she screamed at the top of her lungs.

Both Sehun and Baekhyun squeezed their eyes closed at this, surprised at the sudden action.

"Well- Fine! I already bought a car with your stupid credit card, so, HA." she spat. Sehun scoffed. "Yoona—" "I don't care. Have fun with your gay lover. I'll find someone else." She hissed, and that's when Sehun officially stoped caring. "Alright. I'll be taking my card back, now, yoona." Sehun smiled. Yoona scoffed, throwing the black card at sehuns head and crossing her arms. "Fine. Have it back. I never actually liked you anyway. You're just a ditz with a credit card." She scoffed, slamming the door and storming off.

Sehun raised his brows, a bit hurt.

"Why the fuck did you say that, baek?!" Sehun barked, angry. "Hey, I'm sorry, I just didn't think it was good to be in a relationship with her. I mean, she said it herself. She was basically using you for your money." Baekhyun explained slowly, Sehun nodding. "Yeah, whatever." He sighed.

Just then, a male opened the door to the lunch room, surprised to see the two together. "Ah! Boss, we need you in the meeting room." The male spoke.

"Yeah, Okay, I know, crush." Sehun stood up, along with Baekhyun. "Crush...? Is that his name?" Baekhyun whispered to Sehun. "Well, that's not his real name, we just call him that, I don't know his real name, and I don't care to know his real name." Sehun explained.

"Nice to meet you, you must be sehuns..." Crush looked at the two. "Boyfriend?" He asked.

"Y-" baekhyun cut Sehun off. "No." Baekhyun replied, smiling cutely.

Crush nodded, grabbing Baekhyuns hand lightly and brining it up to his lips to kiss. Crush lifted up the hand attached to sehuns hand, due to the handcuffs, of course. He furrowed his brows, examining the handcuffs. "Huh, that's odd. How'd that get there?" He chuckled.

Baekhyun replied for them. "We honestly don't know." He giggled, lost in crush's eyes.

"You're funny. I like you." Crush chuckled, placing Baekhyun- and sehuns hands down.

Sehun cringed, "guys, we should get back into the meeting room." He broke the silence. "That we should. " crush agreed, grabbing Baekhyuns free hand and leading him out of the room, Sehun being dragged behind them.

Baekhyun blushed a bit, grinning.

———