Okay I'm running outta number titles! ANY SUGGESTIONS WOULD BE LOVED AND CARED FOR DEEPLY! I NEED FUNNY NAMES FOR CHAPTERS ;-;

AND FUNNY NAMES FOR CHARACTERS. I'M RUNNING OUT. LIKE TIN FOIL MAN AND MOUNTAIN DEW.

... Sorry about the last chapter, I wanted to get it up and I didn't wanna continue it from there. AKA, I wanted to get rid of it as fast as I can because I'm too lazy to write more.

Yep. That's the kinda author I am. Well, not completely. I also had some homework, and an orthodontist appointment. But I rushed my homework and didn't do anything after my appointment so that was null and void.

BUT I GOT NEW SOCKS! TWO PAIRS OF BATMAN AND ONE OF HARLEY QUINN :D

Hm... That's all my rambling for now, I think...

OH WAIT: The winners for the voting are...

AT THE END OF THIS CHAPTER ;)

NO REGURTS!

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"Wait wait wait wait!" Knucklehead in Shining Armor said as he waved his hands around wildly when I finished my story. I raised an eyebrow at his rudeness. Who does he think he is, being all rude to the guy who helped fight off the Squid Army!

"You honestly expect us to believe that you did all of that? Super soldiers from the 20s, I can believe. Dr. Mean Green Hitting Machine, I can understand. Norse gods, I'm loosely believing it. But fighting the Earth, being deaged to ten from seventeen, went through literal Hell, and all of that other shit? Yeah, no, even I find that kinda hard to believe," Tin Foil Man said with a small laugh.

I looked over to Steve and Mr. Green, finding their shocked, concerned and a little confused expressions hilarious. Although, I do feel bad for Steve. He's a pure Christian even after learning about Norse Gods... I'd rather not think about his thoughts on Greek Gods.

Bruce... I'm pretty sure he's gonna have a heart attack from all this information that literally changes everything everyone has ever known about science.

I looked back towards Tony, about to give him a much snarky, very witty comeback at him, if Thor hadn't walked in with the Na-Terminator and her crony.

"DO NOT DISBELIEVE IN YOUNG PERSEUS, MAN OF IRON!" Thor boomed, causing me to wince since he was right next to me. Macin-Tasha and Bird Boy were stone faced, being their super-trained-bad-ass-ninja-assassin-super-spy-selves. Thor definitely told them. I can tell. BECAUSE I'M PSYCHIC! Ha, no, not really. I'm just guessing. And if I'm wrong... Well... I didn't bet any money so it's fine! ^^

"wAIT!? He's telling the truth!?" Bony Tony asked with wide, disbelieving eyes. I pouted/sulked. He didn't expect the truth? I'll show him truth...

"I SLEPT WITH A TEDDY BEAR UNTIL I WAS ELEVEN. I SOLD CANDY IN MY DORM ROOM IN YANCY ACADEMY. I MADE THAT HURRICANE IN FLORIDA. I FLOODED THOSE THREE SCHOOLS. I STOLE CANDY FROM CANDY STORES BECAUSE MORTALS DON'T TAKE DRAMCHAS. I ACTUALLY LIKE THE COLOR RED BETTER THAN GREEN, BUT BLUE IS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE. I HAVEN'T TAKEN A BATH IN 4 WEEKS. MY SIDE IS STILL SORE. I'M B-" my tirade was cut off by Tony throwing his hand over my mouth. My eye twitched.

I licked his hand with a lot of slobber, causing him to make a disgusted noise as he yanked his hand away from my mouth as if it was on fire.

"Can it, Coral Skull. Steve is having an existential crisis over in the corner and I'm trying to get past the whole 'I fought the incarnation of the Earth.' deal," Tony said as he wiped his hand on my shirt sleeve. I glared at the playboy, baring my teeth.

I glanced over to Steve, seeing him lying down with wide eyes as his brain slowly processed Greek Gods. Oh, gods, this was gonna take forever for them to accept...

I pursed my lips as Thor slapped me heartily on my back, tears springing to my eyes as his meaty hand slapPED MY BACK OW!

"YES, YOUNG PERSEUS," Cue wince, "IS QUITE THE YOUNG WARRIOR, IS HE NOT!?" I slid away from Thor as unnoticeably as possible, but I'm pretty sure Clintasha saw me, and Bruce propped up an eyebrow. I smiled widely at him, trying to look as innocent as possible. That only made his expression more exasperated than anything.

"Not as cool as me, though, right?" Tony asked with an easygoing smirk, apparently getting past this mountain of life changing info with ease. I flicked my eyes over to Steve, making sure he didn't pass out or anything, and saw him slowly sitting up with an exhausted and defeated expression.

"Dude, you fly around in a tin foil suit that shoots laser beams. I can use most weapons, except for a bow, can heal myself by nibbling on a lemon square, and I can control water. I'm pretty sure I'm cooler," I said with a smirk as Tony adopted a shocked expression that quickly morphed into one of playful anger.

"Oh yeah, well you're-"

"Under arrest for several admitted acts of terrorism," Director Pirate said as the elevator door opened up. I grimaced, inching my way towards the door. Note to self: NEVER TELL THE TRUTH AGAIN!

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AND THAT'S THAT! I'm pretty sure this is longer than the last one, though still short. Sorry, my Crumbs, but I'm just not feeling 110% right now...

Well, that's all my Crumbs, GOODBYE!

Okay, I know you all read the top part. THE PAIRINGS FOR THIS STORY ARE:

Percy Loner.

Clintasha.

Pepperony.

OKAY, NOW FOR SURE I AM SAYING GOODBYE MY CRUMBS!

AND REMEMBER: WEIRD NAMES FOR NUMBERS, LIKE HOMONYMS OR SOMETHING, FOR CHAPTER NAMES ARE MUCH APPRECIATED, MUCH LOVED.

AND I'D ALSO LIKE AVENGERS NICKNAMES. I'M REUSING NAMES AND ACTUALLY CALLING THEM BY THEIR REAL NAME! THIS IS CHAOS AT IT'S WORST!

Okay, but for real, my Crumbs, goodbye!