I opened my eyes, and immediately shut them again. Darn light. I slowly opened my eyes, letting them adjust to the light that was being emphasized by the amount of white in my room. White walls, white door, white bed, white ceiling! Everything was too white! I growled at that before glaring at the camera in the corner of the room.

"I have rights! You can't just put me somewhere without asking for my consent, especially when I was just peacefully sleeping like a ten year old hobo in Central Park!" I said, mad at them. Then a thought hit me. "Unless you're an orphanage, then I guess that's okay, but you don't even know if I have a mother or not!" I said, attempting and failing miserably at trying not to flinch at the thought of my mom.

I got no answer, so I decided to wait patiently for them to hurry up and do something. I gave up on that after fifteen seconds. I started tapping my fingers, fiddling with the hem of my shirt, humming a song, and at one point I sang a little bit of P!ATD, before the door opened up to reveal a man with an eyepatch. His name is now forever Pirate.

"Hello. My name is Director Fury of SHIELD, and you need to come with me," Pirate - sorry, Director Pirate - said before turning and leaving. I blinked before following him, asking a million questions a second.

"Am I in trouble? Is this about the Golden Gate Bridge? Because that was only partially my fault. Or is this about that Walmart in Kentucky? Because that was entirely my fault. Can I work to pay off the damage? Or is it about that road in Washington? Or the schools I floo- I mean the schools that I had nothing to do with the flooding of? There were no casualties! Or maybe it was that hurricane in Florida..." I mumbled that last part as we stopped at a room labeled "Interrogation." Fury entered and sat down at a chair and motioned for me to sit at the one opposite him. There was a table in between us and a one way mirror on one of the walls. I stared out the window, sensing five people behind it, thanks to the fact that I felt their water molecules. I waved at them before sitting down.

But as soon as I did, metal clamps shut around my wrists, ankles and stomach. I blanched, because I realized what was about to happen next. It was just like that place. Director Pirate just might be Mrs. Dodds in disguise...

"Alright, what's your name?" Fury asked. I blinked, before sighing in relief. Luckily, they weren't monsters. But I should have been more careful, instead of sleeping in Central Park, free for all of the monsters to come and eat me.

"Percy! I mean, it's actually something else, but that name's too much of a mouthful, so I decided to just be called Percy, " I answered, giving them a giant smile.

"Full name, kid," Director Eyepatch said, glaring at me. I almost laughed out loud. Compared to the glares that I've seen from both gods and monsters alike, that was nothing.

"Call that a glare? I can do a better one!" I said, before giving him a small glare. Small to me, really scary compared to him. He just rolled his eyes before glaring at me harder.

"You see? I knew that you could do better! Have a candy bar," I said, before giving him a Hundred Grand Bar. He looked incredulous that I had gotten out of the metal clamps. I giggled before leaning back, propping my feet up on the table.

"This is fun! You wanna be my friend? Or not. We could be equal parties, because you definitely don't want to be my enemy," I said.

"Are you threatening me, kid?" Director Pirate of SHIELD asked. I shrugged.

"Take it as you want to take it. I could or could not be." Pirate left, a vein bulging from his forehead. I looked at him leave, before walking over to the one way mirror. I waved at them, a smile on my face. One of them waved back, but a girl had whacked him on the back of his head. I shrugged before sitting back down on the chair Fury was sitting in. Mine still had the clamps on them. And his was a spinny office chair! I twirled around in it before a man came in. He had brown hair that was graying, and soft brown eyes. He was wearing a lab coat and was holding a clipboard and pen. I smiled at him, waving as I continued to spin in circles, giggling like mad. The man sighed before grabbing the chair to stop it. I allowed him to.

"Okay, Percy, my name's Bruce Banner," Bruce said, then looked confused when I didn't do anything but smile back. Confused and relieved. I guess that he's always been shunned since he could turn into a giant green rage monster when mad. Nico can do something much worse, though. He raises the dead to hold me down and eats blue cookies in front of me! ;-;

"I'm here to give you a psychology test. When I say a word, you say the first thing that comes to mind, okay?" Bruce asked. I nodded with a small smile still on my face. Toying with mortals is fun! Sorta, but I've got to be the innocent framed little kid, or else he'll know that I actually did destroy that road. And that Walmart. And those three schools. Wow. I've done a lot of damage. Did he say something? He's looking at me expectedly. Like, intensely. Do I have something in my face? No, his expectancy means he said something.

"Oh, I'm sorry, can you say that again, Mr. Bruce?" I asked. He smiled and nodded.

"Blue."

"Cookies!" He wrote that down on his clipboard.

"Red."

"Blood." Bruce repeated this process.

"Terrorism."

"9/11."

"Explosion"

"Fun." I said. Hey, blowing stuff up is a bit fun when it doesn't cause any mortal or demigod casualties. He paused slightly, frowning some before writing this down.

"Death," Bruce said. I felt my smile drop slightly.

"My fault." He looked at me for a second before writing that down.

"Hell."

"Him," I said, failing to contain a shudder. Bruce looked concerned for a second.

"Hate."

"Her," I said, still smiling, but with a small murderous gleam in my sea green eyes.

"Love."

"Dead," I said, my voice catching a little. Dam these ten year old emotions mixed with my teenage ones! It makes my emotions ten times as strong. Or something. I dunno I'm not a doctor, ask Apollo when he's not spouting horrid haikus. Bruce nodded.

"Okay, Percy, I think that's enough for today. Tony will be here to test your mental capabilities in a second, okay?" Bruce said before walking out. I sniffled a bit, my mind still caught on Annabeth. Her golden princess curls, the gleam in her gray eyes, her voice that made me feel better just by hearing it. I heard a cough, and quickly wiped my eyes once I realized that I was crying. I smiled at the man who had entered, trying my best to look jolly. He had brown hair and brown eyes, too, but his eyes were darker and more sad. He looked as if he always tried to hide the pain with humor. Like Leo.

"Hello, kid, my name's Tony Stark," he said, looking at me as if he expected me to kiss the very ground he walked on. He pouted when I didn't. "No recognition? I've been on TV for, like, everything major that's happened in the last 2 years! I'm Iron Man, I use reusable energy sources, I own Stark Industries, I made an AI! You want an autograph now?" I shook my head.

"Sorry, Mr. Tony, but no," I said. He sighed before looking at me with the saddest kicked puppy look. I shook my head. He grumbled something about 'kids these days.'

"Anyways, I need to test your smartness. So, here's a problem sheet that I copied off the internet." Tony passed me a paper with math problems on it. It was front and back. I groaned, before giving him my famous baby seal eyes. He smirked.

"Sorry, Mr. Percy, but no," he said before giving me a pencil. I sighed before starting to work. And by 'work,' I mean I doodled a picture of the Hulk beating up Iron Man. I smiled once the timer that had been set for twenty minutes went off and I handed it to Tony. He glared at me before picking up his stuff and leaving. After a second I heard someone start laughing behind the one way mirror, before Tony told him to "Shut up, Katniss."

I waited for a bit more before I started playing with the pencil Tony forgot to pick up. I used it as a 'sword,' swinging it back and forth before accidentally letting it go with my tiny ten year old hands. The pencil flew up before landing on my head.

"Ow," I murmured, picking up the pencil that had landed on the floor. I paused for a second, hearing someone enter the room. When I stood back up, I saw Fury staring back at me. I jumped back with a startled yelp, clutching my chest.

"Don't do that! You could have given me a heart attack! You want the death of a little boy by your creepiness on your shoulders?" I asked, overreacting. I smirked when I saw a vein bulge from his forehead, before quickly hiding it behind a smile.

"I've come to attempt another interrogation. I'll ask a few questions, and all I need is for you to answer honestly. Okay?" I nodded with a gigantic smile on my face. This was gonna be fun!

"Who are you?" Fury asked. I shrugged.

"Some people call me Percy. But I also go by Flynn Rider, the Easter Bunny, and The Most Awesomest Boy on Earth," I said, before bursting out in giggles. Fury looked murderous for a second, but decided to just glare, and not attempt to murder me.

"When were you born?" Fury asked. I shrugged.

"Um... August 18, definitely... But I don't know the year. Sorry!" I said. This will leave them wondering.

"Are you crazy?" Fury asked, dead serious. I felt the light in my eye dim a bit.

"I could say, 'If crazy = genius,' making an amazing reference, but I think I'll answer truthfully. That's what I'm supposed to do, right?" Cue Fury's head nod.

"Well, then, yes. I suppose I am crazy. But all the best people are," I said, smiling a little at the reference. Fury looked questionable for a moment, before moving onto the next question.

"Are you human?" Fury asked. I froze for about two seconds, before giggling.

"What kind of question is that? Of course I'm human!" I said, smiling largely. Fury noticed that I was lying, though, and narrowed his eye.

"I'm going to ask again; what are you?" he asked. I rubbed the back of my neck.

"Um... Let's skip this question, shall we?" I said, hoping that he'd just give up. But, of course, Tyche wasn't on my side today.

"One last time before I force you. What. Are. You?" Fury asked. My eyes widened, before I adopted baby seal eyes.

"You'd hurt a ten year old boy?" I asked, before putting on an evil smirk and laughing cruelly. I decided to freak them out. That's always better than the alternative; having them find out. My plan worked, as Fury took a double take at my sudden change in character, before hiding it behind an stone mask of indifference.

"Sadly, that is illegal. No, I meant using a truth serum." We had a little glare off, me winning by a landslide.

"Sorry, but I don't want anything to come out of my mouth that I don't want to, you stupid mortal," I said, and then threw the pencil I was still holding at him, catching him off guard. Nonetheless, he still hit it to the side, but it was too late for him to realize that I had jumped at the one way mirror, shattering it to pieces, and scaring the absolute Hades out of the people behind it. I giggled as I landed in a roll to have my shoulder absorb the impact. I jumped up and ran out the door that connected the door to the hallway. I took off down the hallway, taking a sharp turn left as I heard them all following behind me. I tore down the hallway, and stopped to curse my luck when I saw that it was a stupid dead end. The mortals were too close to turn back, so I did the only reasonable thing I could. I ran into the nearest room and locked the door. It was an empty bathroom, with stalls. I ran into one of the stalls, locking that too.

Not too soon after that, I heard people banging on the door. When they couldn't open the door, they just knocked it off it's hinges.

"Hey, kid, come out! We aren't gonna hurt you." I heard Tony's voice call. I peered through the gigantic crack in the stall. I saw and heard them opening each stall door. I gulped, before realizing that I could just mist travel. Duh. I concentrated before feeling that familiar pull in my gut. I mist traveled right as the opened the stall that I was in, all of our eyes widening, but for different reasons. Hopefully the Mist can cover this up. I had lost my concentration, and ended up mist traveling outside the wall. Outside. And just to remind you, I'm in a tower, about a hundred feet in the air.

"Hades!" I said as I fell down fast, the ground quickly approaching. I felt my mid raced as I tried to think of a way out of this, before I remembered. A few of the gods that blessed me allowed me the power to turn into their animal symbol. Aphrodite was one of them. Her symbol's a dove.

I concentrated on becoming a dove as I fell fast, and when I next opened my eyes, I was a dove. I opened my wings and flapped hard. I glided down some more before flying in a different direction, towards Central Park. I decided to stay as a dove. The mortals wouldn't be able to tell that it was me.

As I fluttered down towards a tree to nap in (I just mist traveled and transformed into a dove, and I'm ten, so back off.), I saw a lake. I am pretty thirsty, I thought as I landed and looked at the lake. I saw my reflection, and I noticed that I didn't look like a regular dove. Instead of being white, I was the same color as my hair, a pitch black, and had sea green eyes. I basically looked like a raven, except with a different build. I shrugged, nobody's going to notice me, anyway. Mortals were always looking down at their phones to do notice that a dove looks like a raven.

Any who, I was drinking my water peacefully when I heard a large crack of thunder, which scared the Hades out of me, causing me to choke on my water.

Who insulted Drama Queen this time? I thought as I looked at where the lightning had struck. Oh, never mind. It's just Thor. I rolled my eyes. The Norse god of thunder was almost as dramatic as the Greek one. I actually met him a few days before I made my wish, which was a week after the war. We met in a meeting between Earth's gods and Asgard's gods.

I flew up to a branch before closing my eyes to take a quick nap.

When I next woke up, I was staring deep into the eyes of a certain Norse god. I cawed before jumping back, transforming back into my original form. Which made me fall backwards off the branch I was napping on. I groaned as I hit the ground. The sound of several guns being cocked was heard. I quickly jumped up into a defensive stance and observed my surroundings. Six people were there, not including me and Thor. Three of them I knew as Fury, Bruce and Tony. Thor looked surprised to see me. I nodded at him.

"Hey, Thor, you scared the falafel out of me. Do you know it's not nice to wake up a sleeping dove?" I asked as I stretched my aching muscles. I heard that annoying voice I hoped I never had to hear again ask Thor a question.

"How do you know this terrorist, Thor?" Fury asked. I glared at him, before smiling an innocent smile while sticking my tongue out at him.

"We met at Comicon, actually. He had on this really cool Inuyasha outfit. I was wearing a cat outfit. And, might I say, I was the cutest person there," I said, striking a cat pose before giggling like mad.

"Young Perseus," cue wince,"I did not know that the magical Midgardian terrorist I had to apprehend was you," Thor said, eyes still wide in disbelief. I rolled my eyes.

"Yeah, well, I got into a lot of trouble after I was healed. Anyways, how did you find me? I thought I played a pretty convincing dove," I said, pouting at the end. Thor shook his head.

"I had not tracked it. The Midgardians said something about tracking your D and A to this tree. I had to fly up here to get you, for the team we have gathered did not have a ladder, and we didn't want to lose you while grabbing one," Thor explained in his booming voice. I blinked before tilting my head to the side, like a confused Mrs. O'Leary, except not nearly as heavy.

"Tracking DNA? I don't even want to know. Oh, and hey," I said, addressing the confused Fury, Tony, Bruce and three others,"Why do I need to be arrested? Can't I just have Thor swear on my behalf? Oh! And after that we can go get some icecream! I call blueberry!" I said, jumping up and down excitedly.

"I have a better idea. If you join the Avengers, I'll clean your record of all the terrorist acts you have committed," Fury said. I froze, before smiling innocently.

"If I can have icecream in the end, I'm all for it!" I said, hopping up and down before looking at the three other people. I think I knew who was who. Well, I knew Black Widow/Natasha was the girl, and I think the buff blond was Steve/Captain America. The last one had to Clint/Hawkeye, by default.

"Okay, Thor, do you swear on Percy's behalf that he's a loyal and trustworthy ally?" Fury asked. Thor swore, and so I became an Avenger.

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OKAY! THAT'S CHAPTER THREE! HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY! XD I'M RUSHING THIS!