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oscar 🙄

oscar 🙄
how's that playlist treating you so far?

maia
pretty well

maia
it's been on repeat for awhile actually
i like it a lot

oscar 🙄
glad to hear that 😁

oscar 🙄
how about i get into a bit
of your music taste as well?

maia
hmmm

maia
one sec

maia is typing...

maia
well idk what you'd like

oscar 🙄
just pick anything

oscar 🙄
i wanna know what you enjoy

maia is typing...

maia
i was pressing
shuffle on my saved songs
and i just got 4 mitski songs in a row

oscar 🙄
in a ROW?

oscar 🙄
maybe we should hang out again soon
since you're so clearly deprived of
positive feelings

oscar 🙄
you know, since you had such a good time
with me on the plane and all

maia
u wish

maia
and for the record i do feel positive
feelings

maia
for example all i have to think about
is how suki is waiting for me back home
and then i end up shedding
a small happy tear

oscar 🙄
suki?

oscar 🙄
you mean your demon cat that's
across the street from me?

maia
she's chubby and cute and loves
getting pet what demon are you
talking about

maia
wait what
[cleared!]

maia
are you in melbourne rn?

oscar 🙄
yeah

oscar 🙄
did i forget to tell you?

maia
yes you forgot what the fuck 😭😭
[cleared!]

maia
yeah i think so

maia
how long are you staying?

oscar 🙄
until january 3rd

maia
no fucking way
[cleared!]

maia
that's nice

oscar 🙄
yeah

oscar 🙄
you know your mum gave me a big hug
when she saw me

oscar 🙄
why can't you be that welcoming?

maia
because you've got cooties obviously 👎👎👎

maia
my mum talked to me about you actually

oscar 🙄
all good things i hope

maia
unfortunately ):

maia
she said she was happy
me and you are talking again

oscar 🙄
she told me that too

oscar 🙄
i was out on a jog while she was
cleaning her car and i felt bad
while we hugged because i
was super sweaty

maia
are you harassing my mum /:

oscar 🙄
she hugged ME first off

oscar 🙄
second she was very kind and offered
me an ice lolly

maia
'ice lolly' dear god the europeans really
did get to you over the years jesus
[ oscar 🙄 laughed at a message! ]

maia
were you nice to her at least

oscar 🙄
of course i was!! even offered to help
her wash her car

oscar 🙄
she said no though because she wanted
me to get some rest after my run

maia
how sweet you're like a little
errand boy from the 1940's

oscar 🙄
you're so creative mai why don't you
put that energy into writing
a book or something productive

maia
i'll write a book on how shit u are at
board games

oscar 🙄
says the one who lost three times
in a row when we were playing guess who
on the plane

maia
it was formula 1 themed how was i
supposed to know who those people were

maia
you weren't even on the board either

oscar 🙄
well charles stole the little cards
from a shoot a few years back
and stuffed the bag into lando's backpack
as a joke

oscar 🙄
that's how it ended up on the plane

maia
is charles the pretty one

oscar 🙄 is typing...

oscar 🙄
sure

oscar 🙄
#16 and he drives for ferrari

maia
i only know him cuz every other race
i've seen always has at least a three-second
clip zoomed in on his eyes

oscar 🙄
yeah that's charles

maia
why don't they zoom in on your eyes
oscar that must be so saddening

oscar 🙄
are you saying you like my eyes maia?

maia
no

maia
they look like dirt

oscar 🙄
and you're an environmental science
major would you look at that
what a coincidence!

maia
jeez

maia
you're too good at this you know

oscar 🙄
at what?

maia
idk this little banter thing you do

maia
it's kind of impressive actually

oscar 🙄
i think it stems from the fact
that i like teasing you

oscar 🙄
brings back good memories

maia
WOW

maia
i'm not gonna take disrespect from a mf
who looks like this when he plays pool

oscar 🙄
WHERE did you find that

maia
it was some joke between angela and
matthew for a while and i never knew
that picture was of you

maia
they'd always try and mimic it
during parties if there was a
pool table around

oscar 🙄
do you not stop your roommate when
she disrespects me??

maia
again

maia
didn't know it was you

maia
and also it's funny

oscar 🙄
what a bully you are

maia
i'm an angel wdym

oscar 🙄
i'm sure you are in another life
sweetheart

oscar 🙄
well i'm gonna go eat dinner and get
some rest so i bid you farewell

maia
'bid you farewell' my guy thinks he's
shakespeare 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

oscar 🙄
BYE maia

maia
BYE oscar

maia
watch out for suki while you sleep
[ oscar 🙄 disliked a message! ]

AS Maia clicks send on her final message, she flings her phone at the leather couch across from her while she stands in the kitchenette, knocking her head on the marble countertop.

Sweetheart.

Oscar must think he's so fucking funny.

NOTES!

we're at the tension-filled nicknames stage i think

xoxo, cas