IMESSAGE
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cari — cariad
tommy — tom
haz — harrison
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CARI
hey assholes as another thank
u for picking me up i'm dragging
u out on a late night dog walk
so get urselves ready we're gonna
leave at midnight thank u babies

TOMMY
i JUST got into bed

HAZ
me too, ffs cari

CARI
well get tf back out, you know
i need a walk and ozzie keeps
scratching at the door cos he
does too !!

CARI
also i've been on tour and was
missin u and u won't even go
for a nice walk now i'm back😔
sad reacts only

HAZ
fine!!!! it's a good job i just
stayed in the guest room
tonight cos if i'd gone home
i would've just said no to
trekking to yours, you're mad

TOMMY
ur so lucky i love you caz, i'm
so fucking TIRED how are you
not tired enough to go to bed
when you've been on a flight
most of today

CARI
what can i say, i'm a constant
bundle of joy mr holland & you
love me for it :-)

TOMMY
yeah, right, keep telling urself
that love

CARI
thomas i am the actual human
embodiment of the ☺️ emoji
i'm always happy

HAZ
tell that to your face, maybe
i say ur more like the 🥴 emoji
or 😭 actually

TOMMY
evidence #1

CARI
ok bullying me isn't getting
ready for our walk, is it?
bitches ! i'm gonna make u
walk for hours if u don't go
get ready now

TOMMY
gimme ten and i'll be ready
the things we do for u

CARI
you normally love our late walks
geT THE STICK OUT UR ARSE
pls and thank u happy tommy
only on this walk <333

TOMMY
does that mean if i keep being
miserable i don't have to go?

CARI
bitch u tHOUGHT
now hurry up before i come n
make u hurry up

HAZ
that definitely doesn't sound
like a threat or something tom
would turn down

TOMMY
fuck off harrison

CARI
fuck off harrison

HAZ
😔😔😔

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i love the three of them so much i'm emo
spent all day writing poetry in the sun on
my balcony i'm in such a good mood im
gonna update like once/twice more today!