Hi kids, and welcome back to another episode of me ranting about Harry Potter. A lot. A friggin' lot.

oKaY, mAi bIsHeS. You've probably seen this before but there's something– lOOK!!

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*deep inhale to calm oneself* okay so. Go to the actual YouTubes and stuff— wait, here's the link:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o8dkobS5qq

okay, so watch the full thing if you haven't already, it's hilarious and beautiful (some pansmione and linny included). And watch part 1 and all the videos on the amazing lightisgone's channel while you're at it, they're amazing. Okay, you watched it, now make it full screen, like tilt your phone to the side or whatever and everything. So look at 2:47. You miiigghht not notice it, but I think when Malfoy's doing his whole flirting thing with the lip biting, Harry glances at Draco's crotch and back at his eyes again. It's really brief, but I studied this scene so very carefully (*coughs*), and that's what I reckon. Just, stare at Harry's eyes while it's playing, maybe you'll see. Do you see it now? When it zooms in on their faces? Maybe it's just me, but that's what I see when I look at it. Oh, and look at this too:

Okay, yes, Drarry's number 1, Wolfstar's number 3, whoop whoop, rejoice, all that, but lOOK AT SECOND PLACE! *another calming deep breath* Seamus Finnegan. And Draco Malfoy. What. Who ships that. I sorta want to meet someone who ships that so I can politely ask them "why?"

why.

Aaaaaaand I thought this was funny and ironic soooooo

But why is that so true though. James. You had one job.

There's all my HP for today, I know it's a lot of stuff, but you can never have too much Harry Potter.